Friday's report

OVERALL STANDING

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 1426
    Wells couldn't get an out; Fortunately, Gallardo could
2. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 1384
    Finally, some good points from Pence
3. Fresh Fish (Rick) 1362
    Sandoval has begun to hit, but not Molina
4. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 1360
    Don't you hate it when some goes off ... on your bench (Gomes)
5. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 1339
    Votto has missed three straight games
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1324
    Wandy's -5 stunts Bugs' solid week
7. Triple-A's (Ken) 1267
    Nice outing from Carpenter
8. Misfits (Reid) 1262
    McCann has missed back-to-back games
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1236
    Cain finally gets some support, even though he didn't need it
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1163
    Another unimpressive start from a Padre pitcher

Head-to-head scores

Fresh Fish 111, Pitch You Blockhead 89
Upton No Good 117, Misfits 103
Arbitration Losers 125, Chico's Chuggers 91
VC Appraisers 127, Pickle Bugs 122
Goatwhisperers 115, Triple-A's 80

Wednesday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 1375
    Another stellar outing from Jimenez
2. Fresh Fish (Rick) 1318
    More scoreless innings for Garcia; another no-decision
3. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 1316
    Another poor start from Lincecum
4. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 1314
    Dunn, Tulowitzki, Reynolds and a lot of zeros
5. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 1288
     Decision to start Arroyo pays off
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1286
     Oswalt's 22 makes him marketable on trade market
7. Triple-A's (Ken) 1227
    Blake has big game in place of Polanco at 3B
8. Misfits (Reid) 1226
    Correia scores 11 of team's 15 points Wednesday
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1172
    New addition Olivo lone bright spot on Wednesday
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1136
    Hanson gets much needed victory


Head-to-head scoring

Fresh Fish 67, Pitch You Blockhead! 62
Misfits 67, Upton No Good 66
Arbitration Losers 79, Chico's Chuggers 27
Pickle Bugs 84, VC Appraisers 76
Goatwhisperers 47, Triple-A's 40

Tuesday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 1338
     Chacin delivers victory in first UNG start
2. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 1295
    Garland, Wolf pitch Losers into second place
3. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 1293
    No ER and a loss for Kershaw
4. Fresh Fish (Rick) 1283
     Another big game from Braun
5. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 1254
    Leaky bullpen loses lead for Leake
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1245
     Hoping to get Ethier back really soon, cuz Rowand is stinking
7. Misfits (Reid) 1211
     Wainwright scores 16 points ... in a loss!
8. Triple-A's (Ken) 1198
    Dotel's 5 points was the high point of Tuesday
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1157
    Prince can't score points when he gets free passes
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1105
    Starting to wonder if Escobar is truly healthy

Head-to-head standings

Fresh Fish 32, Pitch You Blockhead 31
Misfits 52, Upton No Good 29
Arbitration Losers 60, Chico's Chuggers 12
Pickle Bugs 43, VC Appraisers 42
Goatwhisperers 24, Triple-A's 11

Player acquisitions

C Miguel Olivo, by Chico's Chuggers (May #2)

Mid-week replacements

Chico's Chuggers placed C Ivan Rodriguez on disabled list, activated C Miguel Olivo

Week 8 roster moves

TRADE

Gladstone Goatwhisperers traded SP Hiroki Kuroda to Misfits for OF Carlos Beltran

PLAYER ACQUISITIONS

SP John Ely, by Gladstone Goatwhisperers (May #1)
x-SP Carlos Zambrano, by Gladstone Goatwhisperers (May #2)
SP Jon Garland, by Arbitration Losers (May #3)

PLAYERS RELEASED

x-SP Carlos Zambrano, by Pitch You Blockhead

x-stolen

WEEK 8 ROSTER CHANGES

Upton No Good: Benched OF Carlos Gonzalez and SP Chris Volstad; activated OF Chris Young and SP Jhoulys Chacin

Pickle Bugs: No changes

Fresh Fish: Benched SP Derek Lowe; activated SP Cole Hamels

VC Appraisers: Benched SP Mat Latos and SP Jeff Francis; activated SP Bronson Arroyo and SP Tim Hudson

Gladstone Goatwhisperers: Placed OF Carlos Beltran on disabled list; activated SP Ian Kennedy in place of SP Hiroki Kuroda

Arbitration Losers: Placed OF Mark DeRosa, SP Brad Penny and SP John Maine on disabled list; benched 2B Juan Uribe and OF Johnny Gomes; activated SP Jon Garland; activated 2B Freddy Sanchez and OF Carlos Gomez from disabled list

Triple-A's: Benched 2B Luis Castillo, 3B Placido Polanco and SP Aaron Cook; activated 2B Jeff Keppinger, 3B Casey Blake and SP Livan Hernandez

Misfits: Benched OF Nate Schierholtz and SP Homer Bailey; activated OF Kosuke Fukudome and SP Hiroki Kuroda

Pitch You Blockhead: Benched SP Wade LeBlanc; activated SP Aaron Harang

Chico's Chuggers: No changes

Sunday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 1309
     Scoring oddity: Top-scoring pitcher of week: Closer Marmol (22)
2. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 1269
    J-Roll back on DL takes some luster away from 200+ week
3. Fresh Fish (Rick) 1251
     No strikeouts for Josh Johnson on Sunday!?!?
4. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 1235
    Halladay post a -2 start; is that a misprint?
5. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 1212
     Santana, Latos pitch VCA to weekly win
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1202
     Catcher Ruiz gets shut out for the week
7. Triple-A's (Ken) 1187
    Might have won if they got anything out of Soto or Castillo
8. Misfits (Reid) 1159
     Very average week for Misfits, but they'll take the win
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1145
     A 218-point week? Just imagine if pitchers got some run support?
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1074
     Champagne bottles are popping; PYB gets first win of season

Head-to-head scores

VC Appraisers 194, Arbitration Losers 163
Pitch You Blockhead! 175, Triple-A's 171
Gladstone Goatwhisperers 217, Upton No Good 189
Chico's Chuggers 218, Fresh Fish 174
Misfits 162, Pickle Bugs 131

Player acquisitions

SP Jon Garland, by Arbitration Losers (May #2)