Semifinals Week 2: Sunday Roundup

If Charlie Blackmon keeps hitting like this, he'll never cut his hair, will he?

Semifinals - final scores

• No. 4 The Misfits 398, No. 8 Pitch You Blockhead! 378.7
• No. 7 BodySuit Man 394.2, No. 3 Arbitration Losers 319.8

The 2-week championship series starts today pitting Reid's Misfits against Adam's BodySuit Man.

Yeah, Brad, just squat right there and let it out.

STUDS: Charlie Blackmon (PYB) hit 2 solo homers and a double and scored 3 runs. Justin Turner (AL) had a homer, 2 doubles, a single, a walk, 2 runs and 2 RBIs. DJ LeMahieu (AL) doubled, tripled, drove in a run and scored twice. Ronald Acuna (FDD) tripled, homered, drove in 2, walked twice, scored 3 runs, stole a base and was caught stealing.

DUDS: Vince Velasquez (FF) struck out 4 and allowed 5 runs in a 4-inning loss. Raisel Iglesias (PM) allowed a run and took the loss... to the Padres, so it actually counts double. Brad Boxberger (SG) allowed 3 runs in 0.1 innings, blew the save, took the loss, and slapped your girlfriend.

Semifinals Week 2: Saturday Roundup

Matt Harvey is 7-6 with a 4.35 ERA for the Reds. That might not sound great, but you should see the rest of the Cincinnati pitching staff. 

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

STUDS: In a doubleheader, Anthony Rendon (PYB) homered, doubled, singled, scored 3 runs and drove in 3. Bryce Harper (AL) homered, singled, stole a base, drove in 2, scored 3 runs and walked 5 times. Trea Turner (SG) posted a 9 with only 1 hit, which is quite impressive. He drove in 2, walked twice, stole 2 bases and scored 3 runs. Max Scherzer (FF) went the distance in a win, fanning 11 Cubs and allowing 3 runs. Kyle Freeland (PM) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning victory. Matt Harvey (SG) threw it back to 2015, striking out 10 and allowing 2 runs in a 6-inning win. Of course, it was against the Padres, so... Cesar Hernandez (CB) singled 4 times, drove in 3 and stole a base.

DUDS: Zach Eflin (AL) allowed 6 runs and struck out 5 in a 3-inning loss. Bud Norris (AL) blew it again, allowing an unearned run and taking the loss while retiring only 1 batter. Daniel Murphy (FDD) did a terrible job of taking advantage of a doubleheader; he singled and erred. Paul Goldschmidt (CB) walked and erred.

Semifinals Week 2: Friday Roundup

This is Scott Schebler's conservative, two-strike approach.

Johan Camargo can make plays, chew gum AND look
stylish at the same time.

STUDS: Clayton Kershaw (M) struck out 7 and allowed 2 runs in a 6-inning win. Scott Schebler (BM) hit a grand slam, walked and scored twice. Josh Hader (BM) struck out 5 and got the win in 2 scoreless innings of relief. Patrick Corbin (FF) fanned 9 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. Johan Camargo (FDD) homered, doubled twice, drove in 2 and scored twice. Marcell Ozuna (PM) hit a pair of solo homers. Aaron Nola (PM) struck out 8 and allowed 3 runs in a 7-inning win.

DUDS: Nolan Arenado (PM) walked once and erred. Travis Shaw (SG) walked twice and erred.

Semifinals Week 2: Thursday Roundup

The late Burt Reynolds never starred in a baseball movie, but we're certain that he'd have worn this hat in such a film.

STUD: Paul Goldschmidt (CB) was a triple short of a cycle and scored 3 runs.

DUD: Brad Boxberger (SG) recorded 2 outs and struck out 1, but he allowed 1 run and took the loss.

Semifinals Week 2: Wednesday Roundup

We're not always fans of the new "dingers and whiffs" version of baseball... but that's a damn fine dinger.

STUDS: Trevor Story (M) continued his MVP-type season, swatting 3 solo homers - including a 505-footer, the longest in baseball's Statcast era.. Jose Quintana (CB) earned the win, striking out 5 and allowing 2 runs in 6.2 innings.

DUDS: Yasmani Grandal (PYB) went 0-fer with an error. Johan Camargo (FDD) singled, walked and erred. Tanner Roark (SG) took the loss, allowing 6 runs and striking out 4 in 5 innings.

Semifinals Week 2: Tuesday Roundup

You may not have noticed, but German Marquez has been one of the game's best pitchers since the end of June.

BOOM right in the Hall of Fame.

STUDS: Yadier Molina (M) - the hardest name for us to put on the Studs list - homered, singled, walked, scored twice and drove in 4. Gregory Polanco (M) had a double, 2 singles, a steal, a run and 2 RBIs. Joe Musgrove (M) struck out 8 and allowed 2 runs in a 6.1-inning win. Asdrubal Cabrera (PYB) homered, doubled, walked and drove in 3. Rich Hill (PYB) struck out 8 and allowed 4 runs in a 6-inning win. German Marquez (PYB) struck out 11 and allowed 2 runs in a 6.2-inning no-decision. Jake Arrieta (BM) struck out 11 and allowed 4 runs in a 7.1-inning win. Robbie Ray (BM) - that two-timing bum - struck out 10 in 6.1 shutout innings to earn the win. JT Realmuto (AL) had 2 solo homers and 2 walks. Scooter Gennett (FF) and Marcell Ozuna (PM) each hit 2 solo homers. Cesar Hernandez (CB) tripled, singled, walked twice and drove in 3.

DUDS: None.

Semifinals Week 2: Monday Roundup

Hit a couple bombs off Madison Bumgarner, get your picture on the blog. It's a simple formula, really.

STUDS: Trevor Story (M) homered twice, drove in 5 runs and stole a base. Max Scherzer (FF) struck out 11 and allowed 3 runs in a 7-inning no-decision. Trevor Williams (R) struck out 4 in 6.2 shutout innings to beat the Reds.

DUDS: Oh, hello again, Bud Norris (AL). For the second day in a row, Bud the Dud blew it, this time allowing a game-tying 2-run homer and blowing the save. Kenta Maeda (FF) was similar, only it was a 3-run homer and the game was already tied. So just a loss and no blown save, hooray! Freddie Freeman (R) singled, walked and erred.

Semifinals Week 1: The Check Swing

Remember to celebrate your successes The Right Way.

In lieu of a mid-matchup Check Swing, we'll do a quick score update. First, the semifinals:

• No. 4 The Misfits 237.7, No. 8 Pitch You Blockhead 198.8
• No. 7 BodySuit Man 206.5, No. 3 Arbitration Losers 183.3

And the overall points race. PYB has jumped into third place and the Misfits went from 7th to 5th. FDD's overall lead remains right around 100 points, and they're the first ones over the 4,000-point mark.

The scoreboard

1. Fasano Don't Dance (4013.5 points, last week 1)

2. Project Mayhem (3910.7 points, last week 2)

3. Pitch You Blockhead (3818.8 points, last week 4)

4. Stable Geniuses (3798 points, last week 3)

5. The Misfits (3794.7 points, last week 7)

6. Arbitration Losers (3793.5 points, last week 6)

7. Fresh Fish (3774.9 points, last week 5)

8. BodySuit Man (3544.7 points, last week T9)

9. The Rookies (3534.1 points, last week 8)

10. Clemente's Bucs (3513.9 points, last week T9)

Hitting leaders after Week 21

1. Christian Yelich (M) 440.5
2. Javier Baez (FF) 423.5
3. Freddie Freeman (R) 417
4. Paul Goldschmidt (CB) 415.5
5. Trevor Story (M) 414.5

Pitching leaders after Week 21

1. Max Scherzer (FF) 466.7
2. Jacob deGrom (FDD) 399
3. Aaron Nola (PM) 387.7
4. Patrick Corbin (FF) 363.7
5. Zack Greinke (R) 332

Semifinals Week 1: Sunday Roundup

We only recently discovered Bud Norris was a terrible person, but we always knew he was a terrible pitcher. 

STUDS: Javier Baez (FF) homered, tripled and scored twice. Ronald Acuña (FDD) was a triple short of a cycle and scored twice. Noah Syndergaard (BM) allowed 1 run and fanned 11 in a complete-game win against the Giants. Jon Lester (AL) struck out 7 and got the win in 6 shutout innings. Anthony Rizzo (PYB) homered, singled, walked twice, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Christian Yelich (M) homered, singled, drove in 4, scored twice and walked twice.

DUDS: Brad Boxberger (SG) allowed 2 runs, recorded 1 out and took the loss. Bud Norris (AL) struck out 1 and allowed 3 runs in a 0.2-inning loss.

Semifinals Week 1: Saturday Roundup

There's -8.7 points worth of Dudliness in this photo.

STUD: Luis Castillo (CB) struck out 11 Cardinals and got the win in 6.1 shutout innings.

DUDS: Keone Kela (FF) did it all in a disastrous outing for the Pirates. Kela struck out 1 batter, but he allowed 4 runs, blew the save and took the loss. Asdrubal Cabrera (PYB) and Charlie Culberson (R) both went 0-fer with an error. Francisco Cervelli (PM) went 0-fer and was caught stealing.