Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, The Check Swing

There was a lot to smile about if you played for the Nationals, or even if you just had some in your lineup.
The top seeds all advanced in our first-round playoff matchups, setting up some juicy 1 vs. 2 semifinals. Another two-week matchup, with the same week-to-week pitching rules. Use those moves, people! You don't get to roll them into 2020.

First-round playoff finals

(2) Hassey's Girl 372.7, (3) Fresh Fish 359.8
(1) The Rookies 383.2, (4) Yari's Autonomics 369.2
(2) Clemente's Bucs 465.5, (3) When the Ledee Breaks 411.3
(1) Arbitration Losers 337, (4) Project Mayhem 297.7
Consolation: The Misfits 323.5, Lumber Co Lumber 310

Semifinal matchups

(1) Arbitration Losers vs. (2) Hassey's Girl
(1) The Rookies vs. (2) Clemente's Bucs

The week in review


Who let that homeless man into the park?
1. Clemente's Bucs (4084.5, last week 2): An offensive explosion for the ages propelled Ray's team to a first-round win and back to the top of the overall standings. His offense alone scored 348.5 points, which was more than 4 other entire teams in the first round. Trea Turner led the way at 57 - 14 singles, 4 doubles, 3 homers, 14 RBIs, 14 runs, 3 steals - but plenty of others had huge weeks too. Victor Robles (47) was also part of the Nationals' offensive exhibition, and Charlie Blackmon (39), Starling Marte (44.5), Max Muncy (43) and Josh Donaldson (45.5) crushed everything too. All told: 24 homers, 28 doubles, 65 RBIs, 79 runs, 16 steals for this crew. Yikes. For Henry's sake - and that of the rest of us poor saps - hopefully the offense wore itself out a bit. Elsewhere, Stephen Strasburg (37.7) and Dallas Keuchel (36) anchored the staff, which overcame Mike Leake (5) and Alex Wood (6.3) pitching exactly like Mike Leake and Alex Wood.

2. The Rookies (4025.4 points, last week 1): Pretty sure if we'd told you before the season that Max Fried (29) and Dakota Hudson (31.7) would play huge roles in The Rookies' trip to the semifinals, you might not have believed us. But there they were, going 3-0 with 26 strikeouts in Henry's narrow win against YA. Actual ace Patrick Corbin (30) was also great, making up for a lack of much from Zack Wheeler (3) and Adam Wainwright (13.7). As it has been all season, The Rookies' offense was immense, with new addition Aristides Aquino's 42 points only coming in third among hitting points behind Nolan Arenado (45.5) and Cody Bellinger (43.5). Goodness. Eduardo Escobar (33) and Scott Kingery (31) also pitched in in a major way.

The league needs more left-handed Italians.
3. When the Ledee Breaks (3944.6, last week 3): Matt was our tough-luck loser in the first round, putting up the second-most points but getting toppled by Ray's powerhouse. The hitting numbers are pretty staggering: Juan Soto (58), Trevor Story (43), Mike Moustakas (39), Ronald Acuna Jr. (34.5), Michael Conforto (32), etc., etc. More of the same for the WLB offense. The pitching staff, as usual, was all over the place. Jose Quintana (38) was terrific, Joey Lucchesi (29.7) had a pair of wins, and Steven Matz (25.3) was solid.  Zach Davies (4), Drew Smyly (6) and Chase Anderson (-3.7), though, showed the other side of prioritizing offense above all else. Matt was ahead of the curve with his all-offense gambit, and looking at the fantasy numbers this year, more of us may be following his lead in the coming years.

4. Yari's Autonomics (3901, last week 4): Adam's offense went berserk but his pitching was largely a no-show in a narrow loss to The Rookies. Anthony Rendon (56.5) tried to singlehandedly carry the team to victory, and Kevin Pillar (44) was obnoxiously good as well. Josh Bell (29) warmed back up a bit and Jean Segura (31) was his usual self. But the pitching, well, it wasn't great, outside of ace Zack Greinke (42.7), who went 3-0. Max Scherzer (6) left his lone start with an injury, Sean Doolittle (2.3) got roughed up and then went on the IL, and Cole Hamels (12) gave up 13 runs in 13 innings. Mikes Soroka (17.7) and Foltnewicz (7.7) weren't able to make up for the lack of top-end success. But hey, at least Archie Bradley (11.3) has a home now!

If his name were longer, there'd be letters on his butt.
5. Hassey's Girl (3896.4, last week 5): A shoddy draft and ample injuries have forced the commssioners to cobble together a team, and that collection of mostly randos managed to top the Fish to move into the semis. Ace Aaron Nola (43) was awesome, making up for Hyun-Jin Ryu (5) hitting the wall and German Marquez (6) struggling and, shocker, getting hurt. Closer Craig Kimbrel (13) came back from the IL to notch a couple saves and Zac Gallen (26) was solid in a trio of short starts. But it was the offense that pulled HG through to the semis. Pete Alonso (43.5), newcomer Nicholas Castellanos (42), Christian Yelich (37) and Ryan McMahon (35) led the way - we told you this was an odd team. Shoutout to Jon Berti (28.5), who filled in admirably after Fernando Tatis Jr. (2), shocker, got hurt.

6. Arbitration Losers (3764.7, last week 6): Tim used the "I have a National in my lineup and you don't" strategy to beat Bill in the first round, riding Adam Eaton's mind-boggling 61.5 points to a narrow victory. Bryan Reynolds (40) was studly as well... and no one else on the offense topped 18 points. Hmm. An interesting method, to be sure. Eaton had 13 RBIs, 16 runs, 5 homers, just like every other Nat, basically. The rest of Tim's squad combined for 22 RBIs, 28 runs and 7 homers. The pitching staff was very good, led by Sonny Gray (40) and Madison Bumgarner (36). Yu Darvish (24.3) had no decisions, and Kirby Yates (23.3) picked up 4 saves. And so it's on to the semifinals for one of the Giants fans in the league, at least.

At UC Irvine, they called this the Anteater Dance.
7. Fresh Fish (3734.3, last week 7): The Fish fell in the first round to Hassey's Girl because only part of the vaunted pitching staff showed up. Clayton Kershaw (49) and Jacob deGrom (35) were stellar, but Luis Castillo (10.3) and Chris Paddack (-3) weren't. Closer Felipe "Vazquez" notched 2 wins, while Castillo and Paddack combined to go 1-3. Ugh. Offensively, Marcell Ozuna (47.5) exploed for 16 hits, 10 runs and 9 RBIs. Keston Hiura (42.5) and Amed Rosario (41) formed a powerful (and unlikely) double play combo. But catchers Brian McCann (6.5) and Francsico Mejia (3.5) didn't do much and Kris Bryant (18.5) struggled.

8. Project Mayhem (3633.7, last week 8): Bill's team fell in a low-scoring first-round matchup to Tim's Losers. JT Realmuto (42), Ketel Marte (37.5) and Paul DeJong (29.5) were the top hitters, but Isan Diaz (5), Lorenzo Cain (5.5), Ian Happ (8.5), Joc Pederson (13.5) and Franmil Reyes (14.5) didn't do much, with Diaz committing an Amed Rosario-esque 6 of PM's 11 errors. Six! In two weeks, as a second baseman. Even Jose Offerman's eyes widened at that. Bill's pitching was similarly fine but not great: Kyle Hendricks (26) and Elieser Hernandez (22) led the way. Ace Walker Buehler (17) wasn't as good as hoped and had a win fumbled away by the Dodgers bullpen.

All this, and home runs too.
9. Lumber Co Lumber (3548, last week 9): If I told you that Nick Ahmed had 5 homers, 14 RBIs and a 42-point outing in the first round, what would you think? Well, he did, and John still lost to Reid in the consolation round. The pitching was just OK, and Josh Hader was 0-2 in save opps. Aside from Ahmed, Bryce Harper (37.5) and Freddie Freeman (36.5) had monster rounds too.

10. The Misfits (3229.8, last week 10): Jack Flaherty (53) went 3-0 with 21 strikeouts and just 1 run allowed in 18 innings to lead Reid to the consolation win. Offensively, Paul Goldschmidt (37.5) looked something like a first-round pick, Will Smith (34) got jiggy with 5 homers, and Justin Tuner (32) and Ryan Braun (31.5) chipped in nicely.

Batting leaders after Week 20

1. Cody Bellinger (R) 457
2. Freddie Freeman (LCL) 455
3. Ronald Acuña Jr. (WLB) 454.5
4. Christian Yelich (HG) 452
5. Anthony Rendon (YA) 426

Pitching leaders after Week 20

1. Stephen Strasburg (CB) 363
2. Jacob deGrom (FF) 342
3. Aaron Nola (HG) 337.3
4. Trevor Bauer (M) 327.7
4. Luis Castillo (FF) 325

Monday, August 26, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, Second Sunday Roundup

Well, he brought it. Twice.
STUDS: Anthony Rendon (YA) homered, singled 3 times, scored twice, walked and drove in 2. Nolan Arenado (R) was a triple shy of a cycle and drove in 2. Christian Walker (WLB) was a triple shy of a cycle, drove in 2 and scored twice. Josh Donaldson (CB) hit 2 solo homers. Dallas Keuchel (CB) struck out 7 and allowed no runs in a 7-inning win. Bryan Reynolds (AL) tripled, singled, walked, scored and drove in 3.

DUDS: Zach Davies (WLB) struck out 3 and allowed 4 runs in a 4-inning loss. Brandon Belt (AL) walked, scored and erred. Mike Yastrzemski (AL) walked and was caught stealing. Trevor Bauer (M) struck out 2 and allowed 7 runs in a 3-inning loss.

Playoffs: First Round, Second Saturday Roundup

Professional hitter Corey Dickerson wearing something from the Bill Veeck collection.
STUDS: Corey Dickerson (FF) had 2 doubles, 2 singles, a run and 5 RBIs. Scott Kingery (R) homered, doubled, walked and drove in 3.

DUDS: Anthony Rizzo (FF) walked, made 2 errors, and left with a back injury. Jose Quintana (WLB) struck out 3 and allowed 4 runs in a 4-inning loss. Victor Robles (CB) was caught stealing. Alext Wood (CB) struck out 1 and allowed 4 runs in a 5.1-inning loss. Kirby Yates (AL) allowed a run and took the loss in 1 inning, striking out 1. Edwin Diaz (M) struck out 1 and allowed 2 runs in 0.1 inning. Brian Dozier (LCL) had 3 walks, a caught stealing and an error.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, Second Friday Roundup

Has Juan Soto been on the Studs list every day since the all-star break? 
STUDS: Marcell Ozuna (FF) homered, doubled, walked, drove in 3 and scored twice. Jacob deGrom (FF) struck out 13 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning no-decision. How good would this guy's record be if he pitched for anyone else? Jon Berti (HG) homered, singled twice, stole a base and scored twice. Scott Kingery (R) tripled, drove in 3, walked twice and scored. Aristides Aquino (R) was a triple short of a cycle and drove in 2. Juan Soto (WLB) homered, singled twice, walked and scored 4 runs. J.T. Realmuto (PM) doubled twice, walked twice, scored twice and drove in a run. Jack Flaherty (M) struck out 9 and didn't allow a run in a 6-inning win.

DUDS: Chris Paddack (FF) allowed 6 runs in a 2.1-inning loss to the Red Sox. Eugenio Suarez (AL) went 0-fer with an error. Jon Lester (LCL) allowed 6 runs and struck out 2 in a 4.1-inning loss.

Friday, August 23, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, Second Thursday Roundup

Seriously, the Mets can't even celebrate right.
STUDS: Kyle Hendricks (PM) struck out 7 in 7 shutout innings for the win. Noah Syndergaard (M) struck out 5 in 6 shutout innings for the win. Tanner Roark (LCL) allowed 2 runs and struck out 7 in a 6.1-inning win.

DUDS: Jon Berti (HG) singled and erred. Josh Bell (YA) walked and erred. Yasiel Puig (YA) erred. Trevor Story (WLB) erred. Isan Diaz (PM) erred.

Playoffs: First Round, Second Wednesday Roundup

Nick Castellanos has, like many people before him, enjoyed getting the hell out of Detroit.
STUDS: Nick Castellanos (HG) homered, singled 3 times, drove in 3 and scored twice. Patrick Corbin (R) struck out 4 in 8 shutout innings for the win. Walker Buehler (PM) struck out 8 in 7 shutout innings. Mike Yastrzemski (AL) was a triple shy of a cycle and drove in 2.

DUDS: Jorge Alfaro (YA) singled and erred. Adam Wainwright (R) allowed 5 runs and struck out 2 in a 5-inning loss. Kenley Jansen (CB) struck out 1 and allowed 1 run in a 1-inning blown save.

Playoffs: First Round, Second Tuesday Roundup

Sonny Gray has been a good-to-great pitcher pretty much his whole career, except when he was with the Yankees.
That brings me great joy.
STUDS: Anthony Rizzo (FF) homered twice, singled, walked and scored 3 runs. Aaron Nola (HG) struck out 7 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. Cody Bellinger (R) singled, doubled, scored 2 runs, walked and drove in 3. Trevor Story (WLB) had a double, 3 singles, a run and 3 RBIs. Steven Matz (WLB) struck out 7 and allowed 1 run in a 6.1-inning win. Dallas Keuchel (CB) struck out 7 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. Sonny Gray (AL) had 10 strikeouts and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. AJ Pollock (M) homered, doubled, walked twice and scored twice. Freddie Freeman (LCL) had 2 homers, a single, 4 RBIs and 3 runs.

DUDS: Ryan McMahon (HG) singled and erred. Isan Diaz (PM) had 2 errors.

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, Second Monday Roundup

He may have a sorority girl's name, but Dakota Hudson appears to be a pretty good pitcher.
STUDS: Asdrubal Cabrera (R) homered, doubled, scored twice, walked and drove in 5. Dakota Hudson (R) struck out 7 in 6.2 shutout innings for the win. Juan Soto (WLB) had 2 doubles, 2 singles, a walk and 4 runs.

DUDS: None officially, so we'll look at Wade Davis, who in his past 2 appearances has thrown 33 pitches, gotten 2 outs, allowed 4 hits, 2 walks, 6 runs, blown a save and taken a loss. HEY! WADE! DON'T LOOK AT YOUR E.R.A.!

Sunday, August 18, 2019

Playoffs: First Round, First Sunday Roundup

Is this Isan Diaz? Seriously, we have no idea. 
STUDS: Brian Dozier (LCL) homered twice, singled, walked and drove in 4. Paul Goldschmidt (M) homered, doubled, walked, drove in 2 and scored twice. Adam Eaton (AL) homered, tripled, walked twice, drove in 3 and scored 3 runs. Mike Moustakas (WLB) homered twice, doubled, walked and drove in 5. Juan Soto (WLB) hit a pair of solo homers. Michael Conforto (WLB) homered, singled, walked and drove in 4. Jose Quintana (WLB) got the win and struck out 7 in 7 shutout innings. Tommy Edman (CB) homered, singled twice, scored twice and stole a base. Starling Marte (CB) was a triple short of a cycle and stole a base. Zack Greinke (YA) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win. Nolan Arenado (R) homered twice and drove in 3. Pete Alonso (HG) was a triple shy of a cycle — as if — walked, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs.

DUDS: Chase Anderson (WLB) allowed 10 runs and struck out 1 in a 2.1-inning loss. Isan Diaz (PM) singled, drove in a run and scored — and committed a pair of errors.

Playoffs: First Round, First Saturday Roundup

Hey, Christian! How's your back feeling? Pretty good? 
STUDS: Christian Yelich (HG) homered twice, singled 3 times, drove in 4, scored 3 runs, walked and stole a base. Ryan McMahon (HG) hit a pair of solo homers. Kevin Pillar (YA) doubled, singled 4 times, drove in a run and scored 3 times. Mike Moustakas (WLB) homered, singled twice and drove in 3. Trevor Story (WLB) homered, singled twice, walked twice, drove in 3 and scored twice. Charlie Blackmon (CB) homered, doubled, walked twice, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Victor Robles (CB) doubled, singled twice, walked, drove in 3 and scored twice. Adam Eaton (AL) homered, doubled twice, singled, drove in 3 and scored twice. Ryan Braun (M) homered twice, singled, scored 3 runs, walked and stole a base. Keston Hiura (FF) doubled twice, singled, stole a base, drove in 2, scored twice ... and erred, of course. Jacob deGrom (FF) struck out 5 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win.

DUD: Sean Doolittle (YA) allowed 4 runs, recorded 1 out and blew a save.