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| You can't hit a homer in EVERY game, Justin. |
STUDS: Anthony Rizzo (Testosteraun Braun) singled, stole a base and hit a pair of 2-run homers. Jordan Zimmermann (Testosteraun Braun) threw a 1-hit shutout and struck out 4. Lance Lynn (Lawyers, Guns & Money) struck out 9 and allowed 1 run in 7 innings. Carlos Beltran (Misfits) homered twice, but one of them was off Jonathan Sanchez, and that hardly counts.
DUDS: Reds hitters. All of them. Again. Cincinnati players owned in FBLG went a combined 0 for 19. Oh, and most of the swing-and-miss Braves, especially Dan Uggla (Going, Going Gonzo), 0 for 4 with 4 Ks; Freddie Freeman (Misfits), 0 for 4 with 4 Ks and an error; Juan Francisco (Testosteraun Braun, bench), 0 for 3 with 3 Ks; and Justin Upton (Silver State Sagebrushers), 0 for 3 with 1 K and an error. Paul Maholm (Rookies) allowed 8 runs in 3.2 innings.
TRANSACTIONS: The injury carousel continues for Manwaring a Muumuu, which places a conditional DL move on 2B Mark Ellis. Jedd Gyorko would enter the lineup in Ellis' place.
Head-to-head scores
Testosteraun Braun 111, Silver State Sagebrushers 89Fresh Fish 101, Rookies 73
Manwaring a Muumuu 126, Going Going Gonzo 116
Arbitration Losers 130, Pitch You Blockhead 87
Lawyers, Guns & Money 124, Misfits 120
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