Friday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 156
De La Rosa's 21-point game powers move to the top
2. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 139
Pretty boring day; can't think of anything whitty
3. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 132
Kuroda's 20 gets GGs back into weekly matchup
4. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 128
Won't be feeling Chipper this weekend
5. Triple-A's (Ken) 124
Back-to-back DNPs for Soto
6. Fresh Fish (Rick) 123
Lee gets going with 8-point game
7. Misfits (Reid) 118
Howard outscoring entire Misfits OF
8. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 108
Back-to-back zeros from Pujols. He stinks!
9. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 103
Zambrano vs. Harang today: Somebody's gotta win, right?
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn)
Back-to-back DNPs from Iannetta

Head-to-head scores
Upton No Good 128, Pickle Bugs 108
VC Appraisers 156, Fresh Fish 123
Arbitration Losers 139, Goatwhisperers 132
Triple-A's 124, Misfits 118
Pitch You Blockhead! 103, Chico's Chuggers 103

Player acquisitions

Chico's Chuggers acquire SS Edgar Renteria (April No. 1)

Thursday's report

Overall standings

1. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 119
Dunn, Bay and a bunch of idle players
2. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 110
Two pitching starts, two 15-point efforts
3. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 109
Solid outing from Wells, though not many Ks
4. Triple-A's (Ken) 103
Polanco keeps on scoring
5. Misfits (Reid) 100
Probably wishing he had started Young over Kendrick
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 96
Billingsley looking pretty solid .... for now
7. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 95
Total points from Pence, Bruce, LaRoche = 2
8. Fresh Fish (Rick) 92
Getting a win from your closer is always a bonus
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 80
Francoeur is first hitter in double digits for season!
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 64
Hanson would have gotten W if Zambrano were pitching for Cubs

Head-to-head scores
Upton No Good 109, Pickle Bugs 96
VC Appraisers 110, Fresh Fish 92
Arbitration Losers 119, Goatwhisperers 95
Triple-A's 103, Misfits 100
Chico's Chuggers 80, Pitch You Blockhead 64

Wednesday's news

Overall standings

1. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 114
Uuuuuu! .......Ribe!......Uuuuuu! ..... Ribe!.....Uuuuu! ....... Ribe!
2. Misfits (Reid) 95
Wainwright, Dempster spark 60-point day
3. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 90
Hanley says "Hey! I can hit home runs, too!"
4. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 87
Feast or famine from E. Cabrera, Stewart
5. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 84
Whole lot of nothing from LaRoche
6. Triple-A's (Ken) 81
Polanco continues to shine
7. Fresh Fish (Rick) 77
Still waiting for something positive from D. Lee
8. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 74
Cain lets quality start slip away in seventh
9. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 71
Hitters have been productive; just need some pitching
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 48
Hanson heads to the hill hoy (or today, trying to keep the alliteration)

Head-to-head scores
Upton No Good 90, Pickle Bugs 71
VC Appraisers 87, Fresh Fish 77
Arbitration Losers 114, Goatwhisperers 84
Misfits 95, Triple-A's 81
Chico's Chuggers 74, Pitch You Blockhead! 48

Tuesday's report

Overall standings

1. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 79
You callin' The Wolf? That's all you had say!
2. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 70
11-point days from Everth Cabrera and Ian Stewart
3. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 60
Lineup mostly idle on Tuesday
4. Fresh Fish (Rick) 54
Early-season team MVP? Barry Zito!
4. Triple-A's (Ken) 54
A-Gonzo off to good start
6. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 53
Shutout on Tuesday
7. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 47
Prince supplies all of team's Tuesday points
8. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 46
Another 3-point pitching performance from Astro pitcher
9. Misfits (Reid) 35
Still waiting for first pitching start of season
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 25
Would have 12 extra points if he had himself and me in rotation instead of Big Z & Harang

Head-to-Head scores
Upton No Good 60, Pickle Bugs 46
VC Appraisers 70, Fresh Fish 54
Arbitration Losers 79, Goatwhisperers 53
Triple-A's 54, Misfits 35
Chico's Chuggers 47, Pitch You Blockhead! 25

Opening Day report

Overall standings

1. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 53 -- Great day, but if only they had started Bucs' Jones
2. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 50 -- Thank you Medders, for creating save opp for Wilson
3. Triple-A's (Ken) 48 -- A good opening day, even with -4 from Padilla
4. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 47 -- Good day would have better with Pujols
5. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 44 -- Solid opening start for Santana
6. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 40 -- Haren bright spot on quiet first day
7. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 38 -- Pujols tallied 13 of 38 points
8. Fresh Fish (Rick) 30 -- Very nice debut for Jason Heyward
9. Misfits (Reid) 24 -- Quiet day, but no starting pitching on hill
10. WWJB (Scott) 20 -- Zambrano line: 1+ inning, 1 K, 8 earned runs, loss ... and an error (-11)

Head-to-head
Upton No Good 47, Pickle Bugs 38
VC Appraisers 44, Fresh Fish 30
Goatwhisperers 53, Arbitration Losers 50
Triple-A's 48, Misfits 44
Chico's Chuggers 40, WWJB 20

Player acquisition

Arbitration Losers acquired OF Carlos Gomez (April #1)

Week 1 roster moves

Completing the draft

VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) selected SS Everth Cabrera to complete their draft

WWJB (Scott) relinquished SP Sean Gallagher, selected SP Clayton Richard

April moves

Gladstone Goatwhisperers (Arik) acquired 1B Adam LaRoche (April #1); placed 1B Lance Berkman on disabled list
Misfits (Reid) acquired OF Cameron Maybin (April #1); placed OF Carlos Beltran on disabled list