Thursday's report

The Rookies are thinking: "Nine shutout innings should get you a win." (Matt Cain)

The Triple-A's are thinking: "Ten shutout innings should get you a win." (Cliff Lee)

The Fresh Fish and Pitch You Blockhead think their outfielders should stop plowing into the wall (Chris Young and Jon Jay).

Rick is the new closer killer. First he killed off Brian Wilson, then he picked up Joel Hanrahan, who now has a sore hammy. Other closers on waiver wire are running for cover.

And the Misfits' Freddie Freeman is starring in a new movie "Driving Mr. Spaulding" with 28 points in the past three games.

PLAYER ACQUIRED

OF Nate Schierholtz, by Fresh Fish (April #2)

OVERALL

1. Halladay Road (Bill) 408
2. Hammerin' Hank (Pete) 379
3. Fresh Fish (Rick) 367
4. Misfits (Reid) 364
5. Rookies (Henry) 355
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 331
7. BAWG (Rich-Brian) 322
8. Triple-A's (Ken) 314
9. Pitch You Blockhead (Scott) 274
10. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 241

Head-to-head scores

Misfits 121, Rookies 99
Pickle Bugs 84, Fresh Fish 72
Billy Ashley Wind Generator 87, Pitch You Blockhead 65
Hammerin' Hank 98, Triple-A's 64
Halladay Road 116, Arbitration Losers 41

Tuesday's report

It's been rough opening for the defending champion Arbitration Losers. Their No. 1 pick (Tim Lincecum) has struggled out of the game. Their No. 2 pick (Justin Upton) may be headed to the DL. They have not scored more than 18 points in any one day in the past eight days. The player they drafted to play 1B is not yet eligible there. The player they drafted to play 3B is not yet eligible there. Johan Santana had two very good starts but no run support. Then he gets lit up in Atlanta. Perhaps they need to trade for David Murphy, because everything can could go wrong has gone wrong. But, again, it's early.

Conditional DL move

Arbitration Losers conditionally place OF Justin Upton on DL, activated OF Martin Prado

Overall standings

1. Halladay Road (Bill) 353
2. Fresh Fish (Rick) 342
3. Hammerin' Hank (Pete) 311
4. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 299
5. Rookies (Henry) 298
6. Misfits (Reid) 296
7. BAWG (Rich-Brian) 287
8. Triple-A's (Ken) 269
9. Pitch You Blockhead (Scott) 253
10. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 212

Head-to-head scores

Misfits 53, Rookies 42
Pickle Bugs 52, Fresh Fish 47
Billy Ashley Wind Generator 52, Pitch You Blockhead 44
Hammerin' Hank 30, Triple-A's 19
Halladay Road 61, Arbitration Losers 19

Week 3 roster changes

Players acquired

• 1B Adam LaRoche, by Rookies (April #1)
• SP Joe Blanton, by Rookies (April #2)
• OF Jon Jay, by Pitch You Blockhead (April #1)
• RP Joel Hanrahan, by Fresh Fish (April #2)
• OF Juan Rivera, by Billy Ashley Wind Generator (April #1)
• RP Javy Guerra, by Misfits (April #2)
• OF Jordan Schaefer, by Halladay Road (April #2)
• OF David DeJesus, by Triple-A's (April #2)
• 1B Aubrey Huff, by Arbitration Losers (April #2)
• 3B Ian Stewart, by Arbitration Losers (April #3)

Players released

• OF Jose Tabata, by Billy Ashley Wind Generator
• SP Mike Leake, by Pickle Bugs
• OF Will Venable, by Pitch You Blockhead
• OF Marlon Byrd, by Triple-A's
• SS Alex Gonzalez, by Fresh Fish
• 1B Brandon Belt, by Arbitration Losers
• SP Aaron Harang, by Arbitration Losers

Week 3 active roster changes

• ROOKIES: Benched 1B Gaby Sanchez; activated 1B Adam LaRoche.
• PICKLE BUGS: Released SP Mike Leake; benched 3B Aramis Ramirez; activated SP Cory Luebke; activated 3B Chipper Jones from disabled list
• PITCH YOU BLOCKHEAD: Released OF Will Venable; benched OF Angel Pagan and SP Edinson Volquez; activated OF Jayson Werth, OF Jon Jay and SP Yovani Gallardo
• HAMMERIN' HANK: No changes
• FRESH FISH: Released SS Alex Gonzalez; placed SP Brian Wilson on disabled list; benched SP Juan Nicasio; activated SS Jed Lowrie, SP Joel Hanrahan and SP Trevor Cahill
• BILLY ASHLEY WIND GENERATOR: Benched OF Dexter Fowler, C Buster Posey and SP Adam Wainwright; activated OF Juan Rivera, C Jonathan Lucroy and SP Jordan Zimmermann
• MISFITS: Placed SP Tim Stauffer on disabled list; benched SP Johnny Cueto and RP Heath Bell; activated SP Mark Buehrle and SP Javy Guerra
• HALLADAY ROAD: Benched 1B Mat Gamel, OF Drew Stubbs and SP Bud Norris; activated 1B Bryan Lahair, OF Jordan Schaefer and SP Josh Johnson
• TRIPLE-A'S: Released OF Marlon Byrd; benched 1B Lance Berkman and SP Ricky Nolasco; activated 1B Todd Helton and OF David DeJesus; activated OF SP Ted Lilly from disabled list.
• ARBITRATION LOSERS: Released 1B Brandon Belt; benched 3B Martin Prado benched SP Jhoulys Chacin; activated 1B Aubrey Huff and 3B Ian Stewart; activated SP Ryan Vogelsong from disabled list

Sunday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Fresh Fish (Rick) 295
2. Halladay Road (Bill) 292
3. Hammerin' Hank (Pete) 281
4. Rookies (Henry) 256
5. Triple-A's (Ken) 250
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 247
7. Misfits (Reid) 243
8. BAWG (Rich-Brian) 235
9. Pitch You Blockhead (Scott) 209
10. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 200

HEAD-TO-HEAD WEEK 2 FINALS

Rookies 172, Hammerin' Hank 159
Fresh Fish 190, Triple-A's 146
Billy Ashley Wind Generator 155, Pickle Bugs 147
Misfits 149, Arbitration Losers 104
Halladay Road 155, Pitch You Blockhead 147

Week 3 head-to-head schedule

Rookies vs. Misfits
Pickle Bugs vs. Fresh Fish
Pitch You Blockhead vs. Billy Ashley Wind Generator
Hammerin Hank vs. Triple-A's
Arbitration Losers vs. Halladay Road