Saturday, August 24, 2013

Playoffs Week 3: Saturday's report

The Padres managed to get two Cubs in the Studs list today.
Good job, Padres!
STUDS: Jose Fernandez (AL) dominated again, striking out 8 in 7 shutout innings in a win against the Rockies. Martin Prado (AL) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 3 and scored 3 runs. Gerardo Parra (AL) had 4 singles, a double and 3 RBIs. Jeff Samardzija (GGG) doubled and allowed 2 runs while striking out 7 in an 8-inning win. Darwin Barney (GGG) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored twice. Jordan Zimmermann (TB) allowed 2 runs and struck out 7 in a 7.2-inning victory.

DUDS: Jean Segura (GGG) went 1 for 4 with an error. Shin-Soo Choo (PYB) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing. Francisco Liriano (Misfits) took the loss and allowed 4 runs in 4 innings with 3 strikeouts.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 207, Misfits 188
Manwaring a Muumuu 191, Pitch You Blockhead 130

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 151, Silver State Sagebrushers 97
Lawyers, Guns & Money 159, Testosteraun Braun 150
Going Going Gonzo 176, Rookies 100

Friday, August 23, 2013

Playoffs Week 3: Friday's report

Jedd Gyorko leads MLB rookies with 16 homers.
STUDS: Jedd Gyorko (Muumuu) had a 3-run homer, a solo homer and a single as the Padres stormed back from an early deficit against the Cubs. Ricky Nolasco (AL) got the win and allowed only 2 hits with 6 strikeouts in 8 scoreless innings against the powerful Red Sox. Adam Wainwright (Misfits) had a sacrifice fly and allowed 1 run while striking out 9 in a complete-game win against the Braves.

DUDS: Gio Gonzalez (Rookies) lasted 3.1 innings and allowed 9 hits, 3 walks and 7 runs (6 earned) with 1 strikeout. Carlos Gomez (Rookies) went 0 for 3 with an error.

NOTE: OF David DeJesus has been traded from the Nationals to the Rays. Going Going Gonzo can replace DeJesus with a free move or keep him on the roster.

Semifinal scores

Misfits 170, Arbitration Losers 150
Manwaring a Muumuu 146, Pitch You Blockhead 100

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 136, Silver State Sagebrushers 95
Lawyers, Guns & Money 139, Testosteraun Braun 104
Going Going Gonzo 143, Rookies 73

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Playoffs Week 3: Thursday's report

Would you want to have this man under contract for 6 more years?
STUDS: Clayton Kershaw (SSS) is a regular in the daily Studs. He had an RBI single, got the win and struck out 6 in 8 shutout innings. Mat Latos (Muumuu) allowed 1 run and struck out 6 in an 8-inning win.

DUDS: Starlin Castro (SSS) went 0 for 5 with 3 strikeouts and a double-play grounder. He also was caught stealing twice and committed an error. Dexter Fowler (SSS) went 0 for 4 with 4 Ks and an RBI — plus an error. Anthony Rendon (LGM) went 0 for 5 with an RBI and made his 15th error.

TRANSACTIONS: Going Going Gonzo places 2B Dan Uggla on the DL and acquires Darwin Barney to replace him. The Rookies place OF Jason Heyward on the DL and activate Alexi Amarista.

Semifinal scores

Misfits 119, Arbitration Losers 112
Manwaring a Muumuu 113, Pitch You Blockhead 83

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 100, Silver State Sagebrushers 76
Lawyers, Guns & Money 121, Testosteraun Braun 80
Going Going Gonzo 127, Rookies 66

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Playoffs Week 3: Wednesday's report

"Hey, Greinke! Heads up!"
STUDS: Shin-Soo Choo (PYB) had a homer, a double, 2 singles, 3 runs and 3 RBIs. Ian Kennedy (GGG) singled, got the win and struck out 8 in 7 shutout innings. Anthony Rizzo (LGM bench) picked a perfect time to score worthless points now that he's on Matt's bench. Rizzo hit a 2-run homer, a solo homer and a single. Zack Greinke (FF) allowed 1 run and struck out 7 in an 8-inning win.

DUDS: Marco Scutaro (Rookies) went 0 for 3 with an error. Garrett Jones (FF) went 0 for 4 with 3 Ks, making him 0 for 16 in his past 6 games.

Semifinal scores

Misfits 101, Arbitration Losers 100
Manwaring a Muumuu 80, Pitch You Blockhead 62

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 87, Silver State Sagebrushers 47
Lawyers, Guns & Money 102, Testosteraun Braun 71
Going Going Gonzo 112, Rookies 46

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Playoffs Week 3: Tuesday's report

Yadier Molina was the lone offensive Stud of the day.
He also knows all the words to "Y.M.C.A."
STUDS: Patrick Corbin (LGM) allowed 2 runs and struck out 10 in a complete-game win. He also singled and scored. A.J. Burnett (Muumuu) allowed 1 run and struck out 7 in a 7-inning win. He also walked and scored. Yadier Molina (LGM) doubled, scored and hit a 2-run homer.

DUDS: Lance Lynn (LGM) committed an error and allowed 6 runs (4 earned) with 2 strikeouts in a 6-inning loss. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) went 0 for 7 in a doubleheader.

Semifinal scores

Misfits 77, Arbitration Losers 58
Manwaring a Muumuu 64, Pitch You Blockhead 37

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 44, Silver State Sagebrushers 37
Lawyers, Guns & Money 84, Testosteraun Braun 56
Going Going Gonzo 62, Rookies 29

Playoffs Week 3: Monday's report

First base is a tradition-rich position for LGM. Juan Francisco's
predecessors are Anthony Rizzo, Yuni Betancourt and Ike Davis.
STUDS: Francisco Liriano (Misfits) got the win and struck out 13 in 7 shutout innings against the whiff-happy Padres. Jose Fernandez (AL) struck out 8 and allowed 1 earned run in a 6-inning win. He also singled and scored. Jeff Samardzija (GGG) allowed 1 run and struck out 5 in a complete-game win.

DUDS: Jordan Zimmermann (AB) allowed 8 runs and struck out 5 in a 5-inning loss. Juan Francisco (LGM) struck out in all 4 at-bats and left 5 runners on base. Welcome to Lawyers, Guns & Money, Juan!

NOTE: Cubs OF David DeJesus was acquired by the Nationals on waivers, but the Nats have since placed him on waivers themselves. Stay tuned.

Semifinal scores

Misfits 46, Arbitration Losers 42
Manwaring a Muumuu 25, Pitch You Blockhead 13

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 29, Silver State Sagebrushers 2
Testosteraun Braun 22, Lawyers, Guns & Money 21
Going Going Gonzo 47, Rookies 17

Monday, August 19, 2013

Week 21 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Testosteraun Braun sign C Jeff Mathis (August move #1) and OF Junior Lake (August move #2).

Lawyers, Guns & Money sign 1B Juan Francisco (August move #3).

Pitch You Blockhead sign SS Jordy Mercer (August move #2).

Misfits sign RP Jim Henderson (August move #1) and SP Tyson Ross (August move #2).

Players released

SP Jeremy Hefner

C Wellington Castillo

C Wilson Ramos

SP Jeff Locke

RP Rafael Soriano

SP Wily Peralta

OF Denard Span

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: Bench OF Evan Gattis and SP Eric Stults; activate C Jeff Mathis, SP Marco Estrada and OF Junior Lake.

Arbitration Losers: No changes.

Silver State Sagebrushers: No changes.

Going Going Gonzo: Activate SP Trevor Cahill from DL and put on bench.

Lawyers Guns and Money: Bench 1B Anthony Rizzo, 2B Mark Ellis and SP Nate Eovaldi; activate 1B Juan Francisco, 2B Anthony Rendon and SP Zach Wheeler.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Travis Wood and SS Omar Quintanilla; activate SP Gerrit Cole and SS Jordy Mercer.

Rookies: Activate SP Yovani Gallardo from DL and put on bench.

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench SP Mike Minor; activate SP Shelby Miller; activate 3B Aramis Ramirez from DL and put on bench.

Misfits: Bench SP Jon Niese; activate SP Tyson Ross and RP Jim Henderson.

Fresh Fish: No changes.


Playoff Update

We have our semifinal matchups set for the 2013 FBLG postseason. Remember that the semifinal winners are determined by top combined score the next two weeks.

Top-seeded Misfits survive and advance to face sixth-seeded Arbitration Losers. The two squads split the season series, with the Aribitration Losers winning 161-134 in week 3 and the Misfits winning 164-154 in week 12.

And second-seeded Manwaring a Muumuu will face fourth-seeded Pitch You Blockhead. Pitch You Blockhead edged the Muumuu Cruu 185-182 in week 7 and Muumuu returned the favor 119-64 in Week 16, the all-star game-shortened week.

The winners of these two matchups will face off in a three-week battle for the championship, starting in week 23. The losers will face off in a three-week battle for third place.

The other six teams start a five-week consolation round robin today, and the two teams with the best record at the end will face off in week 26 for the consolation title. This week's matchups are:

Fresh Fish vs. Silver State Sagebrushers
Rookies vs. Going Going Gonzo
Testosteraun Braun vs. Lawyers, Guns & Money

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Check Swing: Week 20

1. Manwaring a Muumuu (3,602 points): The Muumuu crew appears to have the points title locked up, but this team isn't exactly storming into the semifinals. Buster Posey is slumping badly, Michael Cuddyer went cold and the pitching staff no longer looks like one of the best in FBLG. What happens when Matt Harvey hits his innings limit?

2. Misfits (3,382 points): Gonzo put a scare into Reid's motley crew of misfits, but 91 points from the starting pitchers was enough to get this team into the semifinals. There are concerns, though. Rafael Soriano looks hittable most nights, and there might be too many players on struggling offenses. That would be you, Chase Utley, Michael Young, Troy Tulowitzki and Bryce Harper.

3. Lawyers, Guns & Money (3,305 points): Matt's crew picked the wrong week to pull up lame. Despite having a 39-point edge on PYB going into the week, LGM posted 143-point week and got bumped to consolation land. That No. 4 starter spot continues to be an issue, with Jeff Locke and Nate Eovaldi each posting a minus-6 this week. Anthony Rizzo's job might not be secure, either.

Are the Sagebrushers' third baseman and second baseman
out there somewhere?
4. Arbitration Losers (3,302 points): Tim's team had no problems dispatching the Braunies and has plenty of momentum heading into the semifinals. Imagine what would have happened if Allen Craig and Matt Holliday had combined for more than 15 points this week. Hey, remember when Chase Headley was the best infielder named "Chase" in the majors?

5. Testosteraun Braun (3,193 points): It was going to take a lot more than 160-point week to get the Braunies into the semifinals. Bill's team got underwhelming 11-point weeks from Eric Stults and Madison Bumgarner, both of whom had double starts. That goose egg for C/OF Evan Gattis stands out, too. At least Hunter Pence is hitting again.

6. Pitch You Blockhead (3,092 points): Scott's team put up 190 points to erase a big deficit and bump off LGM. That 39-point week from Cole Hamels certainly helped, and Matt Carpenter quietly put up another big total. Christian Yelich is no Carlos Gonzalez, but he's been going a great job as his replacement. Can PYB knock off the top-seeded Misfits next?

7. Going Going Gonzo (3,029 points): Dan Uggla's eye surgery and bad weeks from David DeJesus, Nori Aoki, Ian Kennedy and Matt Garza doomed Jon's crew against the Misfits. Nolan Arenado and Wilin Rosario each scored 18 points in a good bounce-back week.

8. Rookies (3,006 points): Henry's team erupted against the Muumuu Crew thanks to a 49-point week from Alfonso Soriano. In fact, 47 of his points came in a remarkable 4-day stretch. But Bobby Parnell and Carlos Gomez are hurt, John Buck is out on paternity leave, Marco Scutaro is slumping and Zack Cozart is still Zack Cozart.

9. Silver State Sagebrushers (2,962 points): David Wright and Rickie Weeks, who didn't play in Week 20, were only 1 point behind Starlin Castro, who played in all 6 of the Cubs' games. Good thing Brandon Belt and Clayton Kershaw were around to carry the load.


10. Fresh Fish (2,820 points): Rick appears to be making a noble effort to collect as many Reds and Marlins players as possible. Sources inside the Fresh Fish organization say the next move might be a swap of Zack Greinke and Hanley Ramirez for Zack Cozart and Bronson Arroyo.

Playoffs Week 2: Sunday's report

Can Adam Wainwright lead another FBLG team to a
playoff championship? He did it last year for Billy Ashley
Wind Generator, the precursor to Manwaring a Muumuu.
STUDS: Adam Wainwright (Misfits) allowed 1 run and struck out 11 in a 7-inning win. He also singled. Homer Bailey (Fish) allowed 1 run and struck out 8 in an 8-inning win.

DUDS: Hanley Ramirez (Fish) went 0 for 4 and made 2 errors in the ninth inning. Brandon Belt (SSS) went 0 for 5 with 2 Ks and an error.

Final head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 183, Testosteraun Braun 160 (AL wins series 355-272 to advance)
Pitch You Blockhead 190, Lawyers, Guns & Money 143 (PYB wins series 325-317)
Misfits 189, Going Going Gonzo 129 (Misfits advance)
Rookies 179, Manwaring a Muumuu 167 (Muumuu advances)
Consolation round bound: Silver State Sagebrushers (158), Fresh Fish (174)

Semifinals (two-week matchup)

Misfits vs. Arbitration Losers
Manwaring a Muumuu vs. Pitch You Blockhead

Consolation (five-week round robin)

Testosteraun Braun; Lawyers, Guns & Money; Going Going Gonzo; Rookies; Silver State Sagebrushers; Fresh Fish