Saturday, September 27, 2014

Playoffs Week 8: Friday's Roundup

Doug Fister is ready for the playoffs.

Studs: Doug Fister (Rookies) doubled, scored, struck out 9 and allowed only 3 hits in a shutout win. Ian Kennedy (PYB) struck out 6 and allowed an unearned run in a 7-inning win. Jayson Werth (DZ) was a homer short of the cycle, scored twice and drove in a run. Chris Coghlan (DZ) homered, doubled and drove in 3. 

Duds: Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) went 2 for 5 but made an error and was caught stealing. Jarred Cosart (FF) managed to score 3 points, but he still walked 8 in 5 innings. That's definitely Dud-worthy.

Consolation final

Pitch You Blockhead 104, Danger Zaun 60

Others

Fresh Fish 111 (lead DZ by 47)
Arbitration Losers 145
Tanana in the Tailpipe 125
Ryan's Rangers 139
Misfits 71
E-3 126
Rocky Mountain High 84
Rookies 96


Thursday, September 25, 2014

Playoffs Week 8: Thursday's Roundup

Remember when this guy was a Padre and a Dodger last year?

Studs: Edinson Volquez (E-3) singled, scored, got the win and struck out 10 in 7 shutout innings. Gio Gonzalez (RR) allowed only 1 hit and struck out 12 in a 7-inning victory. 

Duds: None. 

Consolation final

Pitch You Blockhead 66, Danger Zaun 41

Others

Fresh Fish 92 (leads DZ by 47)
Arbitration Losers 135
Tanana in the Tailpipe 92
Ryan's Rangers 110
Misfits 64
E-3 107
Rocky Mountain High 72
Rookies 51

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Playoffs Week 8: Wednesday's Roundup

Grainy security camera footage appears to show an employee of the commissioner's office kicking Fresh Fish out of the league.

Studs: Jake Arrieta (AL) had a 2-run triple, fanned 11 and allowed an unearned run in a 7-inning win. Clayton Kershaw (FF) had an RBI triple and struck out 11 while allowing 1 run in an 8-inning win. Julio Teheran (RR) singled twice, drove in 2, struck out 6 and allowed 2 runs in a 5-inning win. Kyle Lohse (Rookies) drove in a run and struck out 6 in a 2-hit shutout. Carl Crawford (RMH) doubled, singled, drove in 2, scored 3 runs and stole a base. 

Duds: Everyone who expected points out of the Mets/Nationals game, which was rained out. The game will be made up as part of a doubleheader Thursday.

Consolation final

Pitch You Blockhead 47, Danger Zaun 23

Others

Fresh Fish 73 (lead DZ by 46)
Arbitration Losers 116
Tanana in the Tailpipe 81
Ryan's Rangers 72
Misfits 56
E-3 61
Rocky Mountain High 57
Rookies 42

Email of the Year

No one woke up today expecting a Butch Wynegar reference, did they?
We get a lot of emails in the commish inbox. Some are funny; some are sad; some are whiny; some are almost indecipherable. They're all part of life's rich pageant. And we love them all.

But every once in a while we get one that has to be shared with the group. Today was such a day.


Backstory: Danger Zaun is still in the middle of two battles - with Pitch You Blockhead for the consolation title, and with Fresh Fish for the points title. Since DZ is the commissioners' team, we felt it appropriate to let both of those teams know when we made a small score correction this morning. A play originally called an error was later changed to a triple for DZ catcher Travis d'Arnaud. This meant 2 more points being awarded to d'Arnaud.

Pitch You Blockhead took this news with a stiff upper lip. Fresh Fish, though, brought out the big guns and went for the jugular:

In much the same way as teams play games under protest, the Fresh Fish announced today they are playing the remainder of the FBLG season under protest following the league's Travis d'Arnaud ruling. The Fish contend that the FBLG Commish used his considerable influence as commissioner to strong-arm Major League Baseball into changing the ruling on d'Arnaud's "hit," resulting in the commissioner's team receiving an extra two points. The Fish use as evidence that no catcher in MLB has legitimately tripled since 1977. The Twins' Butch Wynegar was credited with the last triple 37 years ago, although the footage is grainy and most everyone knows that it was what all catcher "triples" are - a single and a two-base error.The Fish wouldn't be taking this dramatic step if not for the fact they are in a battle for $50 with the FBLG Commish, and the Fish already have promised his family that, if they win, they'll go to Panda Express for dinner.

Taking a page from the greatest commissioner in the history of sports - Roger Goodell - we have already denied this protest and subsequently kicked Fresh Fish out of the league. So we guess Danger Zaun wins by default! Sorry, Rick.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Playoffs Week 8: Tuesday's Roundup

Ginger snaps!

Studs: Gerrit Cole (AL) struck out 8 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. Justin Turner (Tanana) hit 2 solo homers off Madison Bumgarner. Johnny Cueto (E-3) fanned 7 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning win. Zack Greinke (PYB) struck out 5 and allowed 2 runs in an 8-inning win. 

Duds: Arismendy Alcantara (DZ) went 0 for 5 with 4 Ks and an error. Travis d'Arnaud (DZ) went 1 for 4 with an error. Lucas Duda (Misfits) went 0 for 4 with an error. 

Consolation final

Pitch You Blockhead 42, Danger Zaun 14

Others

Fresh Fish 40 (leads DZ by 22)
Arbitration Losers 78
Tanana in the Tailpipe 68
Ryan's Rangers 44
Misfits 44
E-3 49
Rocky Mountain High 38
Rookies 5

Playoffs Week 8: Monday's Roundup

He didn't get a hit and he made an error, but Dee Gordon made up for it with his cool levitating-ball-and-helmet trick.

Studs: Adam Wainwright (Tanana) got the win and fanned 8 in 7 shutout innings. Francisco Liriano (RR) got the win and struck out 7 in 6 shutout innings. Gregor Blanco (RR) homered, doubled, drove in 2 and scored twice. Santiago Casilla (AL) struck out 1 in a 2-inning win. 

Duds: Matt Kemp (FF), Adrian Gonzalez (DZ) and Dee Gordon (E-3) each went 0 for 5 with an error. At least Gordon had a sac fly. Jorge Soler (Misfits) went 1 for 4 with an error. 

Consolation final

Pitch You Blockhead 17, Danger Zaun -1

Others

Fresh Fish 4 (lead DZ by 1 point overall)
Arbitration Losers 30
Tanana in the Tailpipe 32
Ryan's Rangers 32
Misfits 14
E-3 9
Rocky Mountain High 24
Rookies 1

Monday, September 22, 2014

Week 26 (The Grand Finale) Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

E-3 sign SS Brandon Crawford (September move #2) and SP Jorge De La Rosa (September move #3).

Fresh Fish sign SP Henderson Alvarez (September move #2).

Ryan's Rangers sign OF Gregor Blanco (September move #3).

Arbitration Losers sign SP Josh Collmenter (September move #2).

Danger Zaun sign OF Chris Coghlan (September move #3).

Players released

SP Charlie Morton

3B Nolan Arenado

SP Hyun-Jin Ryu

SP Wade Miley

SP Yovani Gallardo

OF Grady Sizemore

SP Mike Leake

OF Khris Davis

SP John Lackey

Lineup changes

E-3: Bench SP A.J. Burnett and SS Jimmy Rollins; activate SP Jorge De La Rosa and SS Brandon Crawford.

Fresh Fish: Bench OF Mark Trumbo; activate SP Henderson Alvarez and OF Ryan Zimmerman (from DL).

Rookies: none.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Ryan Vogelsong; activate SP Mike Minor.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench SP Tyson Ross; activate SP Jon Niese.

Ryan's Rangers: Bench SP Chase Anderson; activate SP Gio Gonzalez.

Misfits: Bench SP John Lackey; activate 1B Brandon Belt from DL and place on bench; activate SP Aaron Harang.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SS Jean Segura; move Josh Harrison from 2B to SS; activate 2B Jedd Gyorko.

Danger Zaun: Bench SP Alfredo Simon, 2B Kolten Wong and OF Billy Hamilton; activate SP Mike Fiers, 2B Arismendy Alcantara and OF Chris Coghlan.

Playoffs Week 7: The Check Swing

Congratulations to Rick and his Fresh Fish for winning the playoff title over the Misfits. Third place goes to Tanana in the Tailpipe, which took down Ryan's Rangers. But there's much more going on in FBLG than just that. With one week left, there's much intrigue.

1. Danger Zaun (4,365 points, up one spot): By going 4-1 in the consolation round, DZ advanced to the consolation finals to face PYB for the second time in three weeks. But the big news here is that DZ motored past FF into first place in the points race on the strength of 119 points from its starting pitchers — Stephen Strasburg, Andrew Cashner, Alfredo Simon and Zack Wheeler.

Will Rick add Ryan Zimmerman or Mike Morse to his lineup
as he battles Danger Zaun for the points championship?
2. Fresh Fish (4,361 points, down one spot): The Fish won the playoff title, but their work isn't done. We can't remember the last time someone pulled off the double dip — winning the playoff title as well as the overall points title. With Ryan Zimmerman back, will Rick pull off some lineup-shuffling magic to overtake DZ in the final week? 

3. Arbitration Losers (4,119 points, up two spots): A 199-point week, including 101 from starting pitchers, vaulted Tim's team up the rankings. Will AL be able to stay ahead of Tanana and other foes? It'll probably need more than a combined 3 points from Jean Segura and Pablo Sandoval — unless Michael Cuddyer goes off for another 36-point outburst.

4. Tanana in the Tailpipe (4,115 points): Matt's team is in position to take over third place in the points race and might just get double starts out of Cole Hamels and Adam Wainwright. Also, Jonathan Papelbon will be back from his suspension, but will he get his job back from rookie Ken Giles? 

5. Pitch You Blockhead (4,080 points, up one spot): Scott's team has an outside chance of moving into third place in points and can win the consolation title by taking down DZ in the final week. Shame on every other FBLG owner if a team with multiple Padres accomplishes either of those feats (again, sorry Scott). 

6. Ryan's Rangers (4,068 points, down three spots): Weren't these guys running away with the points title at one point in the season? It would be inaccurate to say the Rangers crapped the bed; they've been sleeping on the couch for weeks. In this week's 87-point disaster, only three players reached double digits.

7. Misfits (4,000 points, up one spot): Welcome to the party, Wilin Rosario! The catcher posted 34 points as Reid's bunch cracked the 200-point barrier. It didn't matter much because the Misfits still finished second in the playoff bracket, but it's nice to see things finally coming together for these guys.

8. E-3 (3,994 points, down one spot): Here's another team that's fallen on hard times since the playoffs started. The pitchers are still getting roughed up, the closer never pitches because the Braves stink, and Jimmy Rollins and David Wright are broken. There's always next year!

9. Rocky Mountain High (3,821 points): How would things have been different if Troy Tulowitzki, Carlos Gonzalez, Pedro Alvarez, Mat Latos and Matt Garza been healthy all season? 

10. Rookies (3,644 points): How bad did it get for the Rookies? Ike Davis was the leading scorer, with 14 points. But that barely canceled out the minus-8 posted by Addison Reed. 

Playoffs Week 7: Sunday's Roundup

Jay Bruce hasn't had much to smile about this season.
Studs: Jay Bruce (PYB) had a pair of solo homers and an RBI single. Mark Trumbo (FF) hit a 2-run homer and a solo shot. Matt Kemp (FF) went 4 for 5 with a homer and 4 RBIs. Jacob deGrom (AL) drove in a run and struck out 10 while allowing 1 earned run in a 6-inning win. Stephen Strasburg (DZ) got the win and fanned 5 in 7 shutout innings. 

Duds: Jhonny Peralta (FF) went 0 for 2 with an error. Huston Street (RR) served up a solo homer and took the loss in 0.1 inning. Pablo Sandoval (AL) went 0 for 4 with an error. Wade Miley (AL) allowed 6 runs in a 4.1-inning loss. 

Championship series (top 3-week total wins)

Misfits 212 (478), Fresh Fish 161 (548) — FF wins playoff title

Third-place series (top 3-week total wins)

Tanana in the Tailpipe 168 (526), Ryan's Rangers 87 (426) — Tanana finishes third

Consolation matchups

Danger Zaun 236, Rocky Mountain High 163
Arbitration Losers 199, E-3 116
Pitch You Blockhead 160, Rookies 74

DZ and PYB will play for the consolation title this week.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Playoffs Week 7: Saturday's Roundup

Sweet curly mullet? Check. Sweet beard? Check. Sweet
throwbacks? Check. Forty-three points this week? Sweet.
Studs: Andrew Cashner (DZ) struck out 7 and allowed 2 runs in an 8-inning win. He also singled, tripled and walked. Adrian Gonzalez (DZ) hit a 3-run homer and a 2-run homer. Corey Dickerson (DZ) had an RBI triple and a solo homer. 

Duds: Jay Bruce (PYB) had a sacrifice fly and an error. Andrew McCutchen (E-3) walked twice, got plunked twice and was caught stealing. 

Championship series (top 3-week total wins)

Misfits 195 (461), Fresh Fish 131 (518)

Third-place series (top 3-week total wins)

Tanana in the Tailpipe 142 (500), Ryan's Rangers 77 (416)

Consolation matchups

Danger Zaun 194, Rocky Mountain High 130
Arbitration Losers 170, E-3 84
Pitch You Blockhead 116, Rookies 69