Saturday, May 10, 2014

Week 6: Saturday's Roundup

Free agent Seth Smith was a single shy of the cycle
and drove in 4 runs. 
Studs: Corey Dickerson (DZ bench) homered twice, doubled twice, drove in 4 and scored 3 runs. Ervin Santana (Rookies) got the win and struck out 7 in 7 shutout innings. Zack Greinke (PYB) struck out 8 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) was a triple short of the cycle, scored 3 runs and drove in 2. Dee Gordon (E-3) stole 3 bases, singled, doubled, scored twice and drove in a run. Jimmy Rollins (E-3) homered, singled twice and scored 4 runs. David Wright (E-3) was a triple shy of the cycle and drove in 3. 

Duds: Jarrod Saltalamacchia (DZ) went 0 for 3 with an error but miraculously didn't strike out. Rafael Soriano (AL) blew a save, allowing 2 runs in 1 inning. 

Scores

E-3 159, Danger Zaun 100
Misfits 140, Arbitration Losers 132
Tanana in the Tailpipe 143, Ryan's Rangers 127
Pitch You Blockhead 137, Rookies 125
Fresh Fish 163, Rocky Mountain High 140

Week 6: Friday's Roundup

The only thing more rare than a photo of Bigfoot:
a photo of Jedd Gyorko making contact. 
Studs: Jedd Gyorko (AL) broke out in a big way, hitting a grand slam and a 2-run homer off Jose Fernandez, then tacking on a single. Neil Walker (PYB) homered, singled twice, scored twice and drove in 4. Madison Bumgarner (Misfits) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning win. He also singled. Julio Teheran (RR) struck out 9 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning no-decision. Chase Utley (Tanana) had 3 runs, 2 doubles, a single and a steal. 

Duds: Brandon Belt (FF) broke his thumb when he was hit by a pitch, joining Rick's lengthy injured list. Justin Upton (Rookies), Jimmy Rollins (E-3) and Anthony Rendon (RR) each went 0 for 4 with an error. 

Scores

E-3 113, Danger Zaun 93
Arbitration Losers 121, Misfits 108
Tanana in the Tailpipe 121, Ryan's Rangers 104
Pitch You Blockhead 93, Rookies 88
Fresh Fish 151, Rocky Mountain High 117

Friday, May 9, 2014

Week 6: Thursday's Roundup

He may look nontraditional,
 but Anthony Rizzo can really hit.
Studs: Not a real studs-y day in the league. Anthony Rizzo (RMH) was a triple shy of the cycle and scored 3 runs. That's about it.

Duds: Oh, but we do have some duds. Let me tell you. Buster Posey (FF) was 0 for 2 with 3 walks, no runs and was caught stealing for some reason. D.J. LeMahieu and Juan Uribe (Rookies) and Adrian Gonzalez and Jarrod Saltalamacchia (DZ) combined for no points as their teams' only active players Thursday, leading to both squads putting up zeros. And Uribe left with a hamstring injury. Adeiny Hechavarria and Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) combined to go 0 for 8 with 3 errors. Jedd Gyorko (AL) went 0 for 5 with an error. He's now hitting .146 this year.

Scores

Danger Zaun 82, E-3 76
Arbitration Losers 94, Misfits 53
Tanana in the Tailpipe 99, Ryan's Rangers 82
Fresh Fish 136, Rocky Mountain High 106
Rookies 82, Pitch You Blockhead 63

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Week 6: Wednesday's Roundup

Adam Wainwright is hitting .400 this year. 
Studs: Adam Wainwright (Tanana) mowed down the Braves, striking out 6 and allowing 1 run in an 8-inning win. He also doubled, singled and scored 2 runs. Brandon Belt (FF) homered, doubled and drove in 3. D.J. LeMahieu (Rookies) was the latest Rockie to go off, recording a triple, 2 singles, 2 runs and an RBI. Stephen Strasburg (DZ) fanned 6 and allowed 2 runs in a 7.1-inning win. Gerrit Cole (AL) struck out 7 and allowed 3 runs in an 8-inning win. He also singled and scored. 

Duds: Travis Wood (Misfits) allowed 8 hits, 5 walks and 8 runs in a 4-inning loss. Mike Minor (Tanana) allowed 11 hits and 2 walks while allowing 6 runs in a 4.2-inning loss. 

Scores

Danger Zaun 82, E-3 53
Arbitration Losers 91, Misfits 51
Tanana in the Tailpipe 80, Ryan's Rangers 75
Rookies 82, Pitch You Blockhead 59
Fresh Fish 125, Rocky Mountain High 90

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Week 6: Tuesday's Roundup

Let's play "Name That Phillie." This man went 4 for 4 on Tuesday
with a grand slam and a double. Any guesses? No, it's not Mickey
Morandini. It's Cody Asche!
Studs: Same old, same old for Clayton Kershaw (FF), who got the win, struck out 9 in 7 shutout innings and scored a run in his return from the DL. Paul Goldschmidt (Rookies) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 2 runs. Carlos Gonzalez (RMH) went 5 for 5 with a double, 3 RBIs and 2 runs. Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) doubled, homered, scored twice and drove in 2. 

Duds: Will Venable (PYB) singled and was caught stealing twice. Pablo Sandoval (AL) is making this a habit. He went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks and 4 men left on base.

Scores

Danger Zaun 50, E-3 42
Misfits 48, Arbitration Losers 44
Ryan's Rangers 53, Tanana in the Tailpipe 47 
Rookies 58, Pitch You Blockhead 52
Fresh Fish 77, Rocky Mountain High 72

Monday, May 5, 2014

Week 6: Monday's Roundup

This man has a 1.62 ERA in 7 starts. His record
is 0-3. Way to go, Cubs.
Studs: Jeff Samardzija (PYB) doubled and scored. He also struck out 7 in 9 innings but got a no-decision because he allowed an unearned run. Andrew McCutchen (E-3) tripled, doubled, singled twice and scored twice. Buster Posey (FF) had 3 singles, 3 runs and 2 RBIs. Carlos Gomez (RR) homered, singled, scored twice and drove in 3. Troy Tulowitzki (RMH) hit a pair of 2-run homers. Pedro Alvarez (RMH) homered, singled, scored twice and drove in 4. 

Duds: Anthony Rizzo (RMH) went 1 for 4 with an error. Zack Greinke (PYB) allowed a 2-run homer and struck out 1 in 3 innings before a long rain delay ended his day. He took the loss. 

Scores

Danger Zaun 24, E-3 22
Misfits 26, Arbitration Losers 24
Ryan's Rangers 35, Tanana in the Tailpipe 23 
Pitch You Blockhead 35, Rookies 33
Rocky Mountain High 40, Fresh Fish 33

Week 6 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Misfits sign SS Adeiny Hechavarria (May move #1).

Danger Zaun sign OF Gerardo Parra (May move #1).

Players released

OF A.J. Pollock

Lineup changes

E-3: Place SP Matt Cain on the DL; activate SP Jason Hammel.

Fresh Fish: Bench SP Bartolo Colon; activate SP Clayton Kershaw from DL.

Rookies: Bench SP Edinson Volquez; activate SP Shelby Miller.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Ian Kennedy; place OF Jay Bruce on DL; activate SP Juan Nicasio and OF Domonic Brown.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench SP Alfredo Simon; activate SP Mike Minor.

Ryan's Rangers: Place SP Tony Cingrani on DL; activate SP Gio Gonzalez.

Misfits: Bench SS Everth Cabrera and SP Francisco Liriano; place C Wilin Rosario on DL; activate SS Adeiny Hechavarria and SP Travis Wood.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Wade Miley; activate SP Marco Estrada.

Danger Zaun: Bench OF Billy Hamilton, OF Corey Dickerson and 3B Aramis Ramirez; activate OF Khris Davis, OF Starling Marte, OF Gerardo Parra and 3B Todd Frazier.

Week 5: The Check Swing

This week's edition of the review focuses on team MVPs for April. 

1. Ryan's Rangers (993 points, 5-0, last week 1): Bill's team cruised to another win by putting up 202 points against the Fresh Fish and has opened a huge lead in the points race. Not bad for a squad with Ryan Braun and Gio Gonzalez on the bench. Brayan Pena had a fantastic debut for the Rangers, posting 21 points for the week. MVP: Carlos Gomez has been RR's top performer, but Anthony Rendon is our choice. Second on the team in points isn't bad for a 10th-round pick. 

2. Danger Zaun (908 points, 1-4, last week 2): Could one of FBLG's top teams really be in danger of missing the playoffs? It sure looks that way with the Fightin' Logginses tied for last place in the standings. It was a down week for the Rich/Brian team — only Jose Fernandez and Jarrod Saltalamacchia scored more than 15 points, Aramis Ramirez and Ian Desmond combined for 9, and the outfield did little again. MVP: It has to be Fernandez, who is FBLG's top scorer.

3. Rocky Mountain High (879 points, 4-1, last week 4): Troy Tulowitzki's 35-point week led Jon's team past Danger Zaun and up one spot in the rankings. Pedro Alvarez has been a disappointment this season, and Carl Crawford's playing time has been inconsistent. Can RMH overcome those issues and continue to improve? MVP: Lance Lynn is second on the team in points, so it's tempting to choose him. But with Tulo playing at an MVP level and 24 points ahead of Lynn, he's the right pick. 

4. E-3 (860 points, 3-2, last week 8): Adam's team has heated up and posted a 59-point victory in Week 5. Allen Craig and Curtis Granderson emerged from their slumber and combined for 37 points. Matt Cain is headed to the disabled list, but it doesn't look like it will matter much: The E-3 rotation posted 59 points without him. Also, Dee Gordon continues to be a sparkplug for the Dodgers and is putting up points by the handful. MVP: Johnny Cueto is FBLG's No. 2 scorer and looks like a bargain as a fourth-round pick.

5. Fresh Fish (839 points, 2-3, last week 6): Rick's team was the latest to be victimized by Ryan's Roided-Up Rangers. Like Danger Zaun, the Fish's top two performers this week were Marlins (Giancarlo Stanton and Casey McGehee). Unfortunately, Rick's disabled list continues to grow — Hyun-Jin Ryu went down with a shoulder problem. At least Clayton Kershaw will be back next week. MVP: Stanton has been mashing from Day One and is on pace for about a thousand RBIs.

6. Tanana in the Tailpipe (829 points, 3-2, last week 7): Matt's team posted a victory against Arbitration Losers despite a poor team performance. Justin Morneau (23 points) and Christian Yelich (21) led the way as Tanana overcame a week in which aces Adam Wainwright and Cole Hamels combined for a zero. Chase Utley and Matt Carpenter combined for a paltry 11 points. MVP: Despite his off week, Wainwright has been exactly what you want out of a pitcher selected in the first round.  

7. Arbitration Losers (820 points, 3-2, last week 3): Tim's Arbitration Losers have been living up to their name — they wouldn't earn much in arbitration if they were being judged on this week's performance. Tim Hudson scored 19 of AL's 122 points in Week 5, and Denard Span — gasp — was tied for the second-best week on the team (16 points). Still, Freddie Freeman posted a zero and skinny Pablo Sandoval was miserable yet again. MVP: Cliff Lee is the team's top scorer, but we'll go with the league's top-scoring catcher: Yadier Molina. 

8. Pitch You Blockhead (818 points, 1-4, last week 5): Scott's team took a tumble down the standings this week, but perhaps the trade for Adam LaRoche will spark a turnaround. Hanley Ramirez and Jay Bruce combined for 17 points, and the back of the rotation didn't contribute in the loss to E-3. Neil Walker and Marcell Ozuna have been standouts, but PYB will need more offense to move back toward the top. MVP: Zack Greinke is one of only 6 players who have surpassed 100 FBLG points this season. 

9. Misfits (785 points, 2-3, last week 9): It figured that Aaron Harang would wait until he's active in FBLG to turn back into a pumpkin. His minus-3 was one of many dud performances for Reid's team. Joey Votto, Everth Cabrera, Carlos Ruiz and Chris Johnson combined for only 20 points in a loss to the Rookies. Matt Kemp, Hunter Pence and Francisco Liriano have been disappointing in 2014. MVP: Charlie Blackmon is second on the Misfits in scoring and wasn't even on the roster for Week 1.

10. Rookies (768 points, 1-4, last week 10): A 155-point week got Henry's team into the win column, but the Atlanta offense hitting the skids doesn't bode well. As expected, Paul Goldschmidt led the charge with 22 points, and Juan Uribe added 17 in his first week active in FBLG since ... anyone know? With 16 points. B.J. Upton was actually the Rookies' top outfielder this week; maybe those new glasses are making a difference. MVP: Goldschmidt is a stud, but Kyle Lohse is only 5 points behind him. Did Henry find an ace in the 15th round?

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Week 5: Sunday's Roundup

Madison Bumgarner uses the Force to send Brandon Crawford
into a catatonic state.
Studs: Giancarlo Stanton (FF) hit a 2-run homer and a solo homer. He also made one of the worst defensive plays we've seen in years, but he wasn't charged with an error. Brandon Crawford (AL) did the same thing as Stanton but without the hideous defensive play. Madison Bumgarner (Misfits) singled and struck out 9 while allowing an unearned run in a 6-inning win. 

Duds: Edinson Volquez (Rookies) allowed 6 runs and took the loss while striking out 3 in 5 innings. Everth Cabrera (Misfits) went 0 for 4 with an error. 

Scores

E-3 189, Pitch You Blockhead 130
Rookies 155, Misfits 137
Tanana in the Tailpipe 148, Arbitration Losers 122
Ryan's Rangers 202, Fresh Fish 155
Rocky Mountain High 188, Danger Zaun 166

Week 5: Saturday's Roundup

Yes, Dee. We're shocked, too.
Studs: Dee Gordon (E-3) led Adam's team to an 83-point day. That's pretty good, right? Gordon made an error but stole 3 bases, singled 5 times, drove in 2 and scored 2 runs. A.J. Burnett (E-3) struck out 7 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. Johnny Cueto (E-3) had an RBI single and struck out 10 while allowing 2 runs in an 8-inning win. Daniel Murphy (Misfits) tripled, doubled twice, singled and scored 3 runs. 

Duds: Pedro Alvarez (RMH) made 2 throwing errors to negate his 3 points on offense. Brandon Crawford (AL) went 0 for 3 with an error. 

Trade: Tanana in the Tailpipe sends 1B Adam LaRoche to Pitch You Blockhead (aka Hit You Padre) for SP Mike Minor. 

Scores
E-3 166, Pitch You Blockhead 111
Rookies 143, Misfits 105
Tanana in the Tailpipe 124, Arbitration Losers 95
Ryan's Rangers 176, Fresh Fish 140
Rocky Mountain High 165, Danger Zaun 146