Saturday, July 5, 2014

Week 14: Friday's Roundup

Jason Hammel was impressive in his final start as a Cub. He
and Jeff Samardzija were traded to Oakland later in the day.
Studs: Clayton Kershaw (FF) extended his scoreless-innings streak to 36 by 2-hitting the Rockies over 8 innings at Coors Field. He walked 1, struck out 8 and got the win. Kershaw also got 2 hits and drove in a run. He did, however, commit an error to prove that nobody's perfect. Jason Hammel (E-3) had an RBI single, struck out 7, allowed 2 runs and got the win in 6 innings. Lance Lynn (RMH) fanned 6 and got the win in 6.2 shutout innings. Andrew McCutchen (E-3) went 4 for 5 with 2 doubles, a triple, a steal, 2 RBIs and a run. 

Duds: Daniel Murphy (Misfits) went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks and an error. The Giants earn a collective Dud for getting shut down by Eric Stults.

Scores

E-3 132, Pitch You Blockhead 113
Rookies 95, Misfits 67
Danger Zaun 128, Rocky Mountain High 111
Fresh Fish 112, Ryan's Rangers 79
Tanana in the Tailpipe 117, Arbitration Losers 105

Friday, July 4, 2014

Week 14: Thursday's Roundup

The Dodgers apparently have some pretty good starting pitching.
Studs: Zack Greinke (PYB) improved to 11-4 by scattering 9 hits, allowing 2 runs (1 earned) and striking out 8 in 8 innings at Coors Field. Paul Goldschmidt (Rookies) hit his 30th double and his first triple. He drove in 2 and scored once. 

Duds: Steve Cishek (FF) took the loss and allowed 2 runs in 1 inning thanks to questionable defense from Donovan Solano. Yasiel Puig (RMH) went 0 for 4 and committed his first error of the season. 

Transaction: Ryan's Rangers activated 3B Nolan Arenado and sent Mark Reynolds to the bench.

Scores

Pitch You Blockhead 96, E-3 85
Rookies 68, Misfits 58
Danger Zaun 106, Rocky Mountain High 81
Fresh Fish 77, Ryan's Rangers 66
Tanana in the Tailpipe 89, Arbitration Losers 69

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Week 14: Wednesday's Roundup

Tyson Ross' 9-strikeout shutout would have been worth 23 points
— if he'd been active for Tanana in the Tailpipe.
Studs: Hyun-Jin Ryu (FF) struck out 8 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning no-decision. Blame Brian Wilson for that one. Ryu also had an RBI double, singled and scored. Gregory Polanco (Misfits) hit a 2-run homer, doubled and scored twice. Julio Teheran (RR) singled and struck out 5 while allowing 1 run in a 7-inning win. 

Duds: Aramis Ramirez (Rookies) went 0 for 4 with an error. Matt Kemp (Misfits) topped that, going 0 for 5 with an error. Martin Prado (PYB) went 1 for 4 with an error.

Transaction: Rookies place C Evan Gattis on the disabled list and add Christian Bethancourt.

Scores

E-3 70, Pitch You Blockhead 58
Rookies 60, Misfits 49
Danger Zaun 99, Rocky Mountain High 75
Fresh Fish 68, Ryan's Rangers 56
Tanana in the Tailpipe 68, Arbitration Losers 64

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Week 14: Tuesday's Roundup

Fan favorite Ike Davis got the game-winning hit off Addison Reed.
Studs: Stephen Strasburg (DZ) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in a 7.2-inning win. He also doubled and scored. Jayson Werth (FF) doubled twice, scored twice and drove in 3. Tim Lincecum (RMH) followed his no-hitter by shutting down the Cardinals, striking out 6 and not allowing a run in an 8-inning win. Ian Kennedy (PYB) fanned 5 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. He also had an RBI single.

Duds: Joey Votto (Misfits) went 1 for 3 but made a pair of errors on one play. Addison Reed (Rookies) made a bigger mess of Wade Miley's ninth-inning mess, allowing a run on a walk and two hits. He blew the save and took the loss. Josh Rutledge (RMH) went 1 for 3 with an error. 

Scores

E-3 52, Pitch You Blockhead 45
Misfits 34, Rookies 34
Danger Zaun 81, Rocky Mountain High 62
Fresh Fish 38, Ryan's Rangers 21
Arbitration Losers 52, Tanana in the Tailpipe 29

Week 14: Monday's Roundup


Yeah, yeah, you pitched great. But we're deducting 100 points for
allowing Stephen Drew, of all people, to break up your no-hitter.
Studs: Ian Desmond (DZ) - no, really, stop laughing - had 2 doubles, 3 RBIs, a steal and a run. Jesse Hahn (PYB) continued the hot start to his career, striking out 9 in 5 shutout innings to earn a win in his FBLG debut. His ability to win when his team manages just 1 single means he was born to be a Padre. Jake Arrieta (AL) took a no-hitter into the 8th and struck out 10 in another dominant performance, this time at Boston. Dan Haren (RMH) allowed 1 hit and struck out 5 in 7 shutout innings.

Duds: Juan Lagares was 0 for 3 with an error that helped the Mets blow a 3-1 lead and lose to the Braves. Junior Lake (AL) was 0 for 4 with 4 whiffs.

Scores

Pitch You Blockhead 23, E-3 10
Rookies 25, Misfits 18
Arbitration Losers 25, Tanana in the Tailpipe 6
Ryan's Rangers 9, Fresh Fish 1
Rocky Mountain High 35, Danger Zaun 26

Monday, June 30, 2014

Week 14 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

E-3 sign 3B Juan Uribe (bonus move).

Fresh Fish steal 2B Scooter Gennett off E-3's bench (June move #3).

Pitch You Blockhead sign SP Jesse Hahn (June move #2) and OF Ben Revere (June move #3).

Ryan's Rangers steal SS Brandon Crawford off Arbitration Losers' bench (June move #3).

Misfits sign SP Alex Wood (June move #3).

Danger Zaun sign SP Henderson Alvarez (June move #3).

Players released

OF Nate Schierholtz

RP Jason Grilli

SP Juan Nicasio

2B Danny Epsinosa

OF Seth Smith

Lineup changes

E-3: Bench 3B David Wright; activate 3B Juan Uribe.

Fresh Fish: Bench SP Yovani Gallardo; activate SP Mike Leake and 2B Scooter Gennett.

Rookies: none.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SS Hanley Ramirez, OF Domonic Brown and SP Ryan Vogelsong; activate SS Josh Rutledge, OF Ben Revere and SP Jesse Hahn.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench OF Andre Ethier; place C Carlos Ruiz on DL; activate OF Christian Yelich (retroactive to Sunday), OF Bryce Harper and C Welington Castillo.

Ryan's Rangers: Bench SP Chase Anderson; place OF Angel Pagan and SS Chris Owings on DL; activate SP Julio Teheran and  SS Brandon Crawford.

Misfits: Bench SP Travis Wood; activate SP Alex Wood.

Arbitration Losers: none.

Danger Zaun: Bench OF Khris Davis and SP Andrew Heaney; activate OF Starling Marte and SP Henderson Alvarez.

Week 13: The Check Swing

It's big-question week at the Check Swing. We'll take a look at each team and put the spotlight on one aspect of it as we move closer to the playoffs. 

1. E-3 (2,301 points, 9-4, last week 1): Adam's team cruised to another win thanks to 24 points from stud outfielder Andrew McCutchen and more of the same from the Cueto-Hammel-Beckett rotation. Who needs Matt Cain, right? BQ: How bad is David Wright's injured shoulder? Let's hope he doesn't become the next Ryan Zimmerman, chucking grenades from third to first.

2. Ryan's Rangers (2,277 points, 9-4, last week 2): Bill's team dispatched the Fightin' Logginses of Danger Zaun, no thanks to a big fat zero from Chris Owings and puke-worthy efforts from Jon Jay and Chase Anderson. Good thing Matt Adams, Gio Gonzalez and Ryan Braun saved the day. BQ: Will Nolan Arenado's return provide the push the Rangers need to catch E-3? 

3. Fresh Fish (2,274 points, 5-8, last week 4): It's looking like Rick made the right move in taking Clayton Kershaw with his first-round pick, isn't it? Kershaw put up 46 points across two starts as the Fish posted a FBLG-high 199 points this week. BQ: Could Rick persuade the Giants to start using Mike Morse at second base? That would solve his Espinosa problem.

4. Danger Zaun (2,253 points, 4-9, last week 3): Can anyone figure these guys out? First, they could pitch but not hit. Now the pitching is a mess but the lineup is potent. Kudos to Stephen Strasburg, Zack Wheeler and Andrew Heaney for combining for minus-1 across four starts. BQ: Is the fourth-highest scoring FBLG team really in danger of missing the playoffs? 

5. Pitch You Blockhead (2,184 points, 9-4, last week 6): Jay Bruce and Adam LaRoche fueled Scott's team to another victory, this time over Tanana. Imagine what would have happened if Martin Prado and Domonic Brown had done ... well, anything. BQ: Has anyone trademarked a Hanley Ramirez Injury-of-the-Day Calendar? 

6. Tanana in the Tailpipe (2,173 points, 6-7, last week 5): The biggest news regarding Matt's team came out of Double-A Harrisburg, where Bryce Harper hammered three homers in one rehab game. Tanana isn't far from a complete return of a Harper-Yelich-Lagares outfield. BQ: Isn't Matt due for another upgrade at catcher? FBLG insiders say Tuffy Gosewisch is due for a breakout.

7. Arbitration Losers (2,127 points, 6-7, last week 7): Tim's team continues to spin its wheels. Josh Harrison and Jake Arrieta were standouts, but Junior Lake, Jean Segura and Gerrit Cole were awful. Freddie Freeman can't do it by himself, you guys. BQ: Will things improve if Cliff Lee returns and gets traded to a team that actually scores some runs? 

8. Rocky Mountain High (2,120 points, 6-7, last week 8): Tim Lincecum's no-hitter was the big boost for Jon's team, which ended its losing streak in style. Pedro Alvarez's bat woke up, and it's about time, too. BQ: Doesn't it seem like Rocky Mountain High should have some Colorado pitchers to go with all of those Colorado outfielders? 

9. Misfits (2,062 points, 6-7, last week 9): It's hard to figure out what's going wrong with this team. Madison Bumgarner is an ace, Daniel Murphy has been fantastic and Hunter Pence is producing like usual. But Joey Votto is a No. 3 hitter who's putting up numbers like a No. 7 hitter. Wilin Rosario has been disappointing, too. And thanks for nothing, Everth Cabrera. BQ: Are the Giants really taking Sergio Romo out of the closer role? 

10. Rookies (2,046 points, 5-8, last week 10): Paul Goldschmidt putting up a 4-point week spells disaster for Henry's team. Justin Upton was a powerhouse, posting 24 points, but Evan Gattis got hurt and didn't offer much help. BQ: What the heck happened to Ervin Santana over the past two months? 

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Week 13: Sunday's Roundup


Yeah, Kershaw deserves to have his picture here.
But that's been true every five days for a month.
So we'll give this generally underachieving Pirate a shot.
Studs: Homer Bailey (DZ) partially redeemed his team's terrible pitching week, taking a no-hitter into the seventh and firing a 3-hit shutout with 7 strikeouts. His 21-point performance gave Danger Zaun 24 points out of 6 starts this week. Pedro Alvarez (RMH) homered, doubled and drove in 3. Clayton Kershaw (FF) polished off perhaps the best month a pitcher has ever had by striking out 13 in 7 shutout innings. Kershaw went 6-0 with 61 Ks in 44 innings in June. Marlon Byrd (FF) had 2 solo homers.

Duds: No one really earned a dud spot, so we'll just throw this out to most of the Giants and Cardinals hitters, who generally stunk up the place Sunday.

Scores

E-3 172, Rookies 139
Ryan's Rangers 189, Danger Zaun 176
Rocky Mountain High 181, Misfits 128
Fresh Fish 199, Tanana in the Tailpipe 156
Pitch You Blockhead 174, Arbitration Losers 142

Week 13: Saturday's Roundup

La Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Studs: Three Braves took advantage of a doubleheader to put up big numbers. Justin Upton (Rookies) had a double, 3 singles, 4 RBIs and 2 runs. Tommy La Stella (Rookies) tripled, doubled twice, scored a run and drove in 5. Chris Johnson (Misfits) had a double, 4 singles, 3 RBIs and 2 runs. Gio Gonzalez (RR) struck out 7 and got the win in 7 shutout innings. Anthony Rendon (RR) went 4 for 8, including a double and a triple, in a doubleheader. He also had 2 RBIs and 3 runs. Zack Greinke (PYB) struck out 10 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win. Ryan Braun (RR) tripled, singled, drove in 2 and scored twice. He also had to play center field after trying to kill Carlos Gomez. 

Duds: Lance Lynn (RMH) allowed 6 earned runs in a 2-inning loss. Ryan Howard (E-3) went 1 for 7 with an RBI but made 2 errors in a doubleheader. Anthony Rizzo (RMH) went 0 for 7 with an error in the Cubs' twin bill. Aaron Hill (DZ) went 0 for 4 with an error. Everth Cabrera (Misfits) went 0 for 3 with an error. 

Scores

E-3 162, Rookies 128
Ryan's Rangers 177, Danger Zaun 132
Rocky Mountain High 161, Misfits 95
Fresh Fish 163, Tanana in the Tailpipe 134
Pitch You Blockhead 163, Arbitration Losers 125