Week 14: Monday's Roundup

Yeah, yeah, you pitched great. But we're deducting 100 points for
allowing Stephen Drew, of all people, to break up your no-hitter.

Studs: Ian Desmond (DZ) - no, really, stop laughing - had 2 doubles, 3 RBIs, a steal and a run. Jesse Hahn (PYB) continued the hot start to his career, striking out 9 in 5 shutout innings to earn a win in his FBLG debut. His ability to win when his team manages just 1 single means he was born to be a Padre. Jake Arrieta (AL) took a no-hitter into the 8th and struck out 10 in another dominant performance, this time at Boston. Dan Haren (RMH) allowed 1 hit and struck out 5 in 7 shutout innings.

Duds: Juan Lagares was 0 for 3 with an error that helped the Mets blow a 3-1 lead and lose to the Braves. Junior Lake (AL) was 0 for 4 with 4 whiffs.

Scores

Pitch You Blockhead 23, E-3 10
Rookies 25, Misfits 18
Arbitration Losers 25, Tanana in the Tailpipe 6
Ryan's Rangers 9, Fresh Fish 1
Rocky Mountain High 35, Danger Zaun 26