Saturday, July 6, 2013

Week 14: Saturday's report

Gah! I should have run a photo of
Miley Cyrus instead.
STUDS: Madison Bumgarner (Braun) drove in 2 runs and allowed 2 runs while striking out 9 in a 7-inning win. Andrelton Simmons (Braun) was a double short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Wade Miley (Arbitration) hit a 3-run double and allowed 1 run while striking out 5 in an 8-inning win. Jay Bruce (Gonzo) doubled, singled, drove in 3 runs and scored 4 times. Mat Latos (Muumuu) had a 2-run double, scored and allowed 4 runs while striking out 11 in a 6-inning win. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) hit a pair of 2-run homers.

DUDS: David Wright (SSS) went 1 for 5 with an error. Giancarlo Stanton (Fish) singled and made an error. Kyle Kendrick (Misfits) allowed 6 runs and struck out 2 in a 5-inning loss. Chase Utley (Misfits) singled and committed an error.

NOTES: The Dodgers acquired SP Ricky Nolasco from the Miami Marlins, meaning one of our resident San Francisco fans has another Dodger on his roster.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 162, Lawyers, Guns & Money 129
Manwaring a Muumuu 155, Silver State Sagebrushers 136
Misfits 139, Pitch You Blockhead 126
Arbitration Losers 149, Rookies 144
Fresh Fish 142, Going Going Gonzo 130
 

Friday, July 5, 2013

Week 14: Friday's report

With a score of minus-8, Matt Cain will be a candidate for
Dud of the Year.
STUDS: Francisco Liriano (Misfits) had an RBI single and allowed 2 runs while striking out 7 in a complete-game win. Carlos Gomez (Rookies) had 2 doubles, 2 singles, 2 RBIs, a run and a steal. Gio Gonzalez (Rookies) scored a run and allowed 3 runs while striking out 5 in a 6.2-inning win. Hyun-jin Ryu (LGM) singled, scored, got the win and allowed 2 runs while striking out 3 in 6.2 innings. Honorable mention goes to free agents Kirk Nieuwenhuis and Juan Uribe, who each would have earned 16 points if they had been active in FBLG.

DUDS: Matt Cain (Fish) allowed 8 runs and struck out 1 in a 2.1-inning loss. Matt Carpenter (PYB) singled, scored and committed 2 errors. Aramis Ramirez (Muumuu) had an RBI and made 2 errors. Mike Leake (Arbitration) allowed 4 runs and struck out 2 in a 5-inning loss.

Head-to-head scores

Lawyers, Guns & Money 100, Testosteraun Braun 95
Silver State Sagebrushers 124, Manwaring a Muumuu 116
Misfits 111, Pitch You Blockhead 103
Rookies 113, Arbitration Losers 113
Fresh Fish 132, Going Going Gonzo 102
 

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Week 14: Thursday's report

Adrian Gonzalez was part of the fireworks on offense at
Coors Field.
STUDS: Adrian Gonzalez (Gonzo) homered, doubled, singled twice and drove in 2. Michael Cuddyer (Muumuu) homered, doubled, drove in 3 and scored 3 times. Marcell Ozuna (LGM) homered, singled twice, drove in 2 and stole a base. Carlos Gomez (Rookies) homered, singled, scored twice, drove in 2 and stole a base.

DUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) went 0 for 5 with an error. Brandon League (Fish) allowed 2 runs in 0.2 inning.

NOTE: The Reds-Giants game was rained out. No makeup date was announced.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 85, Lawyers, Guns & Money 73
Silver State Sagebrushers 101, Manwaring a Muumuu 97
Pitch You Blockhead 84, Misfits 79
Rookies 79, Arbitration Losers 78
Fresh Fish 116, Going Going Gonzo 88

Week 14: Wednesday's report

Ricky Nolasco pitched well enough to get traded soon.
STUDS: Hanley Ramirez (Fish) had 2 singles, a double, a homer and 3 RBIs. Matt Carpenter (PYB) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 3 and scored 3 times. Ricky Nolasco (Arbitration) scored a run and allowed 2 runs while striking out 7 in a 7-inning win. Kyle Lohse (SSS) allowed 1 run and struck out 7 in an 8-inning win. Matt Garza (Gonzo) allowed 1 run and struck out 5 in an 8-inning win.

DUDS: The Giants. This is a bad time to own a San Francisco player in FBLG. Bryce Harper (Misfits) went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks and an error. Jordy Mercer (Misfits) went 0 for 5 with an error. Starling Marte (PYB) went 1 for 5 with an error.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 71, Lawyers, Guns & Money 57
Silver State Sagebrushers 90, Manwaring a Muumuu 78
Pitch You Blockhead 52, Misfits 45
Rookies 60, Arbitration Losers 56
Fresh Fish 110, Going Going Gonzo 54
 

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Week 14: Tuesday's report

Homer Bailey has thrown the past 2 no-hitters in the majors.
Nolan Ryan was the last pitcher to accomplish that.
STUDS: Homer Bailey (Fish) threw a no-hitter and struck out 9. He also singled, which means he outhit the Giants by himself. Clayton Kershaw (SSS) struck out 8 in a shutout win. Justin Upton (SSS) tripled, singled twice, scored 3 times and drove in 1.

DUDS: Jordy Mercer (Misfits) went 1 for 4 with an error. Patrick Corbin (LGM) allowed 5 runs and struck out 4 in a 6-inning loss, his first defeat of the season.

TRANSACTION: Silver State Sagebrushers place OF Dexter Fowler on the DL and move Will Venable into his spot.

NOTE: SP Scott Feldman has been traded to Baltimore. By rule, the Misfits can retain his rights or relinquish them and get a free move to make a free-agent acquisition. If the Misfits release Feldman, he is ineligible to join another FBLG team.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 55, Lawyers, Guns & Money 27
Silver State Sagebrushers 57, Manwaring a Muumuu 29
Pitch You Blockhead 34, Misfits 28
Rookies 52, Arbitration Losers 21
Fresh Fish 72, Going Going Gonzo 14
 

Monday, July 1, 2013

Week 14: Monday's report

Todd Frazier? Where's he been lately?
STUDS: Jordan Zimmermann (Braun) had a double, 2 singles and 2 runs; on the mound, he allowed 4 runs and struck out 5 in a 6-inning win. Todd Frazier (Fish) homered, singled, drove in 4 and scored twice. Jayson Werth (LGM, bench) singled, doubled and drove in 5.

DUDS: Jean Segura (Gonzo) singled, drove in a run and made 2 errors. Miguel Montero (Fish) went 0 for 5 with an error. Yovani Gallardo (Rookies, bench) allowed 8 runs and struck out 2 in a 3-inning loss.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 36, Lawyers, Guns & Money 4
Manwaring a Muumuu 20, Silver State Sagebrushers 11
Misfits 9, Pitch You Blockhead 3
Rookies 26, Arbitration Losers 16
Fresh Fish 13, Going Going Gonzo 6
 

Week 14 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Testosteraun Braun sign OF Jason Kubel (July move #1).

Manwaring a Muumuu sign SP Jeff Locke (July move #1).

Players released

RP Heath "Taco" Bell

2B Alexi Amarista

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: Bench SP Eric Stults; place OF Lucas Duda on DL; activate 3B Eric Chavez from DL and move to bench; activate SP Shawn Marcum and OF Jason Kubel.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Zach Wheeler; place SP Johnny Cueto on DL; activate SP Ricky Nolasco and SP Wade Miley.

Silver State Sagebrushers: Activate RP J.J. Putz from DL.

Going Going Gonzo: No changes.

Lawyers Guns and Money: No changes.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Cole Hamels and OF Shin-soo Choo; activate SP Tim Lincecum and OF Kyle Blanks.

Rookies: Place SS Everth Cabrera on DL; activate RP Rafael Betancourt from DL and move to bench.

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench RP Edward Mujica and OF Ben Revere; activate SP Jeff Locke, RP Kenley Jansen and OF Denard Span.

Misfits: Bench OF Jon Jay; place OF Chris Coghlan on DL; activate OF Bryce Harper.

Fresh Fish: No changes.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

The Check Swing: Week 13

This week's edition targets your weekly studs and duds. Enjoy! Also, rather than say in the chatter whether a team moved up or down, I'm including it in the bold intros.

1. Manwaring a Muumuu (2,415 points, 10-3, last week 1): Buster Posey erupted for 28 points in 6 games as the Muumuu crew fended off a challenge from Gonzo. The Cardinals pitchers were duds, though: Shelby Miller posted a minus-6 and Edward Mujica earned 1 point in 1 appearance.

2. Misfits (2,223 points, 9-4, last week 3): Reid's team cracked the 200-point barrier and defeated a pesky LGM squad thanks in part to a 35-point outburst from Chase Utley. On the other hand, injury fill-in Jordy Mercer contributed only 4 points and Jon Jay added 5.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to
find a good image for the Misfits?
3. Testosteraun Braun (2,155 points, 8-5, last week 4): Bill could have used just one more transaction this week. He was unable to replace the injured Lucas Duda and fell 4 points short against the Sagebrushers. Not even a 22-point start from Julio Teheran could carry the Braunies to victory.

4. Lawyers, Guns & Money (2,140 points, 7-6, last week 6): Oh, the perils of a bad matchup. Matt was FBLG's second-highest-scoring team this week but lost to the Misfits. Yasiel Puig led the way with 27 points, but ace Lance Lynn disappointed with a 5-point outing and Tim Hudson posted a 4.

5. Arbitration Losers (2,138 points, 6-7, last week 2): With 22 points in 5 games, Allen Craig was one of the few standouts for Tim in a disappointing week. There was plenty of blame to go around, with complete duds from Johnny Cueto (-2), Zack Wheeler (4 in 2 starts), Brandon Crawford (0) and Jonathan Lucroy (5).

6. Going Going Gonzo (2,121 points, 5-8, last week 5): Gonzo's record might not be impressive, but this team still looks dangerous and is only 102 points out of second place. Matt Garza looked like an ace with a 24-point start this week, but Trevor Cahill was awful in two more outings. Cahill posted a score of -1.

7. Pitch You Blockhead (2,057 points, 9-4, last week 7): Scott got 30 points from Starling Marte in a big win against the Arbitration Losers. Didi Gregorius was worth only 4 points, but that seems like a gold mine compared to the error-filled contributions of Pablo Sandoval. The Round Mound of Pound Cake had 3 days of minus-2 and finished the week at minus-3.

8. Rookies (1,998 points, 5-8, last week 8): Gio Gonzalez broke out with 33 points in a pair of starts, which helped Henry's team beat the Fresh Fish. Bronson Arroyo got knocked around to the tune of minus-5, and the middle infield of Marco Scutaro (5) and Zack Cozart (6) played like, well, two Zack Cozarts.

9. Silver State Sagebrushers (1,850 points, 4-9, last week 10): No player hit 20 points for the Sagebrushers, but 9 players had more than 10. Leading the way was Clayton Kershaw, who had an 18-point start. On the other hand, Dexter Fowler battled an injury and posted a 0 in one appearance.


10. Fresh Fish (1,836 points, 2-11, last week 9): Hanley Ramirez (29 points) tried to carry the Fish to their third win of the season, but it wasn't to be. Why, you ask? Because of duds from Homer Bailey (6), Brandon Phillips (5), Todd Frazier (4), Barry Zito (1), Ryan Howard (1) and Brandon League (-2).

Week 13: Sunday's report

Why is this man smiling? Because he finally
got some run support.
STUDS: Madison Bumgarner (Braun) singled and allowed 1 run while striking out 5 in a 7-inning win. Yasiel Puig (LGM) had a triple, a double, 3 singles, 2 steals, 2 runs and 1 caught stealing. Carlos Beltran (Misfits) homered, singled twice, scored twice and drove in 2. Freddie Freeman (Misfits) homered, doubled and drove in 3. Ian Desmond (Muumuu) homered, doubled, drove in 3 runs, scored twice and stole a base. Gio Gonzalez (Rookies) got the win and struck out 7 in 7 shutout innings.

DUDS: Matt Holliday (Arbitration) went 0 for 4 and was caught stealing. Trevor Cahill (Gonzo) allowed 6 runs and struck out 3 in a 4.1-inning loss. Jean Segura (Gonzo) went 0 for 6 and was caught stealing. Pedro Alvarez (LGM) went 0 for 6 with an error, but at least he only struck out twice.

Final head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 147, Testosteraun Braun 143
Rookies 156, Fresh Fish 130
Manwaring a Muumuu 168, Going Going Gonzo 139
Pitch You Blockhead 149, Arbitration Losers 118
Misfits 203, Lawyers, Guns & Money 174

Week 13: Saturday's report

Former Gold Glove winners Ryan Zimmerman and Joey
Votto each made 2 errors Saturday and have combined
for 23 errors this season (13 for Zimmerman, 10 for Votto).
STUDS: Hanley Ramirez (Fish) was a triple shy of the cycle, stole a base, drove in 3 and scored 2 runs. Miguel Montero (Fish) doubled, homered, scored twice and drove in 2. Chase Utley (Misfits) hit 2 solo homers. Adam Wainwright (Misfits) allowed 1 run and struck out 8 in a complete-game win. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) was a triple shy of the cycle and drove in 3.

DUDS: Ryan Zimmerman (Braun) went 0 for 1 with 3 walks and made 2 errors. Eric Stults (Braun) allowed 5 runs and struck out 2 in a 3.2-inning loss. Matt Kemp (Arbitration) went 0 for 3 with 3 Ks and an error. Ian Desmond (Muumuu) went 0 for 3 with an error. Pablo Sandoval (PYB) went 0 for 4 with an error.

Head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 129, Testosteraun Braun 108
Fresh Fish 124, Rookies 101
Manwaring a Muumuu 140, Going Going Gonzo 125
Pitch You Blockhead 128, Arbitration Losers 106
Misfits 175, Lawyers, Guns & Money 147