Saturday, August 16, 2014

Playoffs Week 2: Friday's Roundup

This man hasn't lost a game since June 25.
Studs: Ho-hum, Johnny Cueto (E-3) keeps rolling along. Coors Field was just a small bump in the road as Cueto allowed 2 runs and struck out 6 in an 8-inning win, adding a single and a run scored. Madison Bumgarner (Misfits) struck out 9 and allowed 1 run in 7 innings and also singled; he left with a lead that his bullpen quickly gave away. Lance Lynn (RMH) struck out 6 and allowed a run in 6 innings for the win. It was against the Padres, but it still counts. Zach Wheeler (DZ) pitched 6.2 innings, striking out 10 and allowing 2 runs in the win.

Duds: Another day with no duds! Gallery clap, everyone.

First-round matchups

Fresh Fish 119, E-3 101 (winner advances)
Misfits 123 (300), Pitch You Blockhead 94 (242) (top 2-week total advances)
Tanana in the Tailpipe 137 (311), Arbitration Losers 86 (229) (top 2-week total advances)

Just collecting points

Ryan's Rangers 84
Rookies 118
Rocky Mountain High 140
Danger Zaun 140

Friday, August 15, 2014

Playoffs Week 2: Thursday's Roundup

Dodgers fans are always happy when Dee slides in feet first.
Studs: Stephen Strasburg (DZ) - that enigma wrapped in a goatee - dominated the Mets over 7 innings, striking out 8 and allowing no earned runs in a win. He was the only FBLG pitcher to earn a win Thursday. Kenley Jansen (RMH) allowed 3 hits but also struck out 4 in a 1.1-inning save. Dee Gordon managed to post 9 points without an RBI or extra-base hit - he had 3 singles, 2 steals and scored 4 times.

Duds: No one dudded it up on Thursday, but we do notice that the Arbitration Losers' outfield of Matt Holliday, Denard Span and David Peralta is in an ugly stretch right now, having posted 3 combined points since Monday. That's bad timing, guys.

Transaction: Danger Zaun places SP Homer Bailey on the DL and activates SP Henderson Alvarez from the DL.

First-round matchups

Fresh Fish 94, E-3 78 (winner advances)
Pitch You Blockhead 72 (220), Misfits 72 (249) (top 2-week total advances)
Tanana in the Tailpipe 108 (282), Arbitration Losers 64 (211) (top 2-week total advances)

Just collecting points

Ryan's Rangers 61
Rookies 99
Rocky Mountain High 105
Danger Zaun 100

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Playoffs Week 2: Wednesday's Roundup

Kirk Gibson challenges one of his outfielders to a fight.
Studs: Ervin Santana (Rookies) fanned 9 and allowed 2 runs in a 6-inning victory. Ian Kennedy (PYB) struck out 8 and allowed 3 runs in a 6-inning win. 

Duds: Doubleheaders are a good opportunity to rack up the points — unless you play for the 2014 Diamondbacks, apparently. David Peralta (AL) went 0 for 10 with 5 Ks and an error. Aaron Hill (DZ) went 0 for 3 with an RBI and an error, Mark Trumbo (Tanana) went 1 for 5 with a run, but he committed an error and was caught stealing. Kyle Lohse (Rookies) gave up 4 runs on 7 hits in a 3-inning loss. Khris Davis (DZ) went 1 for 4 with an error, but at least he didn't strike out. 

First-round matchups

Fresh Fish 80, E-3 62 (winner advances)
Pitch You Blockhead 50 (198), Misfits 48 (225) (top 2-week total advances)
Tanana in the Tailpipe 92 (266), Arbitration Losers 45 (192) (top 2-week total advances)

Just collecting points

Ryan's Rangers 40
Rookies 87
Rocky Mountain High 88
Danger Zaun 60

Playoffs Week 2: Tuesday's Roundup

We have no idea how to spell this guy's name.
Studs: Dan Haren (RMH) singled, scored, struck out 7 and allowed 2 runs in a 6-inning win. Doug Fister (Rookies) singled, struck out 3 and didn't allow a run in a 7-inning win. Odrisamer Despaigne (Tanana) got the win and struck out 8 in a 7-inning victory. He did make an error, though. Kyle Hendricks (DZ) fanned 5 and didn't allow a run in a 7.1-inning win. 

Duds: Giancarlo Stanton (FF) went 0 for 2 and was caught stealing.

Notes: The Indians-Diamondbacks game was rained out and will be made up today as part of a doubleheader. Also, the Yankees-Orioles game was rained out and will be made up next month.

First-round matchups

Fresh Fish 46, E-3 36 (winner advances)
Misfits 33 (210), Pitch You Blockhead 22 (170) (top 2-week total advances)
Tanana in the Tailpipe 72 (246), Arbitration Losers 38 (185) (top 2-week total advances)

Just collecting points

Ryan's Rangers 26
Rookies 37
Rocky Mountain High 68
Danger Zaun 49

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Playoffs Week 2: Monday's Roundup

We hope you saw "Mike's" second homer yesterday.
Poor Shelby Miller suffered baseball's version of posterization.
Studs: Yovani Gallardo (E-3) allowed 1 run and struck out 6 in a 7-inning win. Jon Niese (Tanana) did basically the same, allowing 1 more run but adding a hit at the plate to even it out. Christian Yelich (Tanana) had 2 singles, a double, 2 runs and a steal. Giancarlo Stanton (FF) hit a pair of homers and drove in 3 runs. Matt Holliday (AL) was 4 for 4 with a pair of doubles.

Duds: A dud-free day, so we'll laugh at Lucas Duda (Misfits) for striking out 3 times, including twice against Phillies non-impact starter David Buchanan. We'll also chuckle at free agent Jeff Locke, whose 5-inning, 4-run, 1-K win would have been worth 7 points. That's the lowest point total we've seen for a win this year. It's a wonder Locke doesn't have an FBLG clubhouse to call home.

First-round matchups

Fresh Fish 38, E-3 22 (winner advances)
Misfits 22 (199), Pitch You Blockhead 16 (164) (top 2-week total advances)
Tanana in the Tailpipe 34 (208), Arbitration Losers 29 (176) (top 2-week total advances)

Just collecting points

Ryan's Rangers 13
Rookies 9
Rocky Mountain High 14
Danger Zaun 12

Monday, August 11, 2014

Week 20 (Playoffs, Week 2) Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Pitch You Blockhead sign 2B Joe Panik (August move #1).

Tanana in the Tailpipe sign SP Jon Niese (August move #2).

Ryan's Rangers sign 2B Javier Baez (August move #1).

Misfits sign OF Jon Jay (August move #2).

Arbitration Losers steal SP Shelby Miller from the Rookies (August move #1).

Players released

SP Dillon Gee

1B Mark Reynolds

3B Chase Headley

Lineup changes

E-3: Bench SP AJ Burnett; place SP Josh Beckett on the DL; activate SP Jason Hammel.

Fresh Fish: Bench SP Mike Leake; activate SP Tom Koehler.

Rookies: none.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Place SS Hanley Ramirez on the DL; move Yangervis Solarte from 2B to SS; activate 2B Joe Panik.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench OF Tommy Medica, SP Alfredo Simon and SP Tyson Ross; activate OF Mark Trumbo, SP Odrisamer Despaigne and SP Jon Niese.

Ryan's Rangers: Bench SP Francisco Liriano; activate SP Chase Anderson.

Misfits: Bench OF Charlie Blackmon; place 1B Brandon Belt on DL; activate OF Jon Jay.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Jacob deGrom; activate SP Shelby Miller.

Danger Zaun: Bench SP Charlie Morton and OF Starling Marte; activate SP Kyle Hendricks and OF Khris Davis.


Playoffs Week 1: The Check Swing

Playoff matchups

(1) Ryan's Rangers 146, (8) Rookies 109
Bill's top-seeded bunch quickly dispatched his brother-in-law's team, advancing the Rangers into the semifinals. This matchup technically goes another week, but the Rangers have already won. The Rookies join Danger Zaun and Rocky Mountain High in the consolation bracket, which will start next week. The Rangers were the only favorite to win this week.

(7) Fresh Fish 181, (2) E-3 155
The struggles continue for the Adam's one-time league-leaders. At least Rick only gets one week with a double Kershaw start, right? If Adam wins this week's matchup, E-3 advances. Otherwise, Rick's upstarts are on to the semifinals.

(6) Misfits 177, (3) Pitch You Blockhead 148
Reid's bunch look to be in great shape, taking a 29-point lead into the second week of this 2-week cumulative matchup. And he's already dodged double starts by Scott's aces Zach Greinke and Jeff Samardzija.

(5) Tanana in the Tailpipe 174, (4) Arbitration Losers 147
Tim's injured pitching staff gave him nothing as Matt takes a 27-point lead into week two of this one. Both of these matchups are still up in the air, but the leaders have to be happy to be sitting where they are.

Overall standings

1. Danger Zaun (3,273 points, last week 1): The embattled pitching staff is finally making some noise, and big weeks from Adrian Gonzalez, Devin Mesoraco and Corey Dickerson led the playoff-less leaders to the best overall week and a slight increase in overall lead ahead of the Fish.

2. Fresh Fish (3,248 points, last week 2): A solid week from the Stanton-Byrd-Kemp outfield and more stellar pitching - not to mention some long-awaited Jhonny Peralta power - has this team halfway to taking down the playoff's No. 2 seed. Some health concerns at second base are about the only worry.

3. Ryan's Rangers (3,162 points, last week 3): A fairly lackluster week was enough to get the top seeds into the semifinals and keep them just ahead of E-3 in the standings. Nolan Arenado, Carlos Gomez and Wily Peralta led the way to the victory.

4. E-3 (3,161 points, last week 4): Johnny Cueto's awesome double start notwithstanding, Adam's rotation continues to underwhelm. Ryan Howard bounced back nicely, but the offense really misses Andrew McCutchen. With Cueto only going once this week and needing a win to advance to the semifinals, the rest of the pitching staff really needs to step up.

5. Tanana in the Tailpipe (3,121 points, last week 6): Huge contributions from Chase Utley, Justin Morneau and the rest of the infield led Matt's guys past Tim's in the first week of a 2-week matchup, and also catapulted the Fightin' Franks up a spot in the standings.

6. Arbitration Losers (3,111 points, last week 5): Tim's poor pitching staff crumbled in the loss to Matt. Missing aces Cliff Lee and Gerrit Cole and with Jake Arrieta struggling in Coors Field, the Losers managed just 18 points in 6 starts, including a pair of minus-4s. And now young gun Jacob deGrom is hurting. Big weeks from Pablo Sandoval, David Peralta and Denard Span kept these guys close, at least.

7. Pitch You Blockhead (3,071 points, last week 7): The surprising No. 3 seeds are in trouble after dropping the first half of their matchup with the Misfits. Middle infielders Neil Walker and Hanley Ramirez are hurting and the team's aces combined for just 32 points in 4 starts last week, meaning the back of the rotation will have to come up big this week. Adam LaRoche and Jay Bruce did their parts, at least.

This youngster is living up to his hype and jumpstarting the Misfits.
8. Misfits (3,037 points, last week 8): We warned you last week that this was a dangerous team in the postseason. Daniel Murphy and Gregory Polanco had monster weeks and Alex Wood's huge Sunday night start boosted Reid's guys to a nice cushion heading into week 2 of the playoffs. If only John Lackey had gotten the memo that this was the postseason.

T9. Rookies (2,930 points, last week 9): Henry's guys laid an egg in a first-round loss to the Rangers. The Braves offense was mostly trash last week, and that's a death knell to the Rookies. Doug Fister continues to pitch well and Aramis Ramirez is cranking out hits, but these guys are in the consolation bracket.

T9. Rocky Mountain High (2,930 points, last week 10): Jon's outside-looking-in squad posted a decent week to climb back into a tie for ninth. Other than Tim Lincecum's implosion Sunday, the pitching staff was strong and Kolten Wong had a nice week at the plate. But now Carlos Gonzalez joins Troy Tulowitzki on the DL and Pedro Alvarez is benched and the offense looks weak.

Playoffs Week 1: Sunday's Roundup

We're not even sure which Mesoraco homer this was.
Studs: Devin Mesoraco (DZ) hit a grand slam and a 2-run homer. Alex Wood (Misfits) struck out 12 in a 7.1-inning win, allowing a run and getting a hit at the plate. Clayton Kershaw (FF) (yawn) was  dominant again, striking out 6 and allowing 1 run in an 8-inning win. Oh, and he had an RBI single, a run scored and a diving catch that turned into a double play. Johnny Cueto (double yawn) allowed 2 runs in 8 innings and struck out 9. Chase Utley (Tanana) was a double short of the cycle and drove in 3.

Duds: Adam LaRoche (PYB) was 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts. Tim Lincecum (RMH) gave up 6 earned runs and struck out 2 in a 3.2-inning loss. Tommy La Stella (Rookies) was 0 for 2 with an error.

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 146, Rookies 109
Fresh Fish 181, E-3 155
Misfits 177, Pitch You Blockhead 148
Tanana in the Tailpipe 174, Arbitration Losers 147

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 160
Danger Zaun 190

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Playoffs Week 1: Saturday's Roundup

John Lackey thinks his fielders should have made plays on
all 13 of the hits he allowed — including the 3 homers.
Stud: David Peralta (AL) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 5 runs and scored twice. 

Duds: John Lackey (Misfits) gave up 9 runs on 13 hits in a 5-inning loss. Drew Stubbs (E-3) went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks and an error. Daniel Murphy (Misfits) went 0 for 5 and was caught stealing. 

Transaction: Pitch You Blockhead benches 2B Neil Walker, slides Yangervis Solarte from 3B to 2B and puts Martin Prado in the lineup at 3B.

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 126, Rookies 101
Fresh Fish 138, E-3 115
Pitch You Blockhead 137, Misfits 130
Tanana in the Tailpipe 143, Arbitration Losers 127

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 134
Danger Zaun 148