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When he's not hitting home runs, Jay Bruce is preparing to play Bill Haley in a movie about rockabilly in the 1950s. |
What a wild week in FBLG. Plenty of high scores to go around but no movement in the standings. On the other hand, we have three one-loss teams — and the Fish finally found the win column!
1. Retire 21 (8-1, 1,744 points, last week 1): A 240-point week? That's what happens when Clayton Kershaw and Hairball deGrom combine for 88 points in four starts.
2. Already Zaun (8-1, 1,670 points, last week 2): Raise your hand if you're a healthy outfielder. Mr. Cuddyer, I see your hand is halfway up. Messrs. Braun, Pence and Myers aren't moving.
3. Pitch You Blockhead (8-1, 1,642 points, last week 3): A 230-point week with zero from Yangervis Solarte and 2 from Mark Trumbo? Look out, FBLG.
4. Soler Eclipse (4-5, 1,516 points, last week 4): It's not often you score 176 points and get blown out, but that's what Retire 21 is doing to people these days.
5. Arbitration Losers (4-5, 1,478 points, last week 5): Tim's team fell 1 point short of taking down Already Zaun. It's pretty easy to point the blame at Jon Lester (0) and Noah Syndergaard (4).
6. Rookies (5-4, 1,474 points, last week 6): Henry eked out a 4-point win against Bryce thanks to a 10-point Sunday from Jay Bruce. This time, The Bruce is Right.
7. The Bryce is Right (2-7, 1,453 points, last week 7): If only Lucas Duda (3), Carlos Frias (4) or Archie Bradley (-2) had been better. Right, Bill?
8. Chateau Marmol (4-5, 1,439 points, last week 8): What kind of week was it for Matt? His team put up the lowest point total (166) despite 58 points combined from Anthony Rizzo and A.J. Pollock.
9. Fresh Fish (1-8, 1,343 points, last week 9): Eight players on the disabled list — and now, one victory.
10. Misfits (1-8, 1,339 points, last week 10): Reid's boys put up 199 points against a winless team and still lost. That hurts.