Thursday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 2126
    Wins from Lincecum, Cueto
2. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 2124
    Gallardo has huge 31-point outing
3. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 2043
    Need solid pitching this weekend to stop losing streak
4. Fresh Fish (Rick) 2002
    Strasburg loses ... he sucks!
5. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1965
   Wandy finally has a decent start
6. Misfits (Reid) 1956
   Wainwright surrenders long ball
7. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 1954
    Reyes continues to have huge season
8. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1875
    Cain struggles with -5 outing
9. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1851
   Pitching fades, so does push up standings
10. Triple-A's (Ken) 1845
    Huge 82-point day resurrects Triple-A's outlook

Head-to-head scores

Gladstone Goatwhisperers 114, VC Appraisers 100
Misfits 73, Pitch You Blockhead 67
Upton No Good 105, Chico's Chuggers 80
Pickle Bugs 97, Fresh Fish 80
Triple-A's 125, Arbitration Losers 73

Week 12 roster moves

PLAYER ACQUISITIONS

R.A. Dickey, by Triple-A's (June #2)
OF Seth Smith, by Fresh Fish (June #1)

PLAYERS RELEASED

SP John Ely, by Gladstone Goatwhisperers
SP Jamie Moyer, by Triple-A's
C Ivan Rodriguez, by Chico's Chuggers
SP Zack Duke, by Triple-A's

WEEK 12 ACTIVE ROSTER CHANGES

Upton No Good: No changes

Fresh Fish: Traded SP Cole Hamels; placed SS Jimmy Rollin on disabled list; activated SP Barry Zito

Pickle Bugs: No changes

VC Appraisers: No changes

Gladstone Goatwhisperers: Traded SS Jimmy Rollins; benched SP Ian Kennedy; activated SP Cole Hamels

Arbitration Losers: No changes

Triple-A's: Moved SP Vicente Padilla from disabled list to bench; benched 3B Placido Polanco and SP Felipe Paulino; activated 3B Casey Blake and SP R.A. Dickey

Misfits: Benched SS Sterlin Castro; activated SS Alcides Escobar

Pitch You Blockhead: Benched OF Mike Stanton and SP Aaron Harang; activated OF Angel Pagan and SP Carlos Silva

Chico's Chuggers: No changes

Sunday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 2019
    Big Z's 22-point game puts UNG back into first
2. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 2012
    GGs saddened by Furcal's bereavement leave
3. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 1970
   10-point win for Garland, 10-point loss for Halladay and 10-point no decision for Wolf
4. Fresh Fish (Rick) 1922
    Fish are wheelin' and dealin' to boost middle infield numbers
5. Misfits (Reid) 1886
    Monster 15-point day Friday for Howard
6. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 1868
   Nothing like an emergency start that garners -4 points
7. VC Apprasiers (Kevin-Dave) 1854
    Seven zeros posted from hitters on Sunday
8. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 1802
     Chuggers can't seem to buy a win
9. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 1784
    Streak of four consecutive head-to-head wins halted
10. Triple-A's (Ken) 1720
   Woohoo! Three consecutive positive pitching performances!

Head-to-head finals

Upton No Good 200, Arbitration Losers 157
Misfits 222, VC Appraisers 161
Fresh Fish 158, Triple-A's 126
Pickle Bugs 137, Pitch You Blockhead! 123
Gladstone Goatwhisperers 162, Chico's Chuggers 120

Midweek replacements

Pickle Bugs activated SP Wandy Rodriguez as emergency pitcher for SP Chad Billingsley

Arbitration Losers placed SS Troy Tulowitzki on disabled list on Friday, moved 2B Juan Uribe to SS, activated 2B Freddy Sanchez

Gladstone Goatwhisperers benched SS Rafael Furcal on Sunday (missed 3 games), activated SS Cristian Guzman

Trade announcement

Fresh Fish traded SP Cole Hamels to Gladstone Goatwhisperers for SS Jimmy Rollins

Player acquisitions

OF Seth Smith, by Fresh Fish
SP R.A. Dickey, by Triple-A's