Saturday, August 31, 2013

Playoffs Week 4: Saturday's report

Brandon Phillips looks for the nearest sportswriter to criticize.
STUDS: Brandon Phillips (Fish) was a single short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Jonathan Lucroy (AL) doubled, singled twice, drove in 4 and scored. Eric Young Jr. (TB) had 3 singles, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and a steal. Daniel Murphy (TB) doubled, singled twice, scored 2 runs and drove in 2. A.J. Burnett (Muumuu) had an RBI single, struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win.

DUDS: Dan Haren (LGM) allowed 7 runs and struck out 3 in a 2.2-inning loss. Jim Henderson (Misfits) took the loss, allowed 2 runs and struck out 1 in 1 inning. Anthony Rizzo (LGM) went 0 for 4 with an error. Lance Lynn (LGM) allowed 7 runs and struck out 4 in a 4-inning loss. Darin Ruf (Muumuu) went 0 for 2 with an error.

NOTE: The Dodgers have acquired 1B/3B Michael Young from the Phillies.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 171, Misfits 144 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Pitch You Blockhead 138, Manwaring a Muumuu 121 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 180, Rookies 108
Lawyers, Guns & Money 135, Silver State Sagebrushers 86
Testosteraun Braun 152, Going Going Gonzo 136

Friday, August 30, 2013

Playoffs Week 4: Friday's report

Garrett Jones was hitting .119 in August before Friday.
STUDS: Adrian Gonzalez (GGG) hit a pair of 2-run homers. Hyun-jin Ryu (LGM) had an RBI double, scored a run, got the win and struck out 6 while allowing 1 run in 6.1 innings. Yasiel Puig (LGM) had 2 steals, a double, 3 singles, a run and an RBI. Garrett Jones (Fish) had a 2-run double, a solo homer and an RBI single. Francisco Liriano (Misfits) got the win and struck out 6 in 8 shutout innings. Julio Teheran (TB) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in a 6.1-inning win.

DUDS: Bronson Arroyo (Rookies) allowed 6 runs and struck out 1 in a 3.1-inning loss. Shelby Miller (Muumuu) allowed 5 runs and struck out 3 in a 4.1-inning loss. Aaron Hill (Muumuu) was 0 for 2 and was caught stealing, helping the Muumuu crew stagger its way to a 1-point day.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 138, Misfits 130 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Pitch You Blockhead 119, Manwaring a Muumuu 67 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 145, Rookies 96
Lawyers, Guns & Money 118, Silver State Sagebrushers 76
Testosteraun Braun 119, Going Going Gonzo 110

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Playoffs Week 4: Thursday's report

It was a good day to hit in the middle of the Nationals' order.
STUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) had 2 doubles, 2 singles, 2 RBIs and a run. Eric Young Jr. (Braun) had a triple, 2 singles, 3 RBIs and 2 runs. Jayson Werth (LGM) homered, singled twice, drove in 3 and scored twice. Bryce Harper (Misfits) homered, singled, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Ian Desmond (Muumuu) homered, singled, drove in 3 and scored twice. Gio Gonzalez (Rookies) got the win and struck out 8 in 7 shutout innings. Kris Medlen (PYB) scored a run, got the win and struck out 6 in 7 shutout innings.

DUD: Marlon Byrd (Misfits) went 1 for 4 with a throwing error.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 116, Misfits 81 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Pitch You Blockhead 102, Manwaring a Muumuu 66 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 112, Rookies 91
Lawyers, Guns & Money 80, Silver State Sagebrushers 53
Going Going Gonzo 75, Testosteraun Braun 75

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Playoffs Week 4: Wednesday's report

This pretty much says it all about the Reds' 9-0
throttling of the Cardinals.
STUDS: Apparently, Aug. 28 is the official day of the 20-point start. Four FBLG pitchers reached that mark on a bad day for offense (except for the Reds). Ricky Nolasco (AL) got the win and struck out 11 in 8 shutout innings against the terrible Cubs. Jhoulys Chacin (Fish) took a no-hitter into the 7th inning, had a run-scoring fielder's choice, got the win and allowed 1 unearned run while striking out 9 in 7 innings against the terrible Giants. Cole Hamels (PYB) had a 2-run single and allowed 2 runs while striking out 8 in a 7-inning win against the terrible Mets. Homer Bailey (Fish) had 2 hits and an RBI, got the win and struck out 7 in 7.1 shutout innings against the not-terrible Cardinals. Jay Bruce (GGG) had a 3-run homer, a 2-run single and 2 runs.

DUDS: Adam Wainwright (Misfits) allowed 9 runs and struck out 2 in a 2-inning loss. Jean Segura (GGG) went 0 for 5 and was caught stealing. Michael Cuddyer (Muumuu) went 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.

TRANSACTION: Going Going Gonzo activates 2B Dan Uggla and benches Darwin Barney.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 112, Misfits 68 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Pitch You Blockhead 82, Manwaring a Muumuu 53 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 112, Rookies 65
Lawyers, Guns & Money 62, Silver State Sagebrushers 50
Going Going Gonzo 72, Testosteraun Braun 46

Playoffs Week 4: Tuesday's report

Jon Niese did it all for the Mets. That kinda makes up for
the loss of Matt Harvey, right?  
STUDS: Jon Niese (Misfits) had a 3-run double, scored and struck out 5 in a complete-game shutout. Aramis Ramirez (Muumuu) homered, doubled, singled twice and drove in 4. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) hit a 3-run homer and a solo homer. Travis Wood (PYB) singled, scored, allowed 1 unearned run and struck out 6 in a 7-inning win. Gerardo Parra (AL) had a 3-run homer and a 2-run single. Martin Prado (AL) doubled, singled, drove in 3 and scored 2 runs. Pedro Alvarez (LGM) had a solo homer, a double and 2 singles.

DUD: A.J. Ellis (SSS) went 0 for 3 with an error.

NOTE: Mets OF Marlon Byrd and C John Buck were traded to Pittsburgh.

TRANSACTIONS: Fresh Fish activate C Miguel Montero from the DL and move Devin Mesoraco to the bench.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 87, Misfits 56 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Pitch You Blockhead 51, Manwaring a Muumuu 34 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 51, Rookies 37
Lawyers, Guns & Money 42, Silver State Sagebrushers 27
Going Going Gonzo 46, Testosteraun Braun 27

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Playoffs Week 4: Monday's report

It just seems like Allen Craig is hitting .800 with
runners in scoring position this season.
STUDS: Allen Craig (AL) hit a grand slam, doubled and singled. Cliff Lee (AL) allowed 1 run and struck out 7 in an 8-inning win. Zack Greinke (Fish) had an RBI single, allowed 2 runs and struck out 9 in an 8.2-inning victory. Zack Cozart (Rookies) had a 2-run triple, an RBI double and a run.

DUDS: Chase Utley (Misfits) went 0 for 4 and was caught stealing. Jedd Gyorko (Muumuu bench) went 0 for 3 with 3 Ks.

Semifinal scores

Arbitration Losers 49, Misfits 15 (AL leads by 16 after first week)
Manwaring a Muumuu 10, Pitch You Blockhead 8 (Muumuu leads by 64 after first week)

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 39, Rookies 14
Lawyers, Guns & Money 18, Silver State Sagebrushers 5
Going Going Gonzo 14, Testosteraun Braun 8

Monday, August 26, 2013

Week 22 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Testosteraun Braun sign C Ryan Hanigan (August move #3).

Pitch You Blockhead sign OF Denard Span (August move #3).

Rookies sign RP Rafael Soriano (August move #2) and C Wil Nieves (August move #3).

Manwaring a Muumuu sign SP Joe Kelly (August move #2).

Players released

C Jeff Mathis

C/OF Evan Gattis

RP Bobby Parnell

3B Eric Chavez

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: Activate C Ryan Hanigan.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Wade Miley; activate SP Mike Leake.

Silver State Sagebrushers: No changes.

Going Going Gonzo: No changes.

Lawyers Guns and Money: Bench 1B Juan Francisco; activate 1B Anthony Rizzo.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Gerrit Cole and SP Tim Lincecum; place OF Starling Marte on DL; activate SP Travis Wood, SP Kris Medlen and OF Denard Span.

Rookies: Bench C John Buck; place SP Brandon Beachy on DL; activate SP Paul Maholm, RP Rafael Soriano and C Wil Nieves.

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench 3B Jedd Gyorko and OF Domonic Brown; place SP Matt Harvey on DL; activate 3B Aramis Ramirez, OF Darin Ruf and SP Mike Minor.

Misfits: Bench C Brian McCann; place SP Tony Cingrani on DL; activate C Carlos Ruiz and SP Jon Niese.

Fresh Fish: Place SP Matt Cain on DL; activate SP Ryan Vogelsong.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

The Check Swing: Week 21

1. Manwaring a Muumuu (3,815 points): The Muumuu crew has a 64-point lead over PYB in their 2-week semifinal battle. The offense is showing consistency, with all but one position player reaching double digits for the week. Will minor injuries to Domonic Brown and Aaron Hill damage the team's title hopes?

2. Misfits (3,583 points): Despite a 200-point week, Reid's team trails and has some work to do to overcome the Arbitration Losers in the semis. It will be up to the Misfits' veteran hitters to carry the load. How much will the loss of Tony Cingrani hurt the Misfits down the stretch?

3. Arbitration Losers (3,519 points): Tim's crew just keeps thundering along behind strong efforts from Jose Fernandez and Martin Prado week after week. It sure looks like the duel with the Misfits will go down to the final day. Will Brandon Crawford and Chase Headley contribute to or hinder a championship run?

The 5 owners of our 4 semifinalists are locked in a race
for the championship.
4. Lawyers, Guns & Money (3,475 points): LGM is fading at the wrong time. A bad day for Patrick Corbin on the week's final day contributed to a close loss to the Braunies. The Juan Francisco experiment sure looks like a failure, as the Milwaukee first baseman posted a zero for the week. Where's Ike Davis when you need him?

5. Testosteraun Braun (3,377 points): Junior Lake comes up big in his first week on a FBLG roster as the Braunies dump LGM in the first week of consolation games. How long will Jeff Mathis post zeros before Bill looks for a new catcher?

6. Pitch You Blockhead (3,241 points): Should we rename Scott's team Pirate You Blockhead? Russell Martin, Jordy Mercer, Gerrit Cole and the injured Starling Marte combined for only 20 points as PYB dug a hole against the Muumuu crew. Matt Carpenter was the team's standout again. When is Carlos Gonzalez due back?

7. Going Going Gonzo (3,227 points): Gonzo posted 198 points in a consolation-round victory behind 38 points from Jeff Samardzija. Is Jean Segura hitting a rookie wall?

8. Rookies (3,116 points): The week was a disaster for Henry's team. Jason Heyward got hit in the face and went on the DL, Carlos Gomez crashed into a wall and missed half the week, Brandon Beachy is having arm trouble again and went on the DL, and Bobby Parnell remained on the DL. Has John Buck lost his starting job?

9. Silver State Sagebrushers (3,072 points): The SS SSS has crashed into a reef and is taking on water. The No. 1 pick in the 2014 FBLG draft appears to be in reach. Will Starlin Castro even finish the season in the majors?


10. Fresh Fish (2,979 points): With all those Cincinnati players, the Red Snappers score — and post zeros — in bunches. At least Giancarlo Stanton is doing his part to help the Snappers avoid a first-to-worst season. What the heck happened to Garrett Jones this year?

Playoffs Week 3: Sunday's report

This might or might not be Marco Estrada.
STUDS: What a strange Sunday. Only one player scored in double digits, and no hitter scored more than 6 points. Thus, we have only 1 Stud. Marco Estrada (TB) got the win and allowed only 1 hit while striking out 9 in 7 shutout innings.

DUDS: Patrick Corbin (LGM) made an error, took the loss and allowed 9 runs (8 earned) while striking out 4 in 5.1 innings against the Phillies' junior varsity. Jedd Gyorko (Muumuu) went 0 for 6 with 2 strikeouts. Christian Yelich (PYB) went 0 for 5 with 3 Ks.

Semifinal scores (first of 2 weeks)

Arbitration Losers 217, Misfits 201
Manwaring a Muumuu 213, Pitch You Blockhead 149

Consolation scores

Fresh Fish 159, Silver State Sagebrushers 110
Testosteraun Braun 184, Lawyers, Guns & Money 170
Going Going Gonzo 198, Rookies 110