Friday, August 8, 2014

Playoffs Week 1: Friday's Roundup

This man struck out in all 4 at-bats, dropping his average to .043.
Studs: Bartolo Colon (FF) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning win. David Peralta (AL) doubled, tripled, drove in a run, scored twice and stole home. Adrian Gonzalez (DZ) was a triple short of the cycle and drove in 2.

Duds: Billy Hamilton (DZ) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing. Evan Gattis (Rookies) went 0 for 4 with 3 Ks. Carlos Gonzalez (RMH) went 0 for 3 with 3 Ks.

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 100, Rookies 93
Fresh Fish 123, E-3 108
Misfits 113, Pitch You Blockhead 101
Tanana in the Tailpipe 100, Arbitration Losers 93

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 126
Danger Zaun 127

Playoffs Week 1: Thursday's Roundup

If you think this is impressive, you should see how crazy the
World's Greatest Fans go after a perfectly executed bunt.
Studs: Homer Bailey (DZ) got the win, fanned 8 in 7 shutout innings, singled and scored. Wily Peralta (RR) struck out 9 and allowed 1 run in a 6.2-inning win. Kolten Wong (RMH) hit 2 solo homers, singled, stole a base and scored 3 runs. Ian Desmond (DZ) homered, singled, drove in 3 and scored twice. Hyun-Jin Ryu (FF) got the win and whiffed 4 in 7 2-hit, shutout innings. Adam Wainwright (Tanana) struck out 7 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning victory. 

Duds: No one was bad enough to earn the Dud designation today, so we'll give a shout-out to Pedro Alvarez. Hey, Pedro!

Transaction: Ryan's Rangers activate OF Angel Pagan and bench Oscar Taveras.

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 83, Rookies 54
E-3 85, Fresh Fish 71
Misfits 95, Pitch You Blockhead 87
Tanana in the Tailpipe 90, Arbitration Losers 65

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 114
Danger Zaun 108

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Playoffs Week 1: Wednesday's Roundup

Carlos Gonzalez rounds second without hurting himself.
Studs: The Rockies put up 13 runs at Coors Field, so you know there will be some Colorado Studs. Corey Dickerson (DZ) went 4 for 4 with a triple, a double, 3 runs and 3 RBIs. Carlos Gonzalez (RMH) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Mat Latos (RMH) singled, scored, fanned 5 and allowed 3 runs in a 7.2-inning win. Doug Fister (Rookies) struck out 7 and allowed an unearned run in a 7.1-inning win. Adam LaRoche (PYB) blasted a 2-run homer and a solo homer. Ben Revere (PYB) went 4 for 5 with a triple, a steal and 2 runs. Chase Utley (Tanana) hit a 3-run homer, singled and scored twice. Pablo Sandoval (AL) homered, singled twice, drove in 3 and scored twice. 

Duds: Jake Arrieta (AL) felt the pain of Coors Field, allowing 9 runs on 13 hits in a 5-inning loss. Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) went 0 for 3 with 2 Ks and was caught stealing. Trevor Rosenthal (PYB) pitched 1 inning, allowed 1 run and took the loss. 

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 57, Rookies 42
E-3 70, Fresh Fish 35
Pitch You Blockhead 66, Misfits 65
Arbitration Losers 47, Tanana in the Tailpipe 45

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 95
Danger Zaun 61

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Playoffs Week 1: Tuesday's Roundup

Yes, that's Adam Dunn on the mound for the White Sox.
Studs: Kenley Jansen (RMH) struck out all 3 men he faced and got the win. Johnny Cueto (E-3) went the distance to beat Cleveland, allowing 2 runs and striking out 6. Zack Wheeler (DZ) had an RBI single, struck out 5 and allowed 1 run in a 6.2-inning win. He has 7 consecutive starts of at least 6 innings with 2 or fewer runs allowed. Daniel Murphy (Misfits) tripled, singled twice, drove in 2 and scored. 

Duds: Wade Miley (AL) allowed 10 earned runs to the light-hitting Royals and, obviously, took the loss. Jean Segura (AL) went 0 for 3 with an error. 

Transactions: Danger Zaun activates OF Starling Marte from the DL and benched Arismendy Alcantara. Rocky Mountain High places SS Troy Tulowitzki on the DL and acquires Asdrubal Cabrera. RMH also places SP Matt Garza on the DL and activates Mat Latos. Three moves for E-3, as well: OF Allen Craig to the DL, Andrew McCutchen to the bench and Drew Stubbs in the lineup. 

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 31, Rookies 11
E-3 42, Fresh Fish 19
Misfits 55, Pitch You Blockhead 47
Arbitration Losers 22, Tanana in the Tailpipe 14

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 39
Danger Zaun 35

Monday, August 4, 2014

Playoffs Week 1: Monday's Roundup

Things haven't gone so well for Alfredo Simon lately. 
Studs: Daniel Murphy (Misfits) hit a 2-run homer, singled, scored twice and stole a base. Pablo Sandoval (AL) doubled twice, singled and drove in 3. 

Duds: Hanley Ramirez (PYB) went 1 for 4 with a pair of throwing errors. Alfredo Simon (Tanana) allowed 5 runs and fanned only 1 in a 5-inning loss. Ian Desmond (DZ) went 0 for 4 with 3 Ks and an error. Buster Posey (FF) went 0 for 1 with 4 walks and a run, but he committed an error. 

First-round matchups

Ryan's Rangers 6, Rookies 0
E-3 4, Fresh Fish -1
Misfits 17, Pitch You Blockhead 15
Arbitration Losers 17, Tanana in the Tailpipe -1

Just collecting points

Rocky Mountain High 0
Danger Zaun 1

Week 19 (Playoffs, Week 1) Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

E-3 sign OF Grady Sizemore (August move #1).

Rookies sign 1B Jordan Pacheco (August move #1).

Tanana in the Tailpipe sign OF Tommy Medica (August move #1).

Misfits sign SP John  Lackey (August move #1).

Players released

RP Sergio Romo

SS Everth Cabrera

OF Juan Lagares

1B Ben Paulsen

OF Seth Smith

Lineup changes

E-3: Bench SP AJ Burnett; activate SP Yovani Gallardo and OF Grady Sizemore.

Fresh Fish: Bench OF Jayson Werth; activate OF Matt Kemp.

Rookies: Place 1B Paul Goldschmidt on DL; activate 1B Jordan Pacheco.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench OF Domonic Brown and 3B Martin Prado; activate OF Jay Bruce and 3B Yangervis Solarte.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench SP Odrisamer Despaigne and OF Mark Trumbo; activate SP Alfredo Simon and OF Tommy Medica.

Ryan's Rangers: Bench SP Chase Anderson; activate SP Francisco Liriano.

Misfits: Bench SP Aaron Harang; activate SP John Lackey.

Arbitration Losers: Bench 2B Emilio Bonifacio; place SP Cliff Lee on DL; activate 2B Josh Harrison and SP Wade Miley.

Danger Zaun: Bench OF Khris Davis; place SP Henderson Alvarez on DL; activate OF Arismendy Alcantara and SP Charlie Morton.


Sunday, August 3, 2014

Week 18: The Check Swing

The regular season has ended, folks. Say goodbye to Rocky Mountain High and Danger Zaun. RMH slipped behind the Rookies in the points race and lost the tiebreaker for the final playoff berth. The other team at 8-10 was the Fresh Fish, who finished the regular season third in points. Meanwhile, DZ took over first place in the points race but won't participate in the postseason. It's been a strange 18 weeks, gang.

Playoff matchups

1. Ryan's Rangers vs. 8. Rookies
2. E-3 vs. 7. Fresh Fish
3. Pitch You Blockhead vs. 6. Misfits
4. Arbitration Losers vs. 5. Tanana in the Tailpipe

1. Danger Zaun (3,083 points, 7-11, last week 2): These guys finally put together a good week late in the season (199 points), but it was too late to matter. We wonder whether the DZ pitchers on the disabled list (J. Fernandez, Cashner, Garcia, Alvarez) are better than the healthy DZ pitchers (Strasburg, Bailey, Wheeler, Morton). 

Can Clayton Kershaw and Hyun-Jin Ryu lead the Fresh Fish
to an upset win in the first round of the playoffs? Would it
really be an upset? After all, the Fish have the most points
of any playoff team.
2. Fresh Fish (3,067 points, 8-10, last week 3): Congratulations, Rick! You barely made the playoffs, and your reward is a matchup against E-3. And since E-3 is the No. 2 seed, you'll have to win both weeks in the first-round matchup to advance. Can Clayton Kershaw pitch every day?

3. Ryan's Rangers (3,016 points, 11-7, last week 4): Bill's team was the only one of the four previously 10-7 teams to win this week. Thus, Bill gets the No. 1 playoff seed. The Rangers got 23 points from Anthony Rendon and 18 from Adeiny Hechavarria (yes, really) to beat Arbitration Losers.

4. E-3 (3,006 points, 10-8, last week 1): A disastrous 109-point week led to Adam's team tumbling 4 spots in the rankings. E-3 gets a tough first-round matchup against the dangerous Fresh Fish, and the starting rotation suddenly looks wobbly. Josh Beckett, Joe Kelly and A.J. Burnett combined for 7 points in 5 starts. Matt Cain is on the DL, and Jason Hammel has imploded.

5. Arbitration Losers (2,964 points, 10-8, last week 5): Tim's team lost more than a single matchup this week. It looks like AL will finish the season without Cliff Lee, who's out with more arm trouble. Good thing Jacob deGrom has stepped up into ace-like shoes. Tim will need more of that in his first-round matchup against the tough pitching staff of Tanana in the Tailpipe.

6. Tanana in the Tailpipe (2,947 points, 9-9, last week 6): Matt's team posted an easy win against Rocky Mountain High in the regular season's final week and will draw Arbitration Losers in the first round of the playoffs. Matt will rely heavily on Adam Wainwright and Cole Hamels, especially with his outfield continuing to disappoint. 

7. Pitch You Blockhead (2,923 points, 10-8, last week 7): Scott's team has the No. 3 seed for the playoffs and will need Jay Bruce, Martin Prado and Marcell Ozuna to produce more if PYB is to advance past the surging Misfits. Look for those double-start weeks from Zack Greinke and Jeff Samardzija, too. 

8. Misfits (2,860 points, 9-9, last week 8): Reid's team busted through the 200-point barrier this week and got double-digit efforts from every player except Francisco Rodriguez. Don't fall asleep on the Misfits — this is a dangerous team to face in the postseason. 

9. Rookies (2,821 points, 8-10, last week 10): The Rookies made a late charge to make the postseason, but it's going to be a tough duel against Ryan's Rangers without Paul Goldschmidt around. It's going to be up to the Braves to carry the load for Henry's team, which must win each of the next two weeks to advance.

10. Rocky Mountain High (2,770 points, 8-10, last week 9): Injuries to Troy Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzalez doomed Jon's team, and the continued awfulness of Pedro Alvarez and Dan Haren sure didn't help. 

Week 18: Sunday's Roundup

This man's outing was worth 27 FBLG points.
Studs: Madison Bumgarner (Misfits) struck out 10 in a 2-hit shutout. He also singled and scored twice. Stephen Strasburg (DZ) struck out 10 and got the win in 7 shutout innings. Hunter Pence (Misfits) homered twice, doubled, drove in 4 and scored 3 runs. Buster Posey (FF) went 4 for 5 with a homer, a double, 3 RBIs and 2 runs. Jason Heyward (Rookies) was a homer short of the cycle, stole a base, drove in a run and scored twice.

Duds: The Rockies and the Mets. All of them.

Scores

Rookies 197, Fresh Fish 192
Danger Zaun 199, Pitch You Blockhead 158
Ryan's Rangers 176, Arbitration Losers 149
Misfits 204, E-3 109
Tanana in the Tailpipe 166, Rocky Mountain High 118

Week 18: Saturday's Roundup

A.J. Burnett complained about a pitch called a ball, then served up
a homer to Anthony Rendon. Burnett was ejected soon afterward.
Jordan Zimmermann got the win in an 11-0 rout.
Studs: Jordan Zimmermann (Rookies) singled, scored, got the win and struck out 8 in 7 shutout innings. Anthony Rendon (RR) stole a base and was a triple short of the cycle with 2 runs and 4 RBIs. Kolten Wong (RMH) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 3, scored twice and stole a base. Hanley Ramirez (PYB) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 3 and scored twice. Jacob deGrom (AL) took a no-hitter into the 7th inning and ended with a win and 7 strikeouts and 2 runs allowed in 7.1 innings. David Peralta (AL) was a triple short of the cycle and drove in 3. Carlos Gomez (RR) had an RBI double, a single, 2 steals and 2 runs. 

Duds: Kyle Lohse (Rookies) gave up 9 runs (7 earned) in a 4-inning loss. Pedro Alvarez (RMH) and Chase Utley (Tanana) each went 0 for 3 with an error. Miguel Montero (E-3) went 0 for 4 with an error on catcher's interference. Craig Kimbrel (E-3) gave up a run and took the loss in 1.1 innings. A.J. Burnett (E-3) allowed 5 runs (only 1 earned) and took the loss in 1.2 innings before being ejected. 

Scores

Rookies 174, Fresh Fish 157
Danger Zaun 157, Pitch You Blockhead 150
Ryan's Rangers 151, Arbitration Losers 134
Misfits 152, E-3 98
Tanana in the Tailpipe 137, Rocky Mountain High 100