Saturday, May 17, 2014

Week 7: Saturday's Roundup

Chris Owings, A.J. Pollock and Paul Goldschmidt combined
for 45 FBLG points against the Dodgers on Saturday.
Studs: Paul Goldschmidt (Rookies) homered twice, doubled twice, drove in 6 and scored 5 runs. Chris Owings (RR) was a single short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 4 runs. Martin Prado (PYB) doubled, singled twice, drove in 3 and scored. Cole Hamels (Tanana) fanned 10 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win. Tom Koehler (FF) got the win and struck out 7 in 7 shutout innings. 

Duds: It was a horrible day for big-name pitchers. Clayton Kershaw (FF) allowed 7 runs and took the loss in 1.2 innings. Homer Bailey (DZ) gave up 6 runs in a 3.2-inning loss. Gio Gonzalez (RR) allowed 5 runs in a 3-inning loss. Evan Gattis (Rookies) went 0 for 4 with an error. 

Scores

Danger Zaun 103, Rookies 100
Arbitration Losers 126, E-3 113
Misfits 155, Tanana in the Tailpipe 140
Rocky Mountain High 160, Ryan's Rangers 90
Fresh Fish 133, Pitch You Blockhead 130

Week 7: Friday's Roundup

Metallica's Lars Ulrich blew out his elbow
throwing out the first pitch and needs
Tommy John surgery. 
Studs: Yasiel Puig (RMH) was a triple short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 2 runs. Christian Yelich (Tanana) homered, singled and scored 4 runs. Zack Greinke (PYB) singled, doubled, drove in a run, struck out 6 and got the win in 8 shutout innings. 

Duds: Jedd Gyorko (AL) and Chris Owings (RR) each went 0 for 3 with an error. David Wright (E-3), Anthony Rizzo (RMH) and Ian Desmond (DZ) each had 1 offensive point erased by an error. Ervin Santana (Rookies) gave up 5 runs on 10 hits in a 5-inning loss. 

Note: The Pirates and Yankees were rained out, but they'll play a doubleheader this weekend.

Transactions: Because of injuries, Tanana in the Tailpipe put Jon Niese in the lineup for Dillon Gee and Arbitration Losers put Wade Miley in for Tim Hudson.

Scores

Danger Zaun 83, Rookies 72
Arbitration Losers 120, E-3 102
Misfits 136, Tanana in the Tailpipe 95
Rocky Mountain High 122, Ryan's Rangers 67
Pitch You Blockhead 99, Fresh Fish 96

Friday, May 16, 2014

Week 7: Thursday's Roundup

This man can do some serious damage when he's healthy.
Studs: Johnny Cueto (E-3) struck out 8 in a shutout of the Padres. Mike Morse (FF) homered, singled twice and drove in 3. Brandon Phillips (RMH) hit a 3-run homer and doubled in the first game of the Reds' doubleheader. He had an RBI in the second game. Michael Wacha (Misfits) had a 2-run single, scored, struck out 5 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. 

Duds: Matt Adams (RR) went 0 for 4 with an error. Pablo Sandoval (AL) went 1 for 4 with an error. Jedd Gyorko (AL) played both games of the Padres' doubleheader, going 0 for 7 with 3 Ks. His average fell to .153.

Scores

Danger Zaun 67, Rookies 52
Arbitration Losers 97, E-3 95
Misfits 112, Tanana in the Tailpipe 79
Rocky Mountain High 95, Ryan's Rangers 55
Fresh Fish 73, Pitch You Blockhead 55

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Week 7: Wednesday's Roundup

A lame day in the National League?
Might as well use this picture today.
Studs: A good day to have Giants. Brandon Crawford (AL) was a triple shy of the cycle and drove in 3. Hunter Pence (Misfits) had 3 singles and a homer with 3 RBIs. In the same game, Chris Johnson (Misfits) had 2 doubles and 2 RBIs.

Duds: Is this the end of Francisco Rodriguez's Rejuvenation Tour? A few days after blowing his first save, Rodriguez (DZ) imploded against the Pirates, allowing 3 runs in a loss. Chris Owings (RR) was 0 for 3 with an error.

Rainouts: The Reds-Padres game and the Cubs-Cardinals game were both rained out. The Cubs-Cardinals will be made up in August, while the Reds-Padres will play a day-night doubleheader today.

Scores

Danger Zaun 59, Rookies 52
Arbitration Losers 90, E-3 68
Misfits 80, Tanana in the Tailpipe 66
Rocky Mountain High 82, Ryan's Rangers 51
Fresh Fish 41, Pitch You Blockhead 37

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Week 7: Tuesday's Roundup

Josh Beckett picked up his first win since 2012.
Studs: David Wright (E-3) doubled, singled twice, scored twice and drove in 2. Curtis Granderson (E-3) hit a 3-run homer, singled and scored twice. Daniel Murphy (Misfits) had a 3-run homer, a sac fly and 2 runs. Mike Minor (Tanana) got the win and fanned 6 in 6.2 shutout innings. Josh Beckett (E-3) singled and struck out 6 while allowing 1 unearned run in a 6.1-inning win. Marco Estrada (AL) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in a 6-inning win. 

Duds: One day after Cubs owners collected their treasure in a blowout win, the universe returned to normal. Starlin Castro (Tanana) went 0 for 6 with an error. Mike Olt (Rookies) walked and was caught stealing. Anthony Rizzo (RMH) went 0 for 3 with 3 walks and was caught stealing. Aroldis Chapman (DZ) gave up a homer to Chase Headley (can you imagine?) and took the loss. 

Transaction: Ryan's Rangers activated OF Ryan Braun and sent Emilio Bonifacio to the bench.

Scores

Danger Zaun 49, Rookies 35
Arbitration Losers 70, E-3 58
Tanana in the Tailpipe 59, Misfits 46
Rocky Mountain High 70, Ryan's Rangers 35
Pitch You Blockhead 34, Fresh Fish 20

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Week 7: Monday's Roundup

First, Matt Harvey. Now, Jose Fernandez. Better hope Danger Zaun
doesn't draft your favorite ace next season.
Studs: Tim Lincecum (RMH) fanned 11 and allowed 1 run in a 7.2-inning win. Emilio Bonifacio (RR) doubled, singled 4 times and scored 5 runs. Starlin Castro (Tanana) was a homer short of the cycle and drove in 3. Christian Yelich (Tanana) homered, singled, stole a base and scored 3 runs. 

Duds: Mike Morse (FF) went 0 for 4 with an error. Tom Koehler (FF) allowed 4 runs and struck out 1 in a 3.2-inning loss. Addison Reed (Rookies) allowed 2 solo homers and took the loss.

Scores

Rookies 18, Danger Zaun 13
Arbitration Losers 24, E-3 15
Misfits 26, Tanana in the Tailpipe 21
Rocky Mountain High 52, Ryan's Rangers 18
Fresh Fish 8, Pitch You Blockhead 6

Monday, May 12, 2014

League Leaders - Through Week 6


Batting Leaders

1. Troy Tulowitzki (RMH) 142
2. Giancarlo Stanton (Fish) 131
3. Paul Goldschmidt (Rookies) 118
4. Carlos Gomez (RR) 117
5. Carlos Gonzalez (RMH) 109
T6. Nolan Arenado (RR) 106
T6. Charlie Blackmon (Misfits) 106
8. Chase Utley (Tanana) 102
T9. Adrian Gonzalez (DZ) 101
T9. Anthony Rendon (RR) 101

Starting Pitching Leaders

1. Adam Wainwright (Tanana) 137
2. Johnny Cueto (E-3) 136
3. Jose Fernandez (DZ) 126
4. Zach Greinke (PYB) 120
5. Madison Bumgarner (Misfits) 109
6. Stephen Strasburg (DZ) 102
7. Kyle Lohse (Rookies) 100
8. Julio Teheran (RR) 99
9. Lance Lynn (RMH) 93
10. Cliff Lee (AL) 92

Relief Pitching Leaders

1. Francisco Rodriguez (DZ) 80
2. Sergio Romo (Misfits) 72
3. Craig Kimbrel (E-3) 69
4. Kenley Jansen (RMH) 68
T5. Steve Cishek (Fish) 62
T6. Addison Reed (Rookies) 62

Week 7 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Fresh Fish sign 1B Garrett Jones (May move #2) and 2B Danny Espinosa (May move #3).

Rookies sign 3B Mike Olt (May move #1).

Pitch You Blockhead sign SP Ryan Vogelsong (May move #1) and OF Seth Smith (May move #2).

Players released

OF Chris Young

SP David Hale

2B Dan Uggla

Lineup changes

E-3: none.

Fresh Fish: Place 1B Brandon Belt on DL; activate 1B Garrett Jones and 2B Danny Espinosa.

Rookies: Bench SP Shelby Miller and 3B Juan Uribe; place C Devin Mesoraco on DL; activate SP Doug Fister and 3B Mike Olt.

Rocky Mountain High: none.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench OF Domonic Brown, SP Alex Wood and SP Juan Nicasio; activate SP Ryan Vogelsong, SP Ian Kennedy and OF Seth Smith.

Tanana in the Tailpipe: Bench SP Jon Niese; activate SP Dillon Gee.

Ryan's Rangers: Bench SP Nate Eovaldi; place OF Ryan Braun on the DL; activate SP Zach Wheeler.

Misfits: Bench SP Aaron Harang; activate SP Tanner Roark.

Arbitration Losers: Activate 3B Chase Headley from DL and put on bench.

Danger Zaun: Bench OF Khris Davis; place SP Jose Fernandez and 3B Aramis Ramirez on DL; activate RP Aroldis Chapman (from DL) and OF Billy Hamilton.

Week 6: The Check Swing

It's the classic team edition of the Check Swing. How do today's FBLG teams compare to famous squads from the days of yore? Find out below.

1. Ryan's Rangers (1,134 points, 5-1, last week 1): A rough week led to Bill's team recording its first loss of the season. The Rangers actually posted the second-lowest total of the week thanks to the un-contributions of Gio Gonzalez and Emilio Bonifacio. Blast from the past: A stud outfielder, good pitching depth and a second baseman bursting onto the scene? Gotta be the 2001 Mariners. 

2. Danger Zaun (1,046 points, 1-5, last week 2): The Rich/Brian team laid an egg in getting drilled by E-3. Jose Fernandez, Andrew Cashner, Adrian Gonzalez, Ian Desmond, Jarrod Saltalamacchia and Khris Davis combined for a whopping 19 points. Blast from the past: Plenty of speed, good pitching and a mediocre offense? Sounds like the 1985 Cardinals.

3. E-3 (1,041 points, 4-2, last week 4): Adam's team got double-digit-point weeks from everyone but A.J. Burnett in rolling to another victory. With David Wright, Allen Craig and Ryan Howard heating up, is this the most dangerous team in FBLG? Blast from the past: A dominant ace, a lights-out closer, and veterans up and down the lineup? It's the 1998 Yankees.

4. Rocky Mountain High (1,031 points, 4-2, last week 3): Monster weeks from Troy Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzalez weren't enough for Jon's team. Blame the pitching: Lance Lynn, Dan Haren, Kenley Jansen and Tim Lincecum combined for 6 points. Blast from the past: With all this offense from a Colorado shortstop and a Colorado outfielder (but questionable pitching), this has to be the 2007 Rockies.

Nolan Ryan (right) pitched for the 1969 Mets, then was a
teammate of Frank Tanana (in the Tailpipe)
with the California Angels.
5. Fresh Fish (1,028 points, 3-3, last week 5): Rick's team put up a FBLG-high 189 points this week, thanks to 36 points from Clayton Kershaw and a 19-point week from Steve Cishek. However, Brandon Belt is hurt and Dan Uggla is losing playing time. Blast from the past: Look at all those Miami players on the roster! Must be the 1997 Marlins.

6. Tanana in the Tailpipe (1,009 points, 4-2, last week 6): Did a team with Welington Castillo, Juan Lagares and Ryan Ludwick just take down the top team in FBLG? Yes, Matt's team did just that that because of Chase Utley, Adam Wainwright and Cole Hamels combining for 71 points. Blast from the past: A couple of aces plus a surprising upset means these guys are the 1969 Mets. 

7. Pitch You Blockhead (994 points, 2-4, last week 8): Scott's team picked up its second win behind the continued excellence of Jeff Samardzija and the power of Neil Walker. Unfortunately, it's Yonder Alonso time at first base again because Adam LaRoche is injured. Blast from the past: Alonso has actually boosted his batting average to .200, which means he might "Wally Pipp" LaRoche out of a job. This is the 1925 Yankees.

8. Misfits (972 points, 3-3, last week 9): Reid's team posted a 187-point week despite lackluster performances from Travis Wood, Adeiny Hechavarria and Carlos Ruiz. Aaron Harang got back on track this week, though. Is Charlie Blackmon the MVP of our league so far? Blast from the past: Blackmon is going to hit .370 with 46 homers, so this is the 2002 Giants.

9. Arbitration Losers (970 points, 3-3, last week 7): It was another ho-hum week from Team Tim. With 20 points, Gerrit Cole was the top performer, but he needed two starts to do it. Will Michael Cuddyer come off the DL and join Denard Span and Ben Revere in a Minnesota-refugee outfield? Blast from the past: Yadier Molina and Matt Holliday? A crappy third baseman? Problems at shortstop and second base? Looks like the 2011 Cardinals.

10. Rookies (918 points, 1-5, last week 10): Things aren't looking good for Henry's team, with Juan Uribe getting hurt and the Braves outfielders doing Braves outfielders things. Perhaps newcomer Devin Mesoraco can provide a spark for the offense. Blast from the past: Is it too obvious to choose a Braves team? Since the Rookies haven't yet turned the corner, they must be the 1990 Braves.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Week 6: Sunday's Roundup

This is an artist's rendering of Kenley Jansen's outing Saturday.
Studs: Hanley Ramirez (PYB) hit a 2-run homer, doubled and scored twice. Homer Bailey (DZ) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 7.1-inning win. Gerardo Parra (DZ) hit a 2-run homer, tripled and scored twice. Aaron Harang (Misfits) fanned 9 and allowed 2 runs in a 6-inning win. Cole Hamels (Tanana) struck out 10 and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning no-decision. Daniel Murphy (Misfits) homered, doubled twice and drove in 2. 

Duds: Kenley Jansen (RMH) took the loss and allowed 2 walks, 3 hits and 3 runs in a 0.1-inning loss. Gio Gonzalez (RR) managed to serve up a pair of homers to Derek Norris on 3-0 pitches. He allowed 7 runs in a 4.1-inning loss. Nolan Arenado (RR) went 0 for 4 with an error. Justin Morneau (Tanana) went 0 for 3 with an error.

Transactions: The Rookies traded OF Peter Bourjos to Ryan's Rangers for C Devin Mesoraco. No word on whether the Rookies also threw in prospect Randal Grichuk like the Angels did when they sent Bourjos to St. Louis. Also, Pitch You Blockhead placed 1B Adam LaRoche on the DL and replaced him with Yonder Alonso.

Scores

E-3 181, Danger Zaun 138
Misfits 187, Arbitration Losers 150
Tanana in the Tailpipe 180, Ryan's Rangers 141
Pitch You Blockhead 176, Rookies 150
Fresh Fish 189, Rocky Mountain High 152