Saturday, September 28, 2013

Playoffs Week 8: Saturday's report

Neil Walker took Bronson Arroyo deep twice.
STUDS: Justin Upton (SSS) went 4 for 5 with a homer, a double, a steal and 3 RBIs. Carlos Gomez (Rookies) went 4 for 5 with a homer, 2 steals and 2 RBIs. Adam Wainwright (Misfits) had an RBI single and got the win while striking out 5 in 5.1 shutout innings. Marlon Byrd (Misfits) hit a 2-run homer, singled twice and scored twice. Neil Walker (AL) hit a pair of solo homers.

DUDS: Something tells me Bronson Arroyo (Rookies) won't get the start in that one-game playoff against the Pirates. Arroyo allowed 6 runs — on 5 homers — and struck out 2 in a 4.2-inning loss. Edward Mujica (Fish) gave up 2 runs in 0.1 inning. Yusmeiro Petit (Misfits) allowed 5 runs and struck out 2 in a 3.2-inning loss. Chris Johnson (Rookies) went 0 for 4 with an error. Todd Frazier (Fish) went 0 for 3 with an error.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 103, Fresh Fish 44

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 138 (4,397 total)
Misfits 121 (4,394 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 109
Going Going Gonzo 109
Lawyers, Guns & Money 166
Pitch You Blockhead 126
Rookies 86
Manwaring a Muumuu 107

Friday, September 27, 2013

Playoffs Week 8: Friday's report

In his past 5 starts, Cliff Lee has 54 strikeouts in 39 innings.
STUDS: What a day for top-notch performances from aces! Clayton Kershaw (SSS) singled, scored, got the win and struck out 8 in 6 shutout innings. Lance Lynn (LGM) got the win and struck out 9 in 6 shutout innings. Kris Medlen (PYB) got the win and struck out 7 in 8 shutout innings. A.J. Burnett (Muumuu) allowed 1 run and struck out 6 in an 8-inning win. Cliff Lee (AL) was a hard-luck loser, allowing 1 run and striking out 13 in 8 innings. A.J. Ellis (SSS) hit a 2-run homer and an RBI single and scored twice. Jayson Werth (LGM) hit a 3-run homer, singled and scored twice.

DUDS: Gosh, I don't know. Most of the hitters in the Phillies-Braves game, I guess.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 90, Fresh Fish 32

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 119 (4,378 total)
Misfits 90 (4,363 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 92
Going Going Gonzo 99
Lawyers, Guns & Money 140
Pitch You Blockhead 112
Rookies 73
Manwaring a Muumuu 95

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Playoffs Week 8: Thursday's report

Were you watching this instead of baseball? Probably a good decision.
STUD: Jason Heyward (Rookies, sort of) went 5 for 5 with a homer and 3 doubles. He also scored 2 runs.

DUDS: Pretty much all of us because most of our players are sitting the bench so these "September call-ups" can show what they can do. Which, in most cases, is nothing.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 81, Fresh Fish 9

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 86 (4,345 total)
Misfits 72 (4,345 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 51
Going Going Gonzo 88
Lawyers, Guns & Money 80
Pitch You Blockhead 84
Rookies 47
Manwaring a Muumuu 57

Playoffs Week 8: Wednesday's report

Carlos Gomez should have made the Duds list for acting like a punk.
STUDS: Kyle Lohse (SSS) singled and struck out 5 in a shutout win against the Braves. Ian Kennedy (GGG) scored a run and allowed 2 runs while striking out 7 in a 7-inning win. David DeJesus (GGG) was a triple short of the cycle and drove in 2 runs.

DUDS: Oh, what a day it was for Duds (especially shortstops)! Starlin Castro (SSS) doubled but made 2 errors. Brandon Crawford (AL), Ian Desmond (Muumuu), Jimmy Rollins (LGM), Troy Tulowitzki (Misfits) and Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) each posted an 0-fer and made an error. Reid's Misfits got zeros from Freeman, Asche, McCann, Byrd, Beltran and Eaton on a 6-point day. Thanks to a 7-run outing from Jhoulys Chacin, Rick's Fresh Fish posted a minus-3 for the day. Phillips, Ramirez, Frazier, Montero, Stanton and Jones combined to go 0 for 20. Ludwick and Morrison didn't play.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 67, Fresh Fish 8

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 79 (4,338 total)
Misfits 59 (4,332 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 46
Going Going Gonzo 75
Lawyers, Guns & Money 70
Pitch You Blockhead 73
Rookies 36
Manwaring a Muumuu 53

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Week 26: Tuesday's report

Something tells me a good portion of the nation is about to be introduced
to Gerrit Cole as the Buccos enter the postseason next week.
Spoiler alert: he's pretty good.
STUDS: Hyun-jin Ryu (LGM) shut down the Giants, allowing 1 run and striking out 6 in a 7-inning win and adding a single at the plate. David DeJesus (Gonzo) doubled twice and had 2 RBIs, and it came against hte Yankees, so everyone can be happy about that. Craig Kimbrel (LGM) struck out 3 in a shutout inning to earn a vulture win. Michael Cuddyer (Muumuu) had a single, double, run and 2 RBIs. Pedro Alvarez (LGM) doubled twice and drove in 3 runs. Wade Miley (Arb. Losers) struck out 7 in 6 shutout innings in a no-decision. Jon Niese (Misfits) struck out 6 in 7 innings and singled and scored a run. Gerrit Cole (PYB) continued his torrid run to end the season, striking out 6 and allowing 2 runs in a 6-inning win and adding a 2-run single.

DUDS: The Nationals. Michael Wacha (Test. Braun's bench) came within inches of throwing a no-hitter against them, leading to zeroes for everyone but Ryan Zimmerman and his 65-foot single with 2 outs in the 9th inning. A hearty boo to Mr. Zimmerman for ruining a no-hitter with THAT.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 49, Fresh Fish 11

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 57 (4,316 total)

Misfits 53 (4,326 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 26

Going Going Gonzo 34

Lawyers, Guns & Money 62

Pitch You Blockhead 44

Rookies 22

Manwaring a Muumuu 34

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Week 26: Monday's report

Get this man to a playoff contender!
He can only pitch his best with something on the line.
STUDS: For the second season in a row, Marco Estrada (Test. Braun) is shining brightest late in the season. Last year, pitching for BAWG, Estrada was dominant down the stretch to help his team to the head-to-head title. This year, he got the Braunies off to a hot start in the consolation finals with 6 strikeouts in 7 shutout innings for the win. He added a pair of singles at the plate. Adam Wainwright and Carlos Beltran (Misfits) were the only players on Reid's squad to show up Monday as he tries to hold off Tim for second place in points. Waino struck out 5 and allowed 3 runs in a 7-inning win, also singling at the plate. Beltran had a single and a 2-run homer. Jeff Samardzija (Gonzo), Johnny Cueto (Arb. Losers) and Charlie Morton (Sagebrushers) had strong no-decisions. Aramis Ramirez (Muumuu) had a solo homer and 2 singles.

DUDS: Oh, Rick. Here we get all excited for you to have something to play for, and a single by Brandon Phillips is the only point you get on Monday? Zeroes for Todd Frazier, Giancarlo Stanton and Ryan Ludwick and a bunch of DNPs litter the rest of the Fresh Fish roster. Frazier did it interestingly, though: a double, a run, an error and a caught stealing. Ludwick, batting behind Joey Votto (0 for 0, 5 walks) went 0 for 5 and left an astounding 10 men on base. Reid was snakebitten by Roy Halladay's dangling right arm, as Halladay left after facing 3 batters and took the loss. The injury also means the Misfits won't get a second start out of Doc this week.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 30, Fresh Fish 1

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 30 (4,289 total)

Misfits 19 (4,292 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 15

Going Going Gonzo 20

Lawyers, Guns & Money 11

Pitch You Blockhead 13

Rookies 6

Manwaring a Muumuu 16


Monday, September 23, 2013

Week 26 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

None

Players released

SP Ricky Nolasco

SS Omar Quintanilla

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: No changes.

Arbitration Losers: Bench OF Angel Pagan, SP Mike Leake and 3B Chase Headley; move Martin Prado from 2B to 3B; activate 2B Neil Walker, OF Matt Kemp (from DL), SP Wade Miley and SP Tanner Roarke.

Silver State Sagebrushers: No changes.

Going Going Gonzo: No changes.

Lawyers Guns and Money: No changes.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench OF Shin-soo Choo and SP Dan Haren; activate OF Starling Marte (from DL) and Tim Lincecum.

Rookies: No changes.

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench SP Andrew Cashner; activate SP Mike Minor.

Misfits: No changes.

Fresh Fish: No changes.


The Check Swing, Week 25

Important updates after the final main head-to-head week of the season:

The last time baseball made Tim this happy.
Arbitration Losers win the 2013 head-to-head title with a 216-182 win over Manwaring a Muumuu in the decisive third game of the championship series. Our hat goes off to our former commissioner! From all us Dodgers fans in the league... at least the season wasn't a total waste for you. We kid, we kid.

Pitch You Blockhead has already claimed third place in the head-to-head competition, with Misfits taking fourth.

In the consolation round, Testosteraun Braun completed its undefeated run through the round robin format, knocking off Fresh Fish in Week 25. Fresh Fish's loss dropped them into a second-place tie with Lawyers, Guns & Money, which knocked off Going Going Gonzo. The tiebreaker is determined by points scored during the 5-week consolation round robin, and it's a nailbiter. Fresh Fish scored 159-202-157-137-129 to finish with 784, and LGM scored 170-160-110-166-157 for a total of 763. So the consolation finals, the only head-to-head matchup this week, will be a rematch of Week 25: Testosteraun Braun vs. Fresh Fish.

One week to go here in FBLG Land. This week's theme is "What do teams have left to play for?"

1. Manwaring a Muumuu (4,478 points): The Muumuu Cruu couldn't get enough from its offense in the decisive final game against the Arbitration Losers, but will happily settle for the points title and a runner-up finish in the championship series. Muumuu's outfield, a surprising strength for much of the year, compiled just 16 points in Week 25. What do they have to play for? A big week for Michael Cuddyer could give him 300 points for the year, and big weeks for Ian Desmond and Wilson Ramos could give Muumuu the points title at shortstop and catcher.

2. Misfits (4,273 points): From the too-little, too-late department: Reid's team steamrolled to a 205 last week after having already lost the 3rd-place matchup to PYB. Old-timers Chase Utley and Adam Wainwright came up big for the Misfits, as did kids Yusmiero Petit and Adam Eaton. What do they have to play for? Reid's bunch hold just a 14-point lead over Tim's gang for second place in the points race. A big week could ease some of the sting of finishing fourth in the head-to head.

3. Arbitration Losers (4,259 points): Tim is currently writing a lovely thank-you card to the Phillies clubhouse after Cliff Lee's 46-point week last week. He has also erected a small-but-tasteful shrine to the middle of the Cardinals lineup after Matts Holliday and Adams combined for 53 points. A big huge week at the best possible time for our former commish. What do they have to play for? Head-to-head title in hand, Tim is looking for another big week to overtake Reid for second place in the points race. 

4. Testosteraun Braun (4,147 points): Despite bupkis from his catcher and meh from his outfield, Bill continued his Reign of Consolation Terror behind 85 points from his infield and 73 from his starting pitchers. NL MVP candidate Paul Goldschmidt posted a 32-point week to lead the way. What do they have to play for? Bill appears solidly in 4th place, though he could be caught from behind by Matt if the planets align. So this week his focus is purely on beating Rick again to capture the consolation title.

5. Lawyers, Guns & Money (4,068 points): Matt gave it his best shot but fell just short of the consolation finals in his first year in the league. A pretty damn nice effort, and his team looks like a perennial FBLG contender. Lance Lynn and Jimmy Rollins - yeah, we're surprised too - led Matt past Jon last week. What do they have to play for? A huge week coupled with a collapse by Test. Braun could leave Matt in fourth place. With 435 points, Andrew McCutchen is 2 points away from being the highest-scoring outfielder in the league, and big weeks from Pedro Alvarez and Yadier Molina could leave Matt as the positional scoring leader at third base, catcher and closer.

6. Pitch You Blockhead (3,991 points): Scott's pitching waited too long to help him contend for the points title, but woke up in time to throw a scare into Manwaring a Muumuu before dispatching the Misfits to claim third place. Matt Carpenter's big week wasn't enough last week, but his season has been phenomenal. Also, Muumuu castoff Denard Span outscored Muumuu's entire outfield last week, just to add insult to injury. What do they have to play for? Scott has the second base points title locked up, but his outfield and Pablo Sandoval will be playing to wrap up those titles this week.

7. Going Going Gonzo (3,753 points): Another big week from Jay Bruce wasn't quite enough as Gonzo fell to LGM in the consolation round. Injuries to Jean Segura, Nolan Arenado and Wilin Rosario didn't exactly help, nor did Ian Kennedy pitching like he was still in Arizona. Gonzo did play a pretty huge role in the FBLG finals this year, though, as three key contributors on Arbitration Losers (Jose Fernandez, Martin Prado) and Muumuu (AJ Burnett) were stolen off Jon's bench. What do they have to play for? Bruce is the leading scorer among outfielders, and needs to hold off McCutchen and Hunter Pence to remain atop the leaderboard.

8. Rookies (3,734 points): Welcome back, Carlos Gomez! Gomez's 21-point week helped the Rookies outfield to a combined 53 in the win against the Sagebrushers. Also, Henry got an inexplicable 21 from Zach Cozart. On behalf of Joey Votto, the commissioners would like to thank Cozart for not ever hitting well when he spent the first 100 games batting in front of Votto in the Reds lineup. What do they have to play for? A big week for Gomez and a decent week for Alfonso Soriano could give the Rookies two outfielders with 400+ points.

9. Fresh Fish (3,604 points): All hail last year's champions! Left for dead by the side of the road months ago, Rick's team got (mostly) healthy and did just enough in the consolation round to earn a shot at the title. Injuries to (deep breath) Hanley Ramirez, Miguel Montero, Giancarlo Stanton, Cody Ross, Ryan Howard, Matt Cain, Ryan Vogelsong, Zach Greinke and others meant the Fish never really had a shot at the points title, but we're glad to see him still with a shot to win something. What do they have to play for? Duh. I just said it. A consolation title. This week's rematch with Testosteraun Braun is the only game in town.

10. Silver State Sagebrushers (3,481 points): The end can't come fast enough for the Sagebrushers, who have been playing out the string since about June. Hey, just like the Astros! David Wright came back from injury this week and popped a couple of homers, and Clayton Kershaw pitched like himself again. Charlie Morton has been a nice surprise in a pretty good SSS rotation this year. What do they have to play for? Ummm.... Kershaw has a pretty decent shot at getting to 500 points, so that's something.

Playoffs Week 7: Sunday's report

Julio Teheran may or may not be in this picture. We're not really sure.
STUDS: The doubleheader between the Marlins and Nationals was good for a few players: Ryan Zimmerman (Test. Braun) homered and drove in 3 runs on the day; Christian Yelich (PYB) homered and doubled twice; Denard Span (PYB) had 2 hits and drove in 3 runs; Giancarlo Stanton (Fish) homered, doubled and drove in 3 runs. Elsewhere, Andrelton Simmons (Test. Braun) had 2 homers and 3 RBIs. Freddie Freeman (Misfits) had a homer, 2 singles and 2 RBIs. Jay Bruce (Gonzo) doubled and drove in 4 runs. Norichika Aoki (Gonzo) had a double, a single, an RBI and scored 3 runs. Ace closers Craig Kimbrel (LGM) and Kenley Jansen (Muumuu) had 3-strikeout saves. Gerardo Parra (Arb. Loser) had a double, 2 singles, 2 runs and 2 RBIs. Julio Teheran (Test. Braun) was the day's pitching star, allowing 1 run and striking out 7 in a 6-inning win as the Braves clinched the NL East.

DUDS: Ryan Hanigan (Test. Braun) and Garrett Jones (Fish) completed no-point weeks despite playing nearly every day. Starlin Castro (SSS) had an RBI and an error. Will Venable (Muumuu) had a stolen base and an error.

Finals scores

Arbitration Losers 215, Manwaring a Muumuu 182 (Arbitration Losers win title 2-1)

Third-place series scores

Misfits 207, Pitch You Blockhead 166 (PYB wins series 2-1)

Consolation scores

Lawyers, Guns & Money 157, Going Going Gonzo 146
Rookies 154, Silver State Sagebrusher 107
Testosteraun Braun 181, Fresh Fish 129

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Playoffs Week 7: Saturday's report

It's been a good week to be an ace, and Kershaw didn't want to miss the party.
STUDS: Matt Adams (homer, 2 RBIs, 2 runs) and Gerardo Parra (2 doubles, single, 2 runs) helped the Arbitration Losers extend their lead to 51 going into the last day of the championship series. Barring a miracle, it's looking like Tim is taking home the title this year. A.J. Burnett (Muumuu) did all he could, striking out 12 and allowing 2 earned runs in a 7-inning win. Clayton Kershaw (SSS) struck out 10 in 7 shutout innings and added a single and a run. Matt Garza (Gonzo) and Lance Lynn (LGM) both put up 17-point starts.

DUDS: Joey Votto (Muumuu) continued his up and down season, singling and making an error when his team needed him most. Muumuu finished with 2 combined offensive points on the day. Ryan Vogelsong (Fish) allowed 5 earned runs and struck out 1 in a 5-inning loss.

Finals scores

Arbitration Losers 193, Manwaring a Muumuu 142 (series tied at 1)

Third-place series scores

Misfits 168, Pitch You Blockhead 130 (PYB has already won series 2-0)

Consolation scores

Lawyers, Guns & Money 137, Going Going Gonzo 121
Rookies 118, Silver State Sagebrushers1 05
Testosteraun Braun 132, Fresh Fish 93