Saturday, May 25, 2013

Week 8: Saturday's report

Mike Minor was worth 28 points today, but he was
on Manwaring a Muumuu's bench. Twenty-eight
points is 4 more than Muumuu has gotten from
Mat Latos, Matt Harvey, Shelby Miller and Huston
Street combined this week.
STUDS: Mike Minor (Manwaring a Muumuu, bench) singled, hit a 2-run homer, struck out 10 and didn't allow a run in a 7.1-inning victory. Adrian Gonzalez (Going Going Gonzo). singled, doubled, homered and drove in 3 runs. Homer Bailey (Fresh Fish) got the win and struck out 8 while allowing 2 runs in 6 innings. Carlos Gomez (Rookies) hit 2 solo homers. Carlos Gonzalez (Pitch You Blockhead) had a 2-run homer, 2 singles and a stolen base. Everth Cabrera (Rookies) stole a base, singled, doubled, homered, drove in 4 runs and scored twice.

DUDS: Ryan Howard (Fresh Fish) went 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts. Jonathan Lucroy (Arbitration Losers) went 0 for 3 with an error. Aramis Ramirez (Manwaring a Muumuu) went 0 for 3 and made an error. Rafael Betancourt (Rookies) took the loss and allowed 2 runs in 0.1 inning. Wade Miley (Arbitration Losers) allowed 7 runs and took the loss while striking out 1 in 3.2 innings.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 144, Fresh Fish 122
Testosteraun Braun 138, Rookies 132
Pitch You Blockhead 119, Silver State Sagebrushers 81
Misfits 149, Going Going Gonzo 102
Manwaring a Muumuu 150, Lawyers, Guns & Money 150

Friday, May 24, 2013

Week 8: Friday's report

Welcome to the Cardinals offense, David Freese.
STUDS: Michael Cuddyer (Manwaring a Muumuu) homered, doubled, drove in 3 runs and scored twice. Lance Lynn (Lawyers, Guns & Money) got the win and struck out 9 in 6 shutout innings. Allen Craig (Arbitration Losers) homered, doubled and drove in 3 runs. David Freese (Rookies) also homered, doubled and drove in 3 runs.

DUDS: Gerardo Parra (Arbitration Losers) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing for the 7th time this year. Led by Adrian Gonzalez (Going Going Gonzo), who committed an error, Dodgers hitters owned in FBLG combined for minus-2 points. Jimmy Rollins (Lawyers, Guns & Money) singled and committed an error.

NOTES: Friday's Mets-Braves game was suspended and will resume before Saturday's game.

TRANSACTIONS: Misfits place 2B Chase Utley on the disabled list, acquire free agent D.J. LeMahieu and put LeMahieu in Utley's spot in the lineup. Manwaring a Muumuu activates OF Michael Cuddyer from the disabled list and puts him in the lineup in place of Denard Span, who moves to the vacant bench position.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 117, Fresh Fish 84
Testosteraun Braun 109, Rookies 95
Pitch You Blockhead 75, Silver State Sagebrushers 67
Misfits 123, Going Going Gonzo 88
Manwaring a Muumuu 132, Lawyers, Guns & Money 128

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Week 8: Thursday's report

Because no one wants to see a photo of Garrett Jones.
It's a special, one-game-only edition. We hope you like Pirates and Cubs!

STUDS: Andrew McCutchen (Lawyers, Guns & Money) went 3 for 4 with 2 RBIs, 1 run and 2 steals. Jason Grilli (Going Going Gonzo) struck out 2 in 1 shutout inning and earned his 19th save.

DUDS: Garrett Jones (Fresh Fish) went 0 for 4 with 2 strikeouts and committed an error. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) went 1 for 4 but committed his 4th error of the season.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 98, Fresh Fish 66
Testosteraun Braun 91, Rookies 64
Silver State Sagebrushers 65, Pitch You Blockhead 53
Misfits 101, Going Going Gonzo 74
Manwaring a Muumuu 109, Lawyers, Guns & Money 102

Week 8: Wednesday's report

It's the all-Cubs edition of Duds on the
FBLG blog today.
STUDS: Cliff Lee (Arbitration Losers) singled twice and struck out 5 in a complete-game shutout. Francisco Liriano (Misfits) earned the win and struck out 9 in 7 scoreless innings. Carlos Gonzalez (Pitch You Blockhead) homered, tripled scored 2 runs and drove in 2.

DUDS: Starlin Castro (Silver State Sagebrushers) went 0 for 4 and made his 7th error. Anthony Rizzo (Testosteraun Braun, bench) and Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) each went 0 for 4 with 3 strikeouts.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 98, Fresh Fish 68
Testosteraun Braun 91, Rookies 65
Silver State Sagebrushers 63, Pitch You Blockhead 48
Misfits 101, Going Going Gonzo 68
Manwaring a Muumuu 109, Lawyers, Guns & Money 94

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Week 8: Tuesday's report

It was a short night for Zack Greinke.

STUDS: Craig Kimbrel (Lawyers, Guns & Money) struck out 1 in a scoreless inning and picked up the vulture win. Adam Wainwright (Misfits) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 7.1-inning victory. Ryan Howard (Fresh Fish) had 3 singles, drove in 3 and scored 2 runs.

DUDS: David Wright (Silver State Sagebrushers) went 0 for 4 and committed an error. Adeiny Hechavarria (Fresh Fish) also went 0 for 4 and committed an error. Zack Greinke (Fresh Fish) singled twice and drove in a run, but he allowed 5 runs and struck out 1 in a 4-inning loss.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 51, Fresh Fish 44
Testosteraun Braun 57, Rookies 44
Silver State Sagebrushers 45, Pitch You Blockhead 31
Misfits 66, Going Going Gonzo 44
Lawyers, Guns & Money 67, Manwaring a Muumuu 62

Monday, May 20, 2013

Week 8: Monday's report

After Brandon Belt got 4 hits Monday, will
manager Bruce Bochy finally have some
confidence in the kid? He probably yearns for
the days of Aubrey Huff.

STUDS: Brandon Belt (Silver State Sagebrushers) hit a solo homer, singled 3 times and scored 4 runs. Clayton Kershaw (Silver State Sagebrushers) singled and struck out 5 while allowing 1 run in a complete-game win. Patrick Corbin (Lawyers, Guns & Money) struck out 10 and allowed 1 run in a complete-game victory. Julio Teheran (Testosteraun Braun) singled and struck out 4 while allowing 1 run in an 8.1-inning win.

DUDS: Martin Prado (Going Going Gonzo) singled and committed an error. Chase Utley (Misfits) was 0 for 2 and was caught stealing.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 34, Fresh Fish 10
Testosteraun Braun 38, Rookies 15
Silver State Sagebrushers 44, Pitch You Blockhead 12
Going Going Gonzo 10, Misfits 9
Lawyers, Guns & Money 36, Manwaring a Muumuu 24

Week 8 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

Lawyers, Guns and Money sign 2B Mark Ellis (May move #3).

Misfits sign SP Scott Feldman (May move #2).

Players released

SP Carlos Villanueva

1B Ike Davis

OF A.J. Pollock

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: No changes.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Tony Cingrani and OF Angel Pagan; activate SP Johnny Cueto (from DL) and Gerardo Parra.

Silver State Sagebrushers: No changes.

Going Going Gonzo: No changes.

Lawyers Guns and Money: Bench 2B Danny Espinosa; activate 2B Mark Ellis.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Dan Haren; activate SP Tim Lincecum.

Rookies: Bench SS Zach Cozart and SP Paul Maholm; activate SS Everth Cabrera, SP Stephen Strasburg and OF Jason Heyward (from DL).

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench SP Mike Minor; activate SP Wandy Rodriguez.

Misfits: Bench SP Kyle Kendrick; place SP Jaime Garcia on the DL; activate SP Scott Feldman and SP Jon Niese.

Fresh Fish: Bench SP Jhoulys Chacin and OF Justin Ruggiano; move OF Cameron Maybin to DL; activate SP Zach Greinke (from DL) and OF Cody Ross.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Check Swing: Week 7


1. Manwaring a Muumuu (1,254 points, 5-2): The Muumuu crew retains the top spot in the overall rankings despite a 3-point loss to Going Going Gonzo. Muumuu's other loss was a 1-point defeat to the Fresh Fish, so this team could easily be 7-0 with a couple of breaks. Michael Cuddyer and Aaron Hill are due to return soon, which will further strengthen the lineup. But what's going on at closer?

2. Testosteraun Braun (1,183 points, 5-2): Paul Goldschmidt and Daniel Murphy combined for 59 points at the Sluggin' Steroids maintained their stranglehold on second place. Not bad considering they got a week of minus-1 from ace Madison Bumgarner. There are concerns, as well: Is Placido Polanco the answer at third? How much is Evan Gattis going to play with Brian McCann in the lineup?

3. Going Going Gonzo (1,161 points, 3-4): Gonzo cracked the 200-point mark for the week despite poor results from Adrian Gonzalez, Martin Prado, B.J. Upton and Nolan Arenado. Big weeks from Jean Segura and Norichika Aoki were enough to vault the team from a tie for fifth into third place. Jason Grilli shows no sign of slowing down; he's now 17 for 17 in save chances.

4. Misfits (1,152 points, 3-4): Strong performances from Troy Tulowitzki, Jon Jay, Freddie Freeman and Francisco Liriano weren't enough to keep the Misfits from falling a spot in the rankings. The Phillies have been struggling, and that has hurt this Philly-heavy lineup. Also, Jaime Garcia has followed Roy Halladay to the disabled list.

Going Going Gonzo marched into third place this week.
5. Pitch You Blockhead (1,140 points, 5-2): Carlos Gonzalez's 33-point week was the key to victory for PYB, but Travis Wood's 31 points in 2 starts were pretty big, too. On the other hand, Nick Hundley has hit the skids since his hot start, and Starling Marte is starting to look human. Also, when is Cole Hamels going to start pitching like an ace?

6. Arbitration Losers (1,137 points, 3-4): Sluggish weeks from several key performers caused a drop of two places in the standings. Matt Kemp is still showing no signs of power, and Jonathan Lucroy has been disappointing. Johnny Cueto's return will bolster the rotation, which got two lackluster efforts from Wade Miley this week.

7. Lawyers, Guns & Money (1,058 points, 5-2): Andrew McCutchen has gotten hot for the Zevon crew, which has won plenty of low-scoring duels this season. There still are problem spots in the lineup, though. Yuniesky Betancourt has filled Ike Davis' spot by scoring 11 points in 2 weeks. Danny Espinosa is struggling to hit his weight at second base, and Marcell Ozuna isn't providing much in the outfield.

8. Silver State Sagebrushers (1,043 points, 2-5): Andre Ethier and Rickie Weeks have been the weak spots in an otherwise strong offense, and the pitching staff has problems. Kyle Lohse and Jorge De La Rosa were hit hard in 3 combined starts this week, and Chad Billingsley and J.J. Putz are injured and not due back anytime soon.

9. Rookies (1,018 points, 2-5): Long-awaited contributions from Adam LaRoche and David Freese helped the Rookies climb out of last place. Jason Heyward's return from the disabled list should strengthen the lineup, but Yovani Gallardo has to start pitching better for this team to make a run.

10. Fresh Fish (977 points, 2-5): The woes continue for the Fish, as injury concerns have been raised about Ryan Howard. Miguel Montero, Justin Ruggiano, Garrett Jones, Todd Frazier and Howard each scored in the single digits this week. Jhoulys Chacin and Barry Zito combined to post a zero in 3 starts. On the bright side, Homer Bailey scored 32 of the team's 106 points for the week.

Week 7: Sunday's report

Brian McCann was 3 for 3 on steal attempts last year.
He's now 0 for 1 this season.

STUDS: Ricky Nolasco (Arbitration Losers) struck out 11 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning victory. Yonder Alonso (Pitch You Blockhead) homered, doubled, singled, drove in 2 runs and scored 3 times.

DUDS: Aroldis Chapman (Arbitration Losers) allowed 2 solo homers and took the loss in 0.1 inning. Cliff Lee (Arbitration Losers) was caught stealing as a pinch-runner. Martin Prado (Going Going Gonzo) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing. Brian McCann (Misfits) was 0 for 2 with 2 strikeouts and was caught stealing. Domonic Brown (Manwaring a Muumuu) went 0 for 4, stole a base and committed an error.

Final head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 153, Fresh Fish 106
Testosteraun Braun 171, Misfits 147
Pitch You Blockhead 185, Manwaring a Muumuu 182
Going Going Gonzo 206, Rookies 152
Lawyers, Guns & Money 160, Arbitration Losers 151