Week 8: Friday's report

Welcome to the Cardinals offense, David Freese.

STUDS: Michael Cuddyer (Manwaring a Muumuu) homered, doubled, drove in 3 runs and scored twice. Lance Lynn (Lawyers, Guns & Money) got the win and struck out 9 in 6 shutout innings. Allen Craig (Arbitration Losers) homered, doubled and drove in 3 runs. David Freese (Rookies) also homered, doubled and drove in 3 runs.

DUDS: Gerardo Parra (Arbitration Losers) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing for the 7th time this year. Led by Adrian Gonzalez (Going Going Gonzo), who committed an error, Dodgers hitters owned in FBLG combined for minus-2 points. Jimmy Rollins (Lawyers, Guns & Money) singled and committed an error.

NOTES: Friday's Mets-Braves game was suspended and will resume before Saturday's game.

TRANSACTIONS: Misfits place 2B Chase Utley on the disabled list, acquire free agent D.J. LeMahieu and put LeMahieu in Utley's spot in the lineup. Manwaring a Muumuu activates OF Michael Cuddyer from the disabled list and puts him in the lineup in place of Denard Span, who moves to the vacant bench position.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 117, Fresh Fish 84
Testosteraun Braun 109, Rookies 95
Pitch You Blockhead 75, Silver State Sagebrushers 67
Misfits 123, Going Going Gonzo 88
Manwaring a Muumuu 132, Lawyers, Guns & Money 128