Week 8: Thursday's report

Because no one wants to see a photo of Garrett Jones.

It's a special, one-game-only edition. We hope you like Pirates and Cubs!

STUDS: Andrew McCutchen (Lawyers, Guns & Money) went 3 for 4 with 2 RBIs, 1 run and 2 steals. Jason Grilli (Going Going Gonzo) struck out 2 in 1 shutout inning and earned his 19th save.

DUDS: Garrett Jones (Fresh Fish) went 0 for 4 with 2 strikeouts and committed an error. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) went 1 for 4 but committed his 4th error of the season.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 98, Fresh Fish 66
Testosteraun Braun 91, Rookies 64
Silver State Sagebrushers 65, Pitch You Blockhead 53
Misfits 101, Going Going Gonzo 74
Manwaring a Muumuu 109, Lawyers, Guns & Money 102