Saturday, June 22, 2013

Week 12: Saturday's report

With a weekly total of minus-1, Starlin Castro has somehow
been worth less in FBLG than Tyler Colvin, who has posted
nothing but zeroes.
STUDS: Jay Bruce (Gonzo) hit a 2-run homer and a solo homer. Ryan Howard (Fish) had a 2-run single and a pair of solo homers. Zack Greinke (Fish) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning win. Francisco Liriano (Misfits) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 6.2-inning win.

DUDS: Look no further than the Arizona-Cincy matchup for dueling bullpen imposions and a shortstop's Starlin Castro impression. Aroldis Chapman (Arbitration) allowed 2 runs and took the loss without getting an out. Taco Bell (SSS) also allowed 2 runs without getting an out, and he even failed to get the vulture win. Didi Gregorius (PYB) went 0 for 3 with an error.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 126, Silver State Sagebrushers 105
Fresh Fish 167, Manwaring a Muumuu 139
Testosteraun Braun 148, Pitch You Blockhead 128
Misfits 134, Arbitration Losers 129
Lawyers, Guns & Money 180, Going Going Gonzo 132

Friday, June 21, 2013

Week 12: Friday's report

Nice Wal-Mart haircut, kid.
STUDS: Matt Garza (Gonzo) allowed 1 run while striking out 8 in an 8-inning win. Paul Goldschmidt (Braun) homered twice, singled, drove in 3 and scored twice. Logan Morrison (PYB) homered, tripled, drove in 2 and scored twice. Joey Votto (Muumuu) homered, doubled, singled and drove in 2.

DUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) singled and made an error. Johnny Cueto (Arbitration) singled and scored, but he also took the loss and allowed 7 runs while striking out 3 in 4.1 innings. Starlin Castro (SSS) doubled, committed an error and was caught stealing. Brandon League (Fish) committed an error in a scoreless inning. Brandon Phillips (Fish) drove in a run and made an error.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 117, Silver State Sagebrushers 96
Manwaring a Muumuu 122, Fresh Fish 118
Testosteraun Braun 130, Pitch You Blockhead 110
Arbitration Losers 108, Misfits 104
Lawyers, Guns & Money 147, Going Going Gonzo 108

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Week 12: Thursday's report

Chris Johnson made 3 errors for the Braves. Good thing the
Rookies had him on the bench this week.
STUDS: Adam LaRoche (Rookies) tripled, singled twice, scored a run and drove in 2. Jordan Zimmermann (Braun) drove in a run, got the win and struck out 9 while allowing 1 unearned run in 8 innings. Lance Lynn (LGM) improved to 10-1 while allowing 1 run and striking out 6 in 6 innings. Pedro Alvarez (LGM) homered, doubled, singled, drove in 5 — and committed an error, of course.

DUDS: Hunter Pence (Braun) went 0 for 4 with an error. Jayson Werth (LGM) went 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 105, Silver State Sagebrushers 88
Fresh Fish 102, Manwaring a Muumuu 101
Testosteraun Braun 107, Pitch You Blockhead 81
Misfits 91, Arbitration Losers 88
Lawyers, Guns & Money 124, Going Going Gonzo 66

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Week 12: Wednesday's report

The two guys in the middle are excited about combining
for 27 FBLG points in a doubleheader — and not getting hurt.
STUDS: A doubleheader led to a big day for a pair of Dodgers. Hanley Ramirez (Fish) had a homer, a double, 4 singles, 3 runs and 4 RBIs. Yasiel Puig (LGM) had a homer, a double, 2 singles, 1 RBI, 4 runs and a steal. Madison Bumgarner (Braun) struck out 8 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. Kris Medlen (PYB) stole a base and struck out 7 while allowing 1 earned run in a 7-inning win. Gio Gonzalez (Rookies) allowed 2 runs and struck out 11 in 7 innings.

DUDS: Nolan Arenado (Gonzo) went 0 for 3 with an error. Jimmy Rollins (LGM) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing. D.J. LeMahieu (Misfits) went 0 for 5 with an error.

TRANSACTION: Testosteraun Braun places C Evan Gattis on the DL and acquires Welington Castillo to replace him in the lineup.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 69, Silver State Sagebrushers 69
Manwaring a Muumuu 87, Fresh Fish 83
Testosteraun Braun 79, Pitch You Blockhead 64
Misfits 79, Arbitration Losers 71
Lawyers, Guns & Money 85, Going Going Gonzo 57

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Week 12: Tuesday's report

Michael Young had 3 doubles, but Ryan Howard
actually hit a triple.
STUDS: Matt Harvey (Muumuu) allowed 3 earned runs and struck out 13 in a 7-inning win. Cliff Lee (Arbitration) singled and allowed 2 earned runs while striking out 9 in an 8-inning win. Jeff Samardzija (Gonzo) allowed 2 earned runs and struck out 6 in an 8.1-inning win. Marlon Byrd (Misfits) played both games of a doubleheader and had a steal, 2 doubles, 3 singles, 1 RBI and 2 runs. Michael Young (Misfits) had 3 doubles, 2 runs and an RBI.

DUDS: Jonathan Lucroy (Arbitration) went 0 for 4 with an error. Nolan Arenado (Gonzo) went 1 for 4 with an error. Freddie Freeman (Misfits) played both games of a doubleheader and went 0 for 5 with 4 walks and an error.

NOTES: The Dodgers-Yankees game was rained out and will be made up Wednesday as part of a doubleheader.

Head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 40, Rookies 39
Manwaring a Muumuu 69, Fresh Fish 61
Testosteraun Braun 39, Pitch You Blockhead 36
Arbitration Losers 61, Misfits 54
Lawyers, Guns & Money 53, Going Going Gonzo 36

Week 12: Monday's report

Freddie Freeman ruined a gem being pitched by Dillon Gee.
STUDS: Giancarlo Stanton (Fish) hit a 2-run homer and a solo homer. Freddie Freeman (Misfits) hit a game-winning 2-run homer, doubled and singled. Shelby Miller (Muumuu) struck out 5 in 5 shutout innings and got the win.

DUDS: Neil Walker (Losers) went 0 for 3 with an error. Heath Bell (Sagebrushers) struck out 1 in 1 inning but allowed a solo homer and took the loss. Anthony Rizzo (LGM) and Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) each went 0 for 4 with an error.

Head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 18, Rookies 6
Fresh Fish 39, Manwaring a Muumuu 31
Pitch You Blockhead 26, Testosteraun Braun 16
Arbitration Losers 33, Misfits 25
Lawyers, Guns & Money 39, Going Going Gonzo 6

Monday, June 17, 2013

Week 12 Transactions and Lineups


Players acquired

None

Players released

C Wellington Castillo

SP Tyler Chatwood

Lineup changes

Testosteraun Braun: Place OF Ryan Braun on the DL.

Arbitration Losers: Bench SP Wade Miley; activate SP Johnny Cueto.

Silver State Sagebrushers: Activate SP Charlie Morton and C A.J. Ellis from the DL.

Going Going Gonzo: No changes.

Lawyers Guns and Money: No changes.

Pitch You Blockhead: Bench SP Michael Wacha; activate SP Dan Haren.

Rookies: No changes.

Manwaring a Muumuu: Bench OF Denard Span; activate OF Tyler Colvin.

Misfits: No changes.

Fresh Fish: No changes.

The Check Swing: Week 11

1. Manwaring a Muumuu (2,049 points, 8-3): Don't plan the parade. The wheels came off for the Muumuu crew this week, and the lineup suddenly doesn't look so great. Domonic Brown has cooled off, Denard Span is struggling to get the ball out of the infield and Aramis Ramirez doesn't look like anything special. The Muumuu crew will look for a bounceback against Fresh Fish in Week 12.

2. Arbitration Losers (1,866 points, 6-5): The Losers were the only team to move up in the rankings, advancing to No. 2 by steamrolling the Muumuu. The starting pitching looks strong, and the return of Johnny Cueto — again — should keep this team charging toward the No. 1 spot. Plus, Angel Pagan and Matt Kemp should return soon. Look out.

Arbitration Losers got crazy with the Cheez Whiz this week.
3. Misfits (1,856 points, 7-4): First, it was Jaime Garcia and Bryce Harper. Now, it's Chase Utley and Troy Tulowitzki. Injuries are holding back the potential of the Misfits, but Reid has done a great job of plugging the gaps in the rotation with free-agent pickups Francisco Liriano and Scott Feldman. It remains to be see whether D.J. LeMahieu and Freddy Galvis can do the same in the lineup.

4. Testosteraun Braun (1,846 points, 7-4): Evan Gattis has only two hits this month, but at least they're both homers. Ryan Braun is hurt. Sergio Romo posted a week of minus-3 points. Daniel Murphy and Andrelton Simmons are slumping and making errors. Will things turn around in time for the Braunies to make a charge?

5. Going Going Gonzo (1,808 points, 5-6): B.J. Upton has awakened, Jay Bruce is putting up points in chunks and Jason Grilli's domination continues. The rotation looks strong, even with A.J. Burnett injured, but Jon might lose the services of the suspended Ian Kennedy. A little consistency from Trevor Cahill and Dan Uggla would be nice, too.

6. Pitch You Blockhead (1,761 points, 8-3): PYB might be almost 200 points out of the lead in the rankings, but the team is tied for the top spot in the standings with an 8-3 record. Injuries to Pablo Sandoval, Starling Marte and Yonder Alonso have hurt, and Darwin Barney and Logan Morrison haven't chipped in to help. Ace Cole Hamels has been disappointing with his 2-10 record.

7. Lawyers, Guns & Money (1,752 points, 6-5): Remember when the left side of Matt's infield was Ike Davis and Danny Espinosa? He's done a great job of rebuilding quickly and now has Anthony Rizzo and Anthony Rendon manning those positions. With a strong rotation, Yadier Molina at catcher and Andrew McCutchen and Yasiel Puig in the outfield, this team is poised to make a run.

8. Rookies (1,688 points, 3-8): Carlos Gomez looks like an MVP candidate, and Zack Cozart has gotten hot for Henry's team. The bad news is that Stephen Strasburg has missed time, Rafael Betancourt is hurt, and Everth Cabrera might be headed to the disabled list. Also, what happened to Paul Maholm after his blazing hot start?

9. Silver State Sagebrushers (1,561 points, 3-8): Clayton Kershaw and Andre Ethier were the leading scorers for Brian's team this week. If your leading scorers are Dodgers, you're probably not having a good week. Moving forward, when is Starlin Castro going to look like a good major leaguer again? And what ever happened to that Justin Upton guy?

10. Fresh Fish (1,514 points, 2-9): Rick's disabled list is down to 4 players, which might be a season low. The rotation looks fine, with Matt Cain, Zack Greinke and Homer Bailey. If only Hanley Ramirez could stay on the field, Todd Frazier could show some consistency and Garrett Jones could return to his form of 2012. And who's going to close now that Brandon League has lost his job?

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Week 11: Sunday's report

No hitters managed to make today's Studs list.
STUDS: Julio Teheran (Braun) struck out 8 and didn't allow a run in a 6-inning win. Ricky Nolasco (Losers) allowed 1 run and struck out 4 in a 7-inning win.

DUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) went 0 for 3 with an error. Gerardo Parra (Losers) went 0 for 3 and was caught stealing. Rickie Weeks (Sagebrushers) singled but committed an error.

TRANSACTION: Arbitration Losers placed OF David DeJesus on the DL and acquired Nate Schierholtz to go in his place.

Final head-to-head scores

Misfits 148, Silver State Sagebrushers 147
Arbitration Losers 200, Manwaring a Muumuu 132
Pitch You Blockhead 151, Fresh Fish 147
Rookies 170, Lawyers, Guns & Money 167
Going Going Gonzo 181, Testosteraun Braun 158