Week 12: Saturday's report

With a weekly total of minus-1, Starlin Castro has somehow
been worth less in FBLG than Tyler Colvin, who has posted
nothing but zeroes.

STUDS: Jay Bruce (Gonzo) hit a 2-run homer and a solo homer. Ryan Howard (Fish) had a 2-run single and a pair of solo homers. Zack Greinke (Fish) struck out 8 and allowed 1 run in an 8-inning win. Francisco Liriano (Misfits) struck out 6 and allowed 1 run in a 6.2-inning win.

DUDS: Look no further than the Arizona-Cincy matchup for dueling bullpen imposions and a shortstop's Starlin Castro impression. Aroldis Chapman (Arbitration) allowed 2 runs and took the loss without getting an out. Taco Bell (SSS) also allowed 2 runs without getting an out, and he even failed to get the vulture win. Didi Gregorius (PYB) went 0 for 3 with an error.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 126, Silver State Sagebrushers 105
Fresh Fish 167, Manwaring a Muumuu 139
Testosteraun Braun 148, Pitch You Blockhead 128
Misfits 134, Arbitration Losers 129
Lawyers, Guns & Money 180, Going Going Gonzo 132