Week 12: Friday's report

Nice Wal-Mart haircut, kid.

STUDS: Matt Garza (Gonzo) allowed 1 run while striking out 8 in an 8-inning win. Paul Goldschmidt (Braun) homered twice, singled, drove in 3 and scored twice. Logan Morrison (PYB) homered, tripled, drove in 2 and scored twice. Joey Votto (Muumuu) homered, doubled, singled and drove in 2.

DUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) singled and made an error. Johnny Cueto (Arbitration) singled and scored, but he also took the loss and allowed 7 runs while striking out 3 in 4.1 innings. Starlin Castro (SSS) doubled, committed an error and was caught stealing. Brandon League (Fish) committed an error in a scoreless inning. Brandon Phillips (Fish) drove in a run and made an error.

Head-to-head scores

Rookies 117, Silver State Sagebrushers 96
Manwaring a Muumuu 122, Fresh Fish 118
Testosteraun Braun 130, Pitch You Blockhead 110
Arbitration Losers 108, Misfits 104
Lawyers, Guns & Money 147, Going Going Gonzo 108