Week 26: Tuesday's report

Something tells me a good portion of the nation is about to be introduced
to Gerrit Cole as the Buccos enter the postseason next week.
Spoiler alert: he's pretty good.

STUDS: Hyun-jin Ryu (LGM) shut down the Giants, allowing 1 run and striking out 6 in a 7-inning win and adding a single at the plate. David DeJesus (Gonzo) doubled twice and had 2 RBIs, and it came against hte Yankees, so everyone can be happy about that. Craig Kimbrel (LGM) struck out 3 in a shutout inning to earn a vulture win. Michael Cuddyer (Muumuu) had a single, double, run and 2 RBIs. Pedro Alvarez (LGM) doubled twice and drove in 3 runs. Wade Miley (Arb. Losers) struck out 7 in 6 shutout innings in a no-decision. Jon Niese (Misfits) struck out 6 in 7 innings and singled and scored a run. Gerrit Cole (PYB) continued his torrid run to end the season, striking out 6 and allowing 2 runs in a 6-inning win and adding a 2-run single.

DUDS: The Nationals. Michael Wacha (Test. Braun's bench) came within inches of throwing a no-hitter against them, leading to zeroes for everyone but Ryan Zimmerman and his 65-foot single with 2 outs in the 9th inning. A hearty boo to Mr. Zimmerman for ruining a no-hitter with THAT.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 49, Fresh Fish 11

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 57 (4,316 total)

Misfits 53 (4,326 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 26

Going Going Gonzo 34

Lawyers, Guns & Money 62

Pitch You Blockhead 44

Rookies 22

Manwaring a Muumuu 34