Week 14: Saturday's report

Gah! I should have run a photo of
Miley Cyrus instead.

STUDS: Madison Bumgarner (Braun) drove in 2 runs and allowed 2 runs while striking out 9 in a 7-inning win. Andrelton Simmons (Braun) was a double short of the cycle, drove in 2 and scored 3 runs. Wade Miley (Arbitration) hit a 3-run double and allowed 1 run while striking out 5 in an 8-inning win. Jay Bruce (Gonzo) doubled, singled, drove in 3 runs and scored 4 times. Mat Latos (Muumuu) had a 2-run double, scored and allowed 4 runs while striking out 11 in a 6-inning win. Alfonso Soriano (Rookies) hit a pair of 2-run homers.

DUDS: David Wright (SSS) went 1 for 5 with an error. Giancarlo Stanton (Fish) singled and made an error. Kyle Kendrick (Misfits) allowed 6 runs and struck out 2 in a 5-inning loss. Chase Utley (Misfits) singled and committed an error.

NOTES: The Dodgers acquired SP Ricky Nolasco from the Miami Marlins, meaning one of our resident San Francisco fans has another Dodger on his roster.

Head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 162, Lawyers, Guns & Money 129
Manwaring a Muumuu 155, Silver State Sagebrushers 136
Misfits 139, Pitch You Blockhead 126
Arbitration Losers 149, Rookies 144
Fresh Fish 142, Going Going Gonzo 130