Friday's report

Overall standings

1. WWJB 1050 -- Scott now waiting patiently for the return of Jesus ... from the DL
2. Chico's Chuggers 1027 -- Hawpe is new star of the week
3. Fresh Fish 1025 -- The freefall has begun
4. Misfits 1003 -- Manny effect: Pierre's points go up, Ethier's go down
5. Goatwhisperers 988 -- Can't wait to get Chris Young out of lineup
6. Arbitration Losers 976 -- God only knows where Losers would be without Brian Wilson's losses
7. VC Appraisers 970 -- 10-point days are all-Wright for Appraisers
8. Triple-A's 958 -- Unthinkable: Four straight 0-point days for Utley
9. Boondock Saints 956 -- Perhaps it's time to find a new shortstop
10. Pickle Bugs 777 --- 1-point day sinks Bugs further into abyss

Head-to-head scoring

VC Appraisers 121, Misfits 119
Goatwhisperers 132, WWJB 123
Triple-A's 128, Arbitration Losers 113
Chico's Chuggers 138, Pickle Bugs 64
Boondock Saints 107, Fresh Fish 96

Player acquisition

WWJB acquired C Wil Nieves (May #3)

Mid-week replacement

On Saturday, WWJB placed Jesus Flores on disabled; activated C Wil Nieves.