Tuesday's report

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. Upton No Good (Bill-Rich) 977
     Loney is performing like HanRam; HanRam performing like Loney
2. Fresh Fish (Rick) 960
     Zito finally has a Zito-like outing
3. Arbitration Losers (Tim) 959
    Rox rainout give Tulowitzki one more day to heal
4. Pickle Bugs (Jon) 921
     Bugs really hope Lilly blooms soon
5. Misfits (Reid) 914
    We call him Starlin "Overthrow" Castro
6. Triple-A's (Ken) 903
     Rox-Phils rainout thinned out TA's lineup
7. VC Appraisers (Kevin-Dave) 893
    Blanks is firing Blanks (hitting .180); may be time to look for OF
8. Goatwhisperers (Arik) 891
     Thank God for Cedeno's hit, or Cueto would have had a no-hitter on the bench
9. Chico's Chuggers (Shawn) 842
     LaRoche not doing much more than A-Ram
10. Pitch You Blockhead! (Scott) 785
     Wright discovers that chances of getting hit improve when you make contact

Head-to-head scores

Goatwhisperers 32, Misfits 32
VC Appraisers 52, Chico's Chuggers 41
Pickle Bugs 53, Triple-A's 35
Arbitration Losers 53, Pitch You Blockhead! 45
Upton No Good 55, Fresh Fish 24