Week 2: Tuesday's report

Get used to seeing this when Polanco
is hitting behind you, Giancarlo.

STUDS: Cliff Lee (Arbitration Losers) got the job done with his arm and his bat. He pitched 8.2 innings and struck out 6 in a victory; he also had a hit, a run and an RBI. Lance Lynn (Lawyers, Guns & Money) struck out 10 Reds in 6 innings. Michael Young (Misfits) was a double short of a cycle, drove in 2 and scored twice.

DUDS: B.J. Upton (Going Going Gonzo) went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks and made an error. John Axford (Rookies) took the loss and allowed 3 runs in 0.2 inning. He has earned negative-7 points this year. Giancarlo Stanton (Fresh Fish) went 0 for 3 with a walk as his average fell to .154.

Head-to-head scores

Misfits 47, Silver State Sagebrushers 36
Manwaring a Muumuu 59, Arbitration Losers 57
Pitch You Blockhead 78, Fresh Fish 29
Testosteraun Braun 91, Going Going Gonzo 42
Rookies 62, Lawyers, Guns & Money 54