Week 4: Saturday's report

Carlos Gomez found the sweet spot on the barrel with
this hanging breaking ball.

STUDS: Carlos Gomez (Rookies) had 3 hits, including a 2-run homer. Yonder Alonso (Pitch You Blockhead) hit 3 doubles, drove in 2 and scored 2 runs. A.J. Burnett (Going, Going Gonzo) earned a win and struck out 6 while allowing 2 runs in 6 innings.

DUDS: Ryan Braun (Testosteraun Braun) went 0 for 3 with 2 strikeouts and was caught stealing. Mike Leake (Testosteraun Braun) allowed 3 earned runs and struck out 1 in a 3-inning loss. Thanks to a Marco Scutaro error, Sergio Romo (Testosteraun Braun — hey, it's a theme!) allowed 1 run and took the loss in 0.1 inning.

NOTE: Testosteraun Braun had 10 players hit the field, and they combined for zero points thanks to a handful of goose eggs and the negative scores listed in the Duds section. That's remarkable.

Head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 120, Testosteraun Braun 111
Fresh Fish 127, Rookies 88
Manwaring a Muumuu 154, Going Going Gonzo 150
Arbitration Losers 154, Pitch You Blockhead 124
Misfits 154, Lawyers, Guns & Money 137