Week 5: Sunday's report

Rumor has it Rupert Holmes is working on a remake of his
No. 1 hit from 1979, "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)."
The lyrics of "Escape (The Marco Estrada Song)" go: "If
you like Marco Estrada, and giving up lots of runs. If you
like walking everybody, then we'll have us some fun."

STUDS: Allen Craig (Arbitration Losers) had a double and a triple, scored 1 runs and drove in 4. Matt Holliday (Arbitration Losers) singled, homered, drove in 3 and scored 3 runs. Justin Ruggiano (Fresh Fish) hit a solo homer and a 2-run homer, scored 4 runs and stole a base. Freddie Freeman (Misfits) singled, doubled, homered, scored 2 runs and drove in 3.

DUDS: Marco Estrada (Testosteraun Braun) allowed 8 runs and took the loss while striking out 5 in 3.1 innings. Roy Halladay (Misfits) allowed 9 earned runs and took the loss while striking out 4 in 2.1 innings. Dexter Fowler (Silver State Sagebrushers) went 0 for 5 with 3 strikeouts.

Final head-to-head scores

Testosteraun Braun 183, Lawyers, Guns & Money 166
Manwaring a Muumuu 165, Silver State Sagebrushers 114
Pitch You Blockhead 189, Misfits 158
Rookies 213, Arbitration Losers 151
Going Going Gonzo 179, Fresh Fish 133