Week 16: Sunday's report

9 runs of support? Save 6 of those for next game, guys.

STUDS: Matt Kemp (Arbitration Losers) came off the DL swinging a hot bat, notching a homer, double, single and 3 RBIs... before injuring his ankle in the 9th inning. Another DL stint is not expected, but you never know. Jayson Werth (Lawyers, Guns & Money) hit two solo homers. Elsewhere, it was aces wild across FBLG. Clayton Kershaw (Silver State Sagebrushers) enjoyed some rare run support, striking out 9 and allowing 2 runs in a 7-inning win and adding an RBI at the plate against the Nats. Adam Wainwright (Misfits) allowed 2 runs and struck out 7 in 8 innings against the Padres for his 13th win. Matt Harvey (Manwaring a Muumuu) continued to own the Phillies, striking out 10 in 7 shutout innings.

DUDS: Oh what a week for Testosteraun Braun's starting pitching. Two days after Jeremy Hefner's minus-6, staff ace Jordan Zimmermann allowed 7 earned runs in 2 innings, notching a strikeout in a loss for a minus-7. Bill's club had 4 starters this week... combine for minus-2 points. Andrelton Simmons (TB) had a hit and an error, as did Chase Headley (Arbitration Losers) and Aaron Hill (Muumuu). Rickie Weeks (SSS) was 0 for 4 with a K and an error (AKA the "Pedro Alvarez").

TRADE: Lawyers, Guns & Money and Manwaring a Muumuu complete their second trade of the season, with OF Carlos Quentin going to Muumuu in exchange for SP Jeff Locke.

Final head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 104, Fresh Fish 102
Misfits 98, Testosteraun Braun 47
Manwaring a Muumuu 119, Pitch You Blockhead 64
Rookies 60, Going Going Gonzo 58
Arbitration Losers 74, Lawyers, Guns & Money 61