Playoffs Week 6: Wednesday's report

This clearly wasn't Pablo's answer when asked,
"How many Big Macs would you like, sir?"

STUDS: Noted vegetable enthusiast and former personal trainer Pablo Sandoval (PYB) apparently thought yesterday was a playoff game, because Mr. Clutch clubbed 3 homers and drove in 6 runs. Teammate and former Ritalin test subject Hunter Pence (Test. Braun) doubled, homered, scored 3 runs and drove in 3. Former teen idol Jordan Zimmermann (Test. Braun) struck out 5 in 7 solid innings for the win. And former plus-size model Aramis Ramirez (Muumuu) had a double, a single, 2 RBIs and 3 runs.

DUDS: Former Gold Glove winner (this one's actually real) Joey Votto (Muumuu) enjoyed his 16-inning loss to the tune of an 0 for 7 with 3 strikeouts and his 13th error. Thirteen! Former Cub Scout Eric Young Jr. (Test. Braun) went 0 for 5 with 5 men left on base and an error. Former Menudo member Nolan Arenado (Gonzo) had a hit and an error. Former Salem-Keizer Volcano Francisco Liriano (Misfits) allowed 7 earned runs and struck out 4 in a 3-inning loss. And former middle reliever Edward Mujica (Fresh Fish) blew a save and didn't strike out any batters, though his team kept him from getting the loss.

Finals scores

Arbitration Losers 64, Manwaring a Muumuu 54

Third-place series scores

Pitch You Blockhead 126, Misfits 53

Consolation scores

Rookies 96, Lawyers, Guns & Money 42
Going Going Gonzo 79, Fresh Fish 72

Silver State Sagebrushers 92, Testosteraun Braun 79