Playoffs Week 8: Sunday's report

If someone throws a no-hitter in Miami on the last day
of the season, does it make a sound?

Be sure to check back in the next day or two for your commissioner's season wrap-up. Sources inside the commish's office say there might be a special guest analyst. Is it Bud Selig? The Phillie Fanatic? Tommy Lasorda's nutritionist? Ryan Braun's pharmaceutical representative? Time will tell.

STUDS: Joe Kelly (Muumuu) might have set a FBLG record for points in a relief appearance. Kelly posted 18 points with a double, a run, a win and 5 strikeouts in 5.1 scoreless innings. Andrelton Simmons (TB) had 2 doubles, a single, a steal, an RBI and 3 runs. Jordy Mercer (PYB) was a double short of the cycle and scored twice. Evan Gattis (Rookies) hit a 2-run homer, singled twice and scored twice.

DUDS: Huston Street (GGG) had a remarkably bad day. He pitched to 5 hitters and retired none of them in blowing the save and taking the loss. He allowed 2 runs on 3 hits, 2 walks and a wild pitch. Dan Uggla (GGG) went 0 for 2 with an error. He did walk 3 times but didn't come around to score.

Consolation finals scores

Testosteraun Braun 158, Fresh Fish 51 (Braunies are the consolation champions)

Battle for second place in points

Arbitration Losers 161 (4,420 total, Losers finish second in the points race)
Misfits 139 (4,412 total)

Other scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 120
Going Going Gonzo 107
Lawyers, Guns & Money 174
Pitch You Blockhead 136
Rookies 100
Manwaring a Muumuu 132