The Check Swing: Week 13

Marcell Ozuna's slash line of .249/.301/.337 earned him a ticket to New Orleans. 

1. Already Zaun (11-2, 2,347 points, last week 1): The Zaunies edged the Blockheads thanks to 32 points from Neil Walker and 32 from Ryan Braun. When does Hunter Pence come off the DL? 

2. Pitch You Blockhead (10-3, 2,329 points, last week 2): Thanks for nothing, Yonder Alonso (3), Kolten Wong (4), Nolan Arenado (-1) and Mark Trumbo (1) in the loss to the Zaunies.

3. Retire 21 (9-4, 2,296 points, last week 3): A bad sign for Ray in this week's loss: Jacob deGrom, Charlie Morton and Santiago Casilla combined for 1 point, and Justin Upton posted a 4.

4. Arbitration Losers (7-6, 2,181 points, last week 4): This is why fantasy baseball is fun: Free-agent pickup Jorge De La Rosa scored 31 points this week, and Madison Bumgarner posted a zero.

5. Chateau Marmol (8-5, 2,166 points, last week 6): Mat Latos and Brett Anderson are emerging as solid rotation options to go along with Max Scherzer. Can Andrew Cashner join the party? 

6. Soler Eclipse (5-8, 2,147 points, last week 5): It's probably a bad sign if Gerardo Parra is your leading scorer for the week, although 29 is nothing to sniff at. 

7. The Bryce is Right (4-9, 2,133 points, last week 7): Bill's already-thin rotation gets even thinner with Carlos Frias hitting the disabled list. At least Julio Teheran is pitching better.

8. Rookies (6-7, 2,104 points, last week 9): Henry's team erupted for a league-high 220 points thanks to 32 points from Adam Lind and a pair of 19-point outings from Jordan Zimmermann. 

9. Misfits (4-9, 2,074 points, last week 8): The offense didn't do much this week, but Kyle Hendricks, Cole Hamels and Taylor Jungmann carried the load with 84 points in 6 starts.

10. Fresh Fish (1-12, 1,908 points, last week 10): This week's disaster for Rick involved Marcell Ozuna being sent to Triple-A and Stephen Strasburg going back on the DL. It's just not funny anymore.