Week 12: Tuesday's Roundup

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he looks like a man but pitches like a turd.
NOLA
N-O-L-A NOLA
Na na na na NOLA

Studs: Jose Fernandez (HE) pitched 7 shutout innings with 7 strikeouts and an RBI single, leaving with a 2-0 lead that was immediately coughed up by the Miami "bullpen." Charlie Blackmon (GH) homered twice and scored three runs. Jay Bruce (AL) homered, doubled and drove in 4. Anthony DeSclafani (PYB) struck out 6 and allowed 2 runs in a 7-inning win. He's the first Reds pitcher to make this list since maybe Jose Rijo. Nolan Arenado homered, singled twice and drove in 3. (PYB) Zach Cozart (PYB) tripled, homered, drove in 3 and scored 3 times. Matt Kemp (Rookies) had 4 hits, including 2 doubles, and 2 RBIs. Johnny Cueto (FF) struck out 6 and allowed a run in a 6.2-inning win.

Duds: Jonathan Villar (Rookies) went 0-fer and made an error. Aaron Nola (LGM) was pounded for 7 runs in 3 innings by the mighty Twins offense.

Transaction: Pitch You Blockhead activates OF Yasiel Puig from the DL, benches OF Michael Conforto.

Scores

Arbitration Losers 40, Goldschmidt Happens 28
Fresh Fish 70, The Lumbar Yard 66
Misfits 42, Retire 21 19
Hundley Eyes 69, Rookies 40
Pitch You Blockhead 54, Lawyers, Guns & Money 34