Week 17: Thursday's Roundup

Call it petty, but every time Jonathan Papelbon makes the Duds list, his picture has a good chance of making it here.

Studs: Aledmys Diaz (Misfits) homered, doubled, scored twice and drove in 3. Tanner Roark (LY) had an RBI single and allowed 1 run in a 7-inning win, striking out 3.

Duds: Jonathan Papelbon (AL), demoted from the closer's role, gave up a run in a 0.1-inning outing, still stupidly managing to earn a hold for the "effort." Nolan Arenado (PYB) went 0-for-5 with an error. Jeurys Familia (FF) blew his second consecutive save, allowing 2 runs and striking out on in a 0.1-inning loss.

Transactions: Lawyers, Guns & Money activate 2B Dee Gordon from "DL" and bench 2B Derek Dietrich. Pitch You Blockhead place OF Peter Bourjos on DL and sign/activate OF Alex Dickerson.

Scores

Fresh Fish 109, Hundley Eyes 97

Goldschmidt Happens 95, Retire 21 87

Arbitration Losers 83, Misfits 51

Rookies 84, Pitch You Blockhead 75

Lawyers, Guns & Money 122, The Lumbar Yard 70