Week 3: Tuesday's Roundup

The next time you think about Yasmany Tomas, try singing his name to the tune of Raspberry Beret.
You can thank us later.

Studs: Max Scherzer (R) struck out 7 and allowed no runs in a 7-inning win. Nolan Arenado (PYB) homered twice, doubled and drove in 3. Shelby Miller (PYB)... wait a minute, really? are we sure? you know this is the studs list? ok, if you're sure... anyway, he struck out 5 and allowed 1 run in a 7.1-winning win. Adam Duvall (BM) homered, doubled and drove in 5. Yasmany Tomas (FF) - you know, the kind that you find in a secondhand store - homered and drove in 3. Joey Votto (LGM) homered, singled, walked twice, scored twice, drove in 2, probably yelled at someone.

Duds: Blake Treinen (M) allowed a run in 1/3 of an inning, getting pulled early from a save opportunity. That WHIP of 2.53 is very inspiring in a closer. Dansby Swanson (R) went 0-fer with an error, then had a mint julep on the veranda because his name is DANSBY SWANSON. He sounds like a Gone With the Wind character, not a shortstop. Ryan Schimpf (PYB) walked and made an error. Did you know he leads the league in walks? It's true. Neil Walker (LGM) made an error, which is unsurprising because he looks like a sack of wet flour trying to play second base.