Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Week 9: Monday's Roundup

Jeff Samardzija (shitload of hair) collides with Mike Morse (slightly less but much greasier hair) while trying to hit
Bryce Harper (adorably tousled hair) during a brawl. Looking on are Hunter Strickland (green hat), Daniel Murphy
(mid-length greasy hair) and an anonymous Giant who's probably hitting .190 (green hat). 
Studs: Hunter Strickland and Bryce Harper provided plenty of entertainment by trading punches. Hunter Pence, Mac Williamson and George Kontos hilariously dragged Strickland off the field before he got himself killed out there. 

Duds: Jeff Samardzija and Mike Morse came out guns blazing and knocked noggins, which led to Morse being placed on the DL with concussion symptoms. 

Actual studs: Tanner Roark (AL) struck out 6 in a 7-inning win and didn't allow a run. Hunter Renfroe (PYB) hit a grand slam and walked, falling just shy of our normal Stud threshold of 8 points. However, we cut him some slack because it's amazing that the Padres actually managed to load the bases. 

Actual duds: Eugenio Suarez (CB), Brandon Crawford (AL) and Adrian Gonzalez (M) singled and erred. Tommy Joseph (R) walked and erred. 

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