Week 7: Thursday Roundup

Welcome back, Justin Turner Overdrive!

STUDS: In a development that wouldn't have seemed so strange before the season, but now seems alien enough to be growing out of Sigourney Weaver's stomach, all our studs are Dodgers: Kenta Maeda (FF) threw 8 shutout innings and struck out 8 for the win. Justin Turner (AL) had a single, 2 doubles and 5 RBIs.

IF YOU'RE GONNA RUN THROUGH A STOP SIGN, YOU BEST BE READY TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:



DUDS: Evan Longoria (M) walked and made an error. Christian Villanueva (SG) didn't even start but did enter in time to make an error.

HE'S A BALLBOY BUT HE'LL NEVER BE A BALLMAN:

Play it cool Rodney.......play it cool...... pic.twitter.com/xfwQBtDVzJ

— Ben Ryan (@benjaminryan) May 14, 2018