Semifinals Week 2: Sunday Roundup

If Charlie Blackmon keeps hitting like this, he'll never cut his hair, will he?

Semifinals - final scores

• No. 4 The Misfits 398, No. 8 Pitch You Blockhead! 378.7
• No. 7 BodySuit Man 394.2, No. 3 Arbitration Losers 319.8

The 2-week championship series starts today pitting Reid's Misfits against Adam's BodySuit Man.

Yeah, Brad, just squat right there and let it out.

STUDS: Charlie Blackmon (PYB) hit 2 solo homers and a double and scored 3 runs. Justin Turner (AL) had a homer, 2 doubles, a single, a walk, 2 runs and 2 RBIs. DJ LeMahieu (AL) doubled, tripled, drove in a run and scored twice. Ronald Acuna (FDD) tripled, homered, drove in 2, walked twice, scored 3 runs, stole a base and was caught stealing.

DUDS: Vince Velasquez (FF) struck out 4 and allowed 5 runs in a 4-inning loss. Raisel Iglesias (PM) allowed a run and took the loss... to the Padres, so it actually counts double. Brad Boxberger (SG) allowed 3 runs in 0.1 innings, blew the save, took the loss, and slapped your girlfriend.