Week 9: Saturday Roundup

As we like to say in the commissioners' office, the Phillies bullpen "Nerised" on Saturday night.

STUDS: Christian Yelich (HG) homered, tripled, drove in 4, scored twice, stole 2 bases and walked. Adam Jones (M) homered, doubled, drove in 2 and scored twice. Jon Gray (M) got the win and struck out 7 Blue Jays in a 6.2-inning win at Coors Field. Starling Marte (CB) had 4 hits, including a 3-run homer.

DUDS: Josh Donaldson and Trea Turner (both CB) each went 0-fer with an error. Felipe "Vazquez" allowed 2 runs to blow a save while striking out 1 in 1 inning. Hector Neris (WLB) retired 1 batter before taking the loss by serving up the game-winning homer by Will Smith. No, not that Will Smith; the other one. No, not that one either. The other other one.