Week 14: The Check Swing

"Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."

This week's edition will be brief because life has been hectic here at the commissioners' office. We had to order new furniture because Tommy Lasorda peed on our couch, and the Phillie Phanatic demanded a wardrobe upgrade. (Namely, pants.) We hope to return to our regularly scheduled garbage next week. 

1. Yari's Autonomics (2948.7, 8-6, last week 1)

2. The Rookies (2906 points, 7-7, last week 3)

3. Clemente's Bucs (2879, 8-6, last week 2)

4. When the Ledee Breaks (2748.8, 7-7, last week 4)

5. Hassey's Girl (2742, 9-5, last week 5)

6. Project Mayhem (2676.8, 7-7, last week 6)

7. Fresh Fish (2669.8, 8-6, last week 8)

8. Arbitration Losers (2661.3, 8-6, last week 9)

9. Lumber Co Lumber (2654.7, 7-7, last week 7)

10. The Misfits (2028.2, 1-13, last week 10)

Batting leaders after Week 14

1. Cody Bellinger (R) 350.5
2. Christian Yelich (HG) 339
3. Josh Bell (YA) 331.5
4. Freddie Freeman (LCL) 329
5. Ronald Acuña Jr. (WLB) 300.5

Pitching leaders after Week 14

1. Max Scherzer (YA) 307.3
2. Stephen Strasburg (CB) 262.3
3. Luis Castillo (FF) 251
4. Hyun-Jin Ryu (HG) 242
5. Zack Greinke (YA) 238