Week 11: Tuesday's report

Mark McGwire is telling Kirk Gibson that Gibson's
incomprehensible platooning of his outfielders is driving
FBLG owners crazy.

STUDS: It's our least likely set of Studs this year! Pedro Alvarez (LGM) homered, singled twice, drove in 3 and scored 2 runs. Zack Cozart (Rookies) had a 3-run homer and an RBI single. Andrew Cashner (Sagebrushers) allowed 2 runs and struck out 5 in an 8-inning win.

DUDS: Daniel Murphy (Braun) and Hunter Pence (Braun) each went 1 for 4 with an error. Matt Garza (Gonzo) allowed 9 runs and struck out 3 in a 5-inning loss.

TRANSACTIONS: Pitch You Blockhead places RP Rafael Betancourt on the DL and acquires Bobby Parnell to replace him. Also, SP Tony Cingrani has been awarded to Arbitration Losers because of a clerical error at the commissioner's office. See your email for details.

Head-to-head scores

Silver State Sagebrushers 58, Misfits 17
Arbitration Losers 47, Manwaring a Muumuu 18
Fresh Fish 56, Pitch You Blockhead 45
Rookies 60, Lawyers, Guns & Money 37
Going Going Gonzo 38, Testosteraun Braun 12