Saturday, April 7, 2018

Week 1: Friday Roundup

The AT&T Park grounds crew removes Pablo Sandoval's boob sweat from the playing surface. 
This is the only known
photo of Gen. J. Dansby
Swanson.
STUDS: Retired Confederate general Dansby Swanson (PYB) was a homer short of the cycle, drove in 3 and scored a run. Corey Dickerson (AL) went 3 for 4 with 2 doubles, 2 runs and 2 RBIs. Carlos Gonzalez (FF) homered and had an RBI single.

DUDS: German Marquez (PM) lost the war against the Braves — that's right, a World War II joke — by getting tagged for 7 runs with 2 Ks in a 4.2-inning loss. Adam Duvall (FDD) went 0 for 3 with a walk and an error as his slash line fell to an unusual .150/.182/.500.

ODDS AND ENDS: Kyle Schwarber (SG) went 0 for 4 with 4 Ks and still put up 1.5 points by walking and scoring. The Giants-Dodgers game was postponed because the Los Angeles offense didn't bother to show up. Or was it the San Francisco offense? Aw, who cares — both these teams are playing like crap.

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