Week 1: Tuesday Roundup

Somebody named Christian Villanueva hit 3 homers for the Padres today. He drove in 5 and scored 4 runs.

Brian Wilson, best known as a sleeper agent in the Los
Angeles bullpen, goes incognito without a beard to
throw out the first pitch for the Giants. It was lined
into the gap for a bases-clearing double. 

STUDS: Christian Yelich (M) was a triple short of the cycle, scored twice and drove in a pair. More importantly, he tied the game with a 9th-inning homer before Ryan Braun won the game with a homer of his own to show the Cardinals how to lose The Right Way. Tommy Pham (PM) was a triple short of a cycle, scored twice and stole a base. Freddie Freeman (R) had a 3-run homer, an RBI single, 2 walks and 3 runs. Ozzie Albies (R) went 3 for 5 with a double, an RBI and 3 runs.

DUDS: Julio Teheran (AL) stunk against the Nationals, allowing 3 homers and 5 runs while fanning 2 in 2.1 innings. He didn't even take the loss because Washington's A.J. Cole was a complete disaster. Cole allowed 10 hits and walked 3 in a 3.1-inning loss. Coincidentally, he's available in FBLG. Jorge Alfaro (SG) went 0 for 3 with 3 Ks.

RAINOUT: The Cubs and Reds didn't even bother to try. They'll play a doubleheader later in the season.