Playoffs Week 1: Friday's report

We have a new leader in the clubhouse
for worst FBLG score of the year: -10.

STUDS: Wilin Rosario (Gonzo) was a triple short of the cycle, scored 2 runs and drove in 4. Mark Ellis (LGM) had a triple, 2 singles, 2 runs and 1 RBI. Joey Votto (Muumuu) tripled, singled, drove in 2 and scored twice. Michael Cuddyer (Muumuu) singled twice, drove in 3, scored 2 runs and stole a base. Brandon Beachy (Rookies) got the win and struck out 6 in 8 shutout innings. Bronson Arroyo (Rookies) singled and allowed 1 run while striking out 7 in a 7-inning win. Dan Haren (PYB) — seriously, Haren made the Studs list — "drove" in a run with a bases-loaded walk, allowed 2 runs and struck out 7 in a 7-inning victory.

DUDS: Francisco Liriano (Misfits) ended an impressive run of pitchers dominating the Rockies. Liriano allowed 10 runs and struck out only 1 batter in 2.1 innings. He also took the loss (no kidding). Carlos Gomez (Rookies) singled, stole a base and scored twice — but threw it all away with 2 errors.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 118, Testosteraun Braun 82
Lawyers, Guns & Money 129, Pitch You Blockhead 103
Misfits 98, Going Going Gonzo 91
Manwaring a Muumuu 125, Rookies 112
Consolation round bound: Silver State Sagebrushers (133), Fresh Fish (74)