Playoffs Week 1: Saturday's report

Despite the best efforts of Jayson Werth (center), this
 season is turning out to be a "Tragedy" for the Nationals.

STUDS: Matt Holliday (AL) hit a 3-run homer and a solo homer. Zack Greinke (Fish) scored a run, got the win and struck out 7 in 6.1 shutout innings. Although he made an error, Jayson Werth (LGM) made up for it with a homer, 2 singles, 3 RBIs and 3 runs.

DUDS: Pedro Alvarez (LGM) made 2 errors, went 0 for 5 and got spiked in the hand by Dexter Fowler. Dan Uggla (Gonzo) went 0 for 3 with 2 Ks and an error, but his biceps looked really good.

TRANSACTION: Manwaring a Muumuu places OF/DH (the DH stands for Dodger hater) Carlos Quentin on the DL and acquires OF/1B Darin Ruf.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 150, Testosteraun Braun 99
Lawyers, Guns & Money 140, Pitch You Blockhead 118
Going Going Gonzo 125, Misfits 118
Manwaring a Muumuu 153, Rookies 123
Consolation round bound: Silver State Sagebrushers (149), Fresh Fish (103)