Playoffs Week 1: Wednesday's report

How come Martin Prado hits better when he's on Tim's team?

STUDS: Martin Prado (AL) homered, doubled, singled twice, drove in 4 and scored twice. One of those singles brought in the tying and go-ahead runs in the eighth inning. Andre Ethier (SSS) was a homer short of the cycle, drove in 4 and scored twice. Matt Harvey (Muumuu) became the latest pitcher to dominate the Rockies, striking out 6 in a shutout. Justin Upton (SSS) was a triple short of the cycle and drove in 3 runs. Carl Crawford (Muumuu) had 3 singles, a double, a steal, 2 runs and an RBI; he also knocked Shelby Miller out of the game after two pitches by lining one off Miller's elbow. Hey, that's your FBLG teammate, Crawford!

DUDS: Plenty of big-name players posted 0-fers, including Ryan Zimmerman, Pablo Sandoval, Hunter Pence, Brian McCann, Troy Tulowitzki and Starling Marte.

Head-to-head scores

Arbitration Losers 85, Testosteraun Braun 61
Lawyers, Guns & Money 56, Pitch You Blockhead 39
Misfits 74, Going Going Gonzo 40
Manwaring a Muumuu 91, Rookies 53
Consolation round bound: Silver State Sagebrushers (77), Fresh Fish (47)